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[cacophony]

yup, looks like a dick.

moves like a dick too.

video

 

[Fracas]

I feel extremely ignorant for this, but I honestly did not know that was a prevalent condition.

 

[Gabriel_Logan]

I actually think tailess cats are kinda cool

 

[NoctisVsStar]

I'm too scared to click the links

 

[terrisus]

It's not a foxtail

How about a neko tail? >.>

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

This is just the next stage of human evolution. You're basically fucking an X-Man.

 

[Windam]

How about a neko tail? >.>

ugggguuu~

 

[Ken]

i wish i had a kawaii tail

 

[RockTurtle]

yup, looks like a dick.

moves like a dick too.

video

looks like a sentient dingle berry

 

[terrisus]

Like... How long is it?
We also need to know what her bum is like.

For reasons.

 

[Yado]

yup, looks like a dick.

moves like a dick too.

video

 

[Angry Grimace]

Are we talking weird skin tail or like a Goku tail, and can she jerk me off with the tail?

 

[Codeblue]

Do dinosaur tails count? Ankylosaurus pretty much has a mace for a tail and that's rad.

I feel extremely ignorant for this, but I honestly did not know that was a prevalent condition.

Genetics and pathology are pretty crazy. New conditions are being discovered every day, I wouldn't be so down about it.

 

[gutter_trash]

 

[Windam]

Are we talking weird skin tail or like a Goku tail, and can she jerk me off with the tail?

Look at the bolded, then look at the underlined. Now, tell me which is weird on a human.

 

[PaulExcellent]

From what he's told me, it's like 2 inches long. Exaggeration? Maybe, but I can't confirm.

Hmm...
Still a maybe. I guess if she's a nice person that I could see myself in a relationship with, then yeah.

 

[JBourne]

If it's anything like the tail in that video, I think that would be a dealbreaker.

I love butts, and that would just totally ruin the butt view.

 

[hateradio]

A vestigial tail isn't that freaky.

yup, looks like a dick.

moves like a dick too.

video

That looks fake.

 

[Windam]

I think the better question now is:

would you suck on it?

Friend wouldn't answer me when I asked him.

 

[adj_noun]

Are we talking weird skin tail or like a Goku tail, and can she jerk me off with the tail?

Regardless of either of the former, there's definitely footage of someone doing the latter. Probably dressed as a Sonic sidekick.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Jesus Christ. Think of all the tailers* you pass by on the street. Completely unaware. People you've talked to. People you've let into your home. Any one of them could have a tail. Fuck. How am I supposed to feel safe again?


* This term is now trademarked by Lionel Mandrake.

 

[Windam]

Jesus Christ. Think of all the tailers* you pass by on the street. Completely unaware. People you've talked to. People you've let into your home. