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[GaimeGuy]

He is a very handsome gorilla.

 

[sankt-Antonio]

Meme material:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6xXRsxhE60

Wait what, he's head banging like a real mofo.

 

[Always-honest]

Well, that is one Good looking gorilla!

 

[GorillaWithDandruff]

Fuck I need to move to Japan.....

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Well shit, I should go there. My Chinese GF calls me a handsome gorilla.

 

[Walpurgis]

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

LOL

 

[real_slime]

I saw this on respected news outlet BBC News.com the other day.

I really hope this is a case of like 3 nutcases who fancy a Gorilla getting picked up by some media outlet and then some western media picked it up because 'japan is crazy'.

We're talking about fucking Gorillas here folks.

We're talking about wanting to fuck a Gorilla.

 

[BattleMedic]

Mmmmmm furry dad bod

 

[Cryxo93]

Well at least it ain't octopi with them tentacles. Know what I mean?

 

[Dryk]

WTF

You would probably be surprised at how many stories like that you can find around the place

 

[real_slime]

You would probably be surprised at how many stories like that you can find around the place

what place might that be

where the fuck are we

 

[Walpurgis]

dat ass

 

[Jacobi]

That feel when you're less popular than a gorilla

 

[Akiller]

 

[sleverfunk]

Sultan of swag.

 

[Philippo]

Isao Kondo, is that you?

 

[Smithy C]

dat ass

Why is the handsome gorilla picking on that other monkey?

Why is nature so cruel?

 

[Ayumi]

Why is the handsome gorilla picking on that other monkey?

Why is nature so cruel?

"Haha, I'm more attractive than you!"

 

[royalan]

"Haha, I'm more attractive than you!"

Actually, I think he's trying to get laid.

 

[old manatee]

Why is the handsome gorilla picking on that other monkey?

Why is nature so cruel?

He's trying to get a game of tag going. He's serious, but he has a playful side, too.

 

[lamaroo]

lol

"I regret nothing"

You've got to get a gif of him walking away after that twirl looking swag as fuck

 

[tcrunch]

Why is the handsome gorilla picking on that other monkey?

Why is nature so cruel?

Gorillas are apes.
Damn sexy apes.

 

[Duress]

So GQ. So dreamy.

 

[Alcander]

This comparison has probably already been made, but I couldn't help myself.

 

[Kinyou]

I think this gorilla is officially driving gaf wild as well.

 

[V-Faction]

Well.


That's. Just. Prime.

 

[gruenel]

My wife just told me he's sexy

What to do GAF

 

[freenudemacusers]

My wife just told me he's sexy

What to do GAF

well you can ditch your wife or dress up like a gorilla in bed

 

[ghostjoke]

My wife just told me he's sexy

What to do GAF

1) study and learn to emulate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWmZHrWSXkU
2) walk into bedroom butt naked
3) thumb chest in proud primordial confidence
4) use what you learned in step 1
5) best to gauge her reaction at this point
6) coitus or prepare for a night on the couch

Excessive hair growth is recommended but potentially a lot to ask for in a short period of time.

 

[oti]

My wife just told me he's sexy

What to do GAF

You already know.

 

[javadoze]

This comparison has probably already been made, but I couldn't help myself.

The first thing I thought when I saw that photo.

 

[oti]

I feel like this is Nintendo Treehouse Erik as a Gorilla. GAF goes wild for both of them.

 

[Knit Your Own Porridge]

That gorilla looks... sultry. I'm not sure how to feel about this.

 

[hamchan]

This gorilla needs to be the leading man in the next Planet of the Apes. Will bring in more money than Chris Pratt.

 

[akachan ningen]

Isao Kondo, is that you?

Can't be. Girls actually like this gorilla.

 

[Dennis]

What with this handsome gorilla and Google's AI I feel like maybe the Age of Man is coming to an end.

 

[Tizoc]

 

[...Scatter...]

Oh god, I should not have searched for "gorilla suit gif". Can't unsee.

 

[oti]

Oh god, I should not have searched for "gorilla suit gif". Can't unsee.

 

[BronzeWolf]

Japanese AIDS confirmed

 

[Ayumi]

Gorillas around the world are tired of his shit.

 

[oti]

Japanese AIDS confirmed

Followed your tag, what did you get that year for Christmas? A gorilla costume?

 

[Monochromaticx]

Can't be. Girls actually like this gorilla.

 

[braves01]

Japanese men HATE him! Find out this one weird trick a gorilla discovered that has Japanese women going ape over him. I couldn't believe how simple it was...

 

[...Scatter...]

Japanese men HATE him! Find out this one weird trick a gorilla discovered that has Japanese women going ape over him. I couldn't believe how simple it was...

LOL

 

[Vermillion]

That's a little big for Japanese girls.

Someone is going to get banned for responding to this post. It's not gonna be me.

Mess

 

[y2dvd]

"dat ass"

Someone please photoshop some tactical espionage gear onto this.

 

[Wag]

 

[FStop7]

It's the gorilla's eyes. They're uncannily expressive. Very, very human-like.

 

[Chezzymann]

Wait are people actually physically attracted to a gorilla
I cant understand internet sarcasm sometimes