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Worst video games ever?

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Chû Totoro said:
Britney Dance Beat PS2
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Fail. If you can stomach it, Britney's Dance Beat was a technically a pretty good music title. And it features some of the best unlockables ever including live performance video from Britney that has some of the most bored security guards on the face of the planet. Hilarious!
 
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ps2 trash

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Autobahn Raser: Destruction Madness

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alkaline black said:
Fail. If you can stomach it, Britney's Dance Beat was a technically a pretty good music title. And it features some of the best unlockables ever including live performance video from Britney that has some of the most bored security guards on the face of the planet. Hilarious!
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When the biggest complain was that it had only 5 songs, I think you could do a lot worse.
Like with MC GROOVZ DANCE CRAZE.
 
E-Nature said:
THE BIBLE GAME
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The GBA version is ****ing awesome compared to the console versions. They're trivia game show (like Jeopardy, sort of) games, with minigames featuring Christian rock music.

The best part is that one in every four or five turns, you lose all your points for no apparant reason. Nothing like kicking the shit out of the computer left right and centr and then having to give away all your points at the very end of the game.

Also, the Biblical inspirations re so stupid it's not even funny. "LET'S PLAY JONAH AND THE WHALE!"--insert Sonic-2 style "collect the rings" 3d minigame, except you're riding on a whale's blowspout. There's another game where you're riding a tiger through a burning city.

The best part, though, is how much EB was hyping these games. A few of the local EB stores STILL have them up front right next to the cash. Crave Entertainment rules!
 
onegoodlogan said:
How about "everything for the Sega CD except Sonic and Lunar"?
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Oh, that was the wrong answer, Logan. Do we have a consolation prize for him?

We sure do, Mr. Jones. As a lovely parting gift, we'll be giving Logan a copy of Android Assault, Dark Wizard, and Snatcher, all for the Sega CD!

Thanks for playing Logan. See you next time on:

DO YOUR RESEARCH!
 
S. L. said:
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this is the worst one i ever owned
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You know what's sad? The previews for the first game looked HELLA good. I was excited to play the game. Then I rented it for the SNES....

:(

HOW DID THIS GAME GET GREEN-LIGHTED FOR A SEQUEL!?
 
mr jones said:
Oh, that was the wrong answer, Logan. Do we have a consolation prize for him?

We sure do, Mr. Jones. As a lovely parting gift, we'll be giving Logan a copy of Android Assault, Dark Wizard, and Snatcher, all for the Sega CD!

Thanks for playing Logan. See you next time on:

DO YOUR RESEARCH!
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Oh yeah, Snatcher.
My answer still stands. Marky Mark says hi.
 
Some of the ones I've played that were really horrible:

Bebe's Kids (SNES)
Big Rigs (PC)
Captain Novolin (SNES)
Barney's Hide and Seek (Genesis)
Backyard Wrestling (PS2)
Bokosuka Wars (NES)
Hydlide (NES)
Barnstorming (2600)
Fugitive Hunter: War on Terror (PS2)
 
Do The Mario said:
It was a sad Christmas day

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LOL I remember not understanding what mario is Missing was about when I saw it. I even used the educational point as I begged to get what I thought was just a mario game...... not even a little funny how much that decision sucked
 
I was so excited when we got an NES. Unfortunately, here was our game collection:

Super Mario Bros. 1-3 (Eventually)
Dragon Warrior
Contra

and then...oh god...

Friday the 13th
Back To The Future
Casino Kid
Tiger-Heli

We never rented games...I was "lucky" enough to have a nearby cousin with a couple I could borrow every now and then:

Gaurdian Legend
Beetlejuice
Ghosts 'n' Goblins
Ice Hockey

How am I even a gamer? The memories...kill me...
 
Rydias said:
I was so excited when we got an NES. Unfortunately, here was our game collection:

Super Mario Bros. 1-3 (Eventually)
Dragon Warrior
Contra

and then...oh god...

