ProfessorLobo
Banned
User2k said:Eat it and if anything happens sue Nintendo. It's clearly their fault.
User2k said:Eat it and if anything happens sue Nintendo. It's clearly their fault.
Ranger X said:You would not die. There's nothing in that cartridge that your stomac with digest. 5 things might happen:
1- You shit and it's there.
2- You puke and it's there.
3- It stays stuck in your stomack.
4- It stays stuck somewhere in your intestines.
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Ranger X said:
But can you tell us wich DS game your avatar is pushing in?
Because it didn't need to be asked. When someone wants to do something stupid you cheer them on.Yoboman said:It took to post 41 for somebody to ask why?:lol
:lol Also, blend it into a milkshake or something.MomoPufflet said:
do it pls
Esperado said:You'll be a real world example of the Darwinian theory. Maybe you'll get a spot in that Darwin Awards book.
"Atilac posted on a message board asking if he would die from eating a Nintendo DS cartridge. The people urged him on and eventually he agreed with it. Besides almost choking on the cartridge on the way down, Atilac started feeling pains in his lower digestive system. He was unable to poo for days, but he eventually forced the cartridge out. Unfortunately, it literally 'ripped him a new one' as the cartridge ruptured his sphincters causing him to bleed to death. An X-Ray photograph, later confirmed by an autopsy, showed that the cartridge also tore his large intestine, causing a buildup of shit inside of his body."
SHHHHH! He doesn't know that.OgnodoD said:Don't do it. Risking your life over something so silly is not smart.
Atilac said:I'm thinking about picking up Elf bowling, and digesting it.
Will I die? will it harm me in any way? if not, I'm seriously considering doing it... only to highlight what it already is.
Deal or no deal is also an option.
Then swallow it and die.Tempy said:Just poop on the Elf Bowling cart and take a pic for your grandchildren.
Safer, and still lol.
Defuser said:How bad is that DS game?
We all know how this is going to end, then.viciouskillersquirrel said:GOB trying to swallow a key
I also pondered this.Wyndstryker said:First, we have to ask the question.
Will he chew first? Or just swallow whole?
The end results may vary.
See...Worst case scenario you get a book deal.Esperado said:You'll be a real world example of the Darwinian theory. Maybe you'll get a spot in that Darwin Awards book.
"Atilac posted on a message board asking if he would die from eating a Nintendo DS cartridge. The people urged him on and eventually he agreed with it. Besides almost choking on the cartridge on the way down, Atilac started feeling pains in his lower digestive system. He was unable to poo for days, but he eventually forced the cartridge out. Unfortunately, it literally 'ripped him a new one' as the cartridge ruptured his sphincters causing him to bleed to death. An X-Ray photograph, later confirmed by an autopsy, showed that the cartridge also tore his large intestine, causing a buildup of shit inside of his body."