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[ProfessorLobo]

Eat it and if anything happens sue Nintendo. It's clearly their fault.

 

[Yoboman]

It took to post 41 for somebody to ask why?:lol

 

[Christine]

The safest way to successfully swallow the card is to embed it in a spheroid of raw potato.

 

[Wyndstryker]

First, we have to ask the question.

Will he chew first? Or just swallow whole?

The end results may vary.

 

[Mar]

Eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding.

Spoiler

I do not endorse this act, you are going to die

Spoiler

Eat the pudding

 

[WickedLaharl]

yes. please do this. no harm shall befall you.

 

[vertopci]

Youtube it please.:lol

 

[Ranger X]

You would not die. There's nothing in that cartridge that your stomac with digest. 4 things might happen:

1- You shit and it's there.
2- You puke and it's there.
3- It stays stuck in your stomack.
4- It stays stuck somewhere in your intestines.

.

 

[vertopci]

You would not die. There's nothing in that cartridge that your stomac with digest. 5 things might happen:

1- You shit and it's there.
2- You puke and it's there.
3- It stays stuck in your stomack.
4- It stays stuck somewhere in your intestines.

.

5 - You choke on it and die a slow painful death.

 

[Twilight Princess]

eat a ds, ds fat.

 

[Michan]

But can you tell us wich DS game your avatar is pushing in?

Who cares? Just fap to it.

 

[Jive Turkey]

It took to post 41 for somebody to ask why?:lol

Because it didn't need to be asked. When someone wants to do something stupid you cheer them on.

Idiot: Betcha I can perform a successful bungee jump off this bridge with this piano wire tied around my ankles!

Idiot's friend: Go for it duder!

 

[MomoPufflet]

do it pls

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

You should blend it into a powder and make a delicious beverage out of it.

 

[Joe Molotov]

Just chew it up good and you'll be fine.

 

[VALKYRAY]

if you swallow it whole, you will sufer from infaction of anus

 

[Duke Togo]

do it pls

:lol Also, blend it into a milkshake or something.

edit: beaten

 

[Alex P]

Please don't do this. No good will come of it. I have the scars on my abdomen to prove it.

 

[OgnodoD]

Don't do it. Risking your life over something so silly is not smart.

 

[seattle6418]

a ds game? what a pussy. 5 bucks if you eat a neo geo cartdridge

 

[Caesar III]

And he is a german guy, I cannot believe it

 

[Cowie]

I saw the title of this thread, and then saw 3 pages.
*slow clap*

 

[Tempy]

Just poop on the Elf Bowling cart and take a pic for your grandchildren.

Safer, and still lol.

 

[SeeeeK]

Eat Pokemon Diamond the hardest substance known to man

 

[Esperado]

You'll be a real world example of the Darwinian theory. Maybe you'll get a spot in that Darwin Awards book.

"Atilac posted on a message board asking if he would die from eating a Nintendo DS cartridge. The people urged him on and eventually he agreed with it. Besides almost choking on the cartridge on the way down, Atilac started feeling pains in his lower digestive system. He was unable to poo for days, but he eventually forced the cartridge out. Unfortunately, it literally 'ripped him a new one' as the cartridge ruptured his sphincters causing him to bleed to death. An X-Ray photograph, later confirmed by an autopsy, showed that the cartridge also tore his large intestine, causing a buildup of shit inside of his body."

 

[Drewsy]

I recommend mixing it in applesauce, or fold it in some cheese. Hey, it works for pills, you never know!

 

[pje122]

You'll be a real world example of the Darwinian theory. Maybe you'll get a spot in that Darwin Awards book.

"Atilac posted on a message board asking if he would die from eating a Nintendo DS cartridge. The people urged him on and eventually he agreed with it. Besides almost choking on the cartridge on the way down, Atilac started feeling pains in his lower digestive system. He was unable to poo for days, but he eventually forced the cartridge out. Unfortunately, it literally 'ripped him a new one' as the cartridge ruptured his sphincters causing him to bleed to death. An X-Ray photograph, later confirmed by an autopsy, showed that the cartridge also tore his large intestine, causing a buildup of shit inside of his body."

:lol

 

[Bildi]

Don't do it. Risking your life over something so silly is not smart.

SHHHHH! He doesn't know that.

Eat the cartridge, son.

 

[Callandor]

I'm thinking about picking up Elf bowling, and digesting it.
Will I die? will it harm me in any way? if not, I'm seriously considering doing it... only to highlight what it already is.
Deal or no deal is also an option.

The worst thing that could happen to you is to shit out a copy of Ninjabread Man.

 

[Defuser]

How bad is that DS game?

 

[trinest]

Just poop on the Elf Bowling cart and take a pic for your grandchildren.

Safer, and still lol.

Then swallow it and die.

 

[Lobster]

How bad is that DS game?

So bad that it might taste better.

 

[Riptwo]

...I guess he'll die!

 

[NolbertoS]

Tagged for later results if he did go through with it.

 

[narcosis219]

What the fuck dude? NO. I don't want to see a link to a news story about some random man getting pwnt by Nintendogs in the intestines. Why the hell do you even want to do this?

 

[Dragmire]

Exactly. Haven't you read the news? Videogames kill!


...And it'll get traced back to GAF. (GAF -> Dateline -> GAF)

 

[Mr. Spinnington]

GOB trying to swallow a key

We all know how this is going to end, then.

 

[BradVanDam]

i bought Ninja Bread Man for the wii i might eat that

 

[Alex]

If you were a real man, you would eat three.

 

[Arthas]

You should be fine, as long as there are no sharp edges. However, it might be tricky getting it out of your asshole, but you won't need to worry about that for many hours.

Do it.

 

[Bodom78]

Thread title of the year. I lol'd

 

[disappeared]

Take it to Subway and ask them to put it on your sandwich.

 

[warthog]

Best idea ever, go for it man! It hasn't been done on youtube yet, so fill the gap before someone else does!*




*The author of this comment does not endorse and is not responsible for any of the reader's actions, nor is this comment necessarily a representation of the actual beliefs of the author.

 

[bjork]

Ever see that thing on rotten.com where they

Spoiler

pull a jelly jar out of a guy's ass... then pull out a whole potato

?

Just eat the whole DS and be like that guy.

 

[B-Genius]

First, we have to ask the question.

Will he chew first? Or just swallow whole?

The end results may vary.

I also pondered this.

Intriguing.

 

[Fuu]

Eat the DS instead. You'll probably start pooping money.

 

[Jive Turkey]

You'll be a real world example of the Darwinian theory. Maybe you'll get a spot in that Darwin Awards book.

"Atilac posted on a message board asking if he would die from eating a Nintendo DS cartridge. The people urged him on and eventually he agreed with it. Besides almost choking on the cartridge on the way down, Atilac started feeling pains in his lower digestive system. He was unable to poo for days, but he eventually forced the cartridge out. Unfortunately, it literally 'ripped him a new one' as the cartridge ruptured his sphincters causing him to bleed to death. An X-Ray photograph, later confirmed by an autopsy, showed that the cartridge also tore his large intestine, causing a buildup of shit inside of his body."

See...Worst case scenario you get a book deal.

 

[CassSept]

Nothing will happen, trust me.
Just remember to film it and put it on youtube.

 

[Atilac]

I'm thinking about breaking it into 4 pieces to lessen the strain on my intestinal system. How would I deal with the shard edges?

 

[TylerPwnsYou1986]

If you don't do it, I think you should be banned from Neo Gaf for life. You wouldn't want that now would you? :lol