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[Rich!]

I saw someone post on 4chan how his girl was cheating, so He quietly got sterilized, and half a year later his ex says she's pregnant, he plays along with it until the 3rd trimester, at which point he reveals his legal documents and paperwork from the hospital stating he has been sterile since before the baby's conception and he's leaving her, all so she couldnt get an abortion (too late) and had to live with the child

Now THAT was some scheming shit (I hope it was made up)

That's almost word for word a storyline from Eastenders with Ian Beale.

 

[Slayven]

Watched someone fake a heart attack to avoid getting fired. Still got fired though.

 

[SunhiLegend]

That's almost word for word a storyline from Eastenders with Ian Beale.

:lol I remember that storyline back when I used to watch Eastenders.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Watched someone fake a heart attack to avoid getting fired. Still got fired though.

Hahahahahaha, did they fire him at the hospital or once they realized on the spot that he was faking?

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

this one is sad but incredibly hilarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OYZ04mCGCo

the timing is perfect as he cuts in and out

 

[Veezy]

this one is sad but incredibly hilarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OYZ04mCGCo

the timing is perfect as he cuts in and out

NO DAD!

 

[Boss Doggie]

I remember those pony meltdowns in OT.

 

[LaserBuddha]

I laughed at Three Mile Island being the first response, when it was one of the most overblown non-events of that kind I can remember.

 

[Angelus Errare]

THE BEST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfBObq9Z4uo

So worth it to listen to the whole thing, especially the end.

LMAO I have always loved this prank call. It's a classic!

"WTF is the fucking kenya fucking 6 fucking hundred!?"

 

[ReadingRambo]

I work in a Middle School so I pretty much see a massive meltdown every hour or so.