Friday the 13th
Back To The Future
Casino Kid
Tiger-Heli

We never rented games...I was "lucky" enough to have a nearby cousin with a couple I could borrow every now and then:

Gaurdian Legend
Beetlejuice
Ghosts 'n' Goblins
Ice Hockey

How am I even a gamer? The memories...kill me...
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The only bad games there are Beetlejuice, Back to the Future...and maaaybe Friday the 13th and Casino Kid.

SMB 1-3, Contra, Dragon Warrior, Guardian Legend, Ice Hockey, Ghosts n Goblins = great times
 
Hooters Road Trip is pretty terrible.

Color a Dinosaur is weak, but I can't help but love it for its no-nonsense "Snakes on a Plane" type title.
 
S. L. said:
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this is the worst one i ever owned
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Yep. I payed $60 for it. It is also the worst game i've ever played. Broken controls, slow motion fighting, extremely difficult computer that somehow still has horrible AI, and lame fatalities that you can't even pull off. I never even beat the game. Seeing as a fighting game takes about 30 minutes top to beat the first time, that says something.

I remember debating with myself wether to get this game or Resident Evil.
 
Rydias said:
I was so excited when we got an NES. Unfortunately, here was our game collection:

Super Mario Bros. 1-3 (Eventually)
Dragon Warrior
Contra

and then...oh god...

Friday the 13th
Back To The Future
Casino Kid
Tiger-Heli

We never rented games...I was "lucky" enough to have a nearby cousin with a couple I could borrow every now and then:

Gaurdian Legend
Beetlejuice
Ghosts 'n' Goblins
Ice Hockey

How am I even a gamer? The memories...kill me...
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I never played Tiger-Heli, but I enjoyed all those games as a kid. Even Friday the 13th. Ice Hockey was one of my favorite NES games.
 
I would think its some random 3D game from the PS1 era. The worst game I have played is Bubsy 3D. None of you can top this.
 
Belfast said:
Animal Crossing
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Definately have to agree there.. So much raving about it and I excitedly grab it with my DS. Boy what a disappointment. Fishing/digging/slingshotting on specific day/times for items that don't even do anything >.< I get more enjoyment from the Sims 2, and I hate that game.. it just has more depth. Anyway, to each their own I suppose
 
Shaq-Fu (SNES)
Wheel of Fortune (SNES)
Jeopardy (SNES)
Michael Jordan in the Windy City (SNES)
American Gladiators (SNES)

These games are the embodiment of suck. Hell, three of these titles were so broken they were glitched beyond playing whenever they were released. Pathetic.
 
PepsimanVsJoe said:
Damn beaten! I was going to say In Before Halo.

Feel free to replace "Halo" with the name of any other really popular game you just happen to hate.

EDIT: Actually my personal worst game is Kakuto Chojin. Only good thing about it aside from getting banned is the soundtrack.
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Which is funny, because it got banned for the soundtrack. :P
 
The sinclair spectrum had some spectacularly bad games.

Advanced Lawnmower Simulator springs to mind, although that was an April Fools Joke which eventually became a real game.
 
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I tried this game when I was around 10 years old, unlike conventional games of the time, the craptastic item collecting adventure needing you to collect phone pieces to build a phone and then show up at the right place at the right time to get picked up by your alien buddies to go home.............. was a craptastic ass-tastic piece of turd of a game
 
Amir0x said:
I approve:
Animal Crossing (2002) - This game initially debuted on the N64 in Japan only; later on it found release in the United States on Gamecube. Gamers in the USA were shocked by the terrible "gameplay" on display: an endless collectathon strung together by fetch quests, horrendously designed mini-games and idiotic animal A.I. Often cited as being the worst game ever made, its unbelievable success in the market continues to astound true gamers.
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i hate animal crossing just as much as the next person, but just what the fcuk is a "true gamer"?
 
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