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Women are capable of making sperm

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Verboten said:
Womynkind will reign supreme as was meant to be! We'll keep you's as pets and slaves.
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We'll defend ourselves with Johnny Depp. Your knees will buckle and you will fall to the ground, broken and defeated.

Men +1
 
Verboten said:
Womynkind will reign supreme as was meant to be! We'll keep you's as pets and slaves.
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come on verboten, would metal gear solid be as cool if it starred solida snake? i think not.
and 'sides, havent you read y: the last man?
 
oh well. When women run the world there'll be a war every 28-31 days, so they'll still need men around for that I guess.
 
Should've copied the whole article:

London, Wednesday, July 12, 2006 - A new scientific breakthrough may lead to women in future being able to produce sperm. Scientists in England have turned stem cells from am embryo into sperm, which are capable of producing offspring. The breakthrough is likely to lead to new advances in treating male infertility and even the possibility that women could manufacture sperm.

The researchers at Newcastle University say that the advance, when developed further, could help men with certain types of infertility to become fertile and even one day could enable a lesbian couple to have children that genetically would be their own.

The experiment used embryo cells to produce seven baby mice, six of whom lived into adulthood, although the survivors suffered adverse events of the kind seen in cloning experiments.

The researchers isolated embryonic stem cells from an embryo only a few days old consisting of a cluster of cells. The cells were grown in a laboratory and screened to isolate the spermatogonial stem calls, which were grown and then injected into female mouse eggs, and grown in early stage embryos.

The research team says its project will aid the understanding of the biological process through which sperm is produced, which should help in the future treatment of infertility.

It is hoped that this new knowledge could be translated into treatments for men whose sperm is dysfunctional, although could be some years into the future.
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Sex? Lesbians? Lesbians having children? Stem cells? Adverse effects like that seen in cloning? This is like a right-wingers wet dream for a red herring issue.
 
ronito said:
great. now they really don't need us anymore:(
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:lol In their dreams.

In certain cases this could be tantamount to inbreeding since the genes could possibly come from the same individual. Now that's ****ed up. Wonder what those kids would look like.
 
Teh gays are not a threat to womankind and thusly will be spared. We gotta come up with a way to make babies. THe way we do now obviously isn't working, hasn't for awhile.
 
Teh Hamburglar said:
Teh gays are not a threat to womankind and thusly will be spared. We gotta come up with a way to make babies. THe way we do now obviously isn't working, hasn't for awhile.
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I'm trying to ovulate right now!
 
ronito said:
oh well. When women run the world there'll be a war every 28-31 days, so they'll still need men around for that I guess.
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we'll be their peons of war, they'd never hold a rifle since it could break their nail
 
WE NEED A HERO!

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There was an episode of Lexx that had a world where women called themselves Men and real men were called nonmen...

Anyway it did a really good job fo showing what the world would be like if women were in charge... conflict was solved by ENDLESS debate, nothing got done, no one physically attacked anyone, it was just debate for all enterinty...LOL Except real men, they were killed at the slightest offense. :)
 
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Oh crap it's Vandred!!! Let the Gender War begin!! First, alter Geneva Convention rule to state after female POWs are captured they immediately must be taken into custody ...

... or just TAKEN by other soldiers.

optimiss said:
Some already can.... :P
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Goddamnit. YOU TOOK THE EASY WAY OUT!!
 
First it was the auto-orgasm inducer for females using a remote.
Now women will be engineered to manufacture sperm.

DOOMED

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If I were a lesbian and had a partner, I'd totally use my sperm for one child and her sperm for the next.
 
MetalAlien said:
There was an episode of Lexx that had a world where women called themselves Men and real men were called nonmen...

Anyway it did a really good job fo showing what the world would be like if women were in charge... conflict was solved by ENDLESS debate, nothing got done, no one physically attacked anyone, it was just debate for all enterinty...LOL Except real men, they were killed at the slightest offense. :)
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that's crap. women arent any more enlightened than men. i call bull.
 
Who cares if they can make sperm? We can still use shotguns without are shoulders dislocating/worrying about a broken nail.

Owned. If I become a game designer this is so a game I'm going to make. Just think Dead Rising except all the zombies are bra-less and unshaven women. **** yes.
 
I'm shocked, SHOCKED, at the responses in this thread. However...

master_shake_05 said:
Plus, won't women still be giving birth to males as well as females? All this "males disappear" shit is retarded.
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You need an XY chromosome pair to make a human male, the X coming from the mother and the Y coming from the father. If the sperm is providing an X chromosome, you get a girl. In female/female mating, there are no Y chromosomes to be found.

Of course, this is all assuming a hypothetical lesbian-only society anyway. :P
 
hmm, I suggest we start lowering the status of women before things get out of hand...

first take away their voting rights... we only have a small time frame to work with before women will want to dominate, so better hurry...
 
There goes one of the advantages of having lesbian sex: not being able to get pregnant.

I guess we won't see anymore lesbians who look like guys trying to pick up more girly looking chicks with the ol': ".........and the best part is, unlike a real man, I can't ya pregnant!"



(I knew of a chick that used to try to pick up girls with that line.lol)
 
If women can make sperm, we can make eggs!

Quick, lets have a zygote race! First one that makes it can wipe out the other gender. woohoo!


















(I guess we'd need a womb or something too, but we'll work something out)
 
mrklaw said:
If women can make sperm, we can make eggs!

Quick, lets have a zygote race! First one that makes it can wipe out the other gender. woohoo!

(I guess we'd need a womb or something too, but we'll work something out)
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Why need a womb? We've grown test-tube babies, it's Fahrenheit 411 time!
 
Maxrpg said:
It's not a laughing matter.

I foresee a great catastrophe where FEMINAZI women will secure this research, and then kill all men off to make sure that wars never happen again.
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Somehow I think that in "killing all men" they would not reach their goal :)
 
mrklaw said:
If women can make sperm, we can make eggs!

Quick, lets have a zygote race! First one that makes it can wipe out the other gender. woohoo!


(I guess we'd need a womb or something too, but we'll work something out)
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I can tell you this, if man's survival depends on me pushing out a 5-10 pound baby out of some opening on MY body - we're ****ed.
 
Honestly, since we are on the topic (women ruling the world), every boss I had that was female just didn't get it.. they were buried in rule book instead of being focus on getting the job done.... most of the guys I worked for were the opposite, getting the job done was the goal the rules were only followed if they didn't get in the way of that goal.

I say most because I've encounter exceptions on both sides.
 
MetalAlien said:
Honestly, since we are on the topic (women ruling the world), every boss I had that was female just didn't get it.. they were buried in rule book instead of being focus on getting the job done.... most of the guys I worked for were the opposite, getting the job done was the goal the rules were only followed if they didn't get in the way of that goal.

I say most because I've encounter exceptions on both sides.
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I second this.

They can't function efficiently in an office environment when they're in charge. Politics seem to be their preference rather than "getting the job done".
 
DeathCabCute said:
I second this.

They can't function efficiently in an office environment when they're in charge. Politics seem to be their preference rather than "getting the job done".
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yup, i have to ditto this as well. from all my previous and current jobs, ALL(yes, all) my male supervisors had been very efficient and effective in getting the job done, and they treat their employees with respect and dignity as well. whereas most of the female supervisors i've had were power-trip tyrants, who'd rather boss people around than to getting the job done to reach a certain goal. they also treated their employees disrespectfully by talking down to them and demanding them to see her as the BOSS, so to speak.

anyway, just my 2 cents....
 
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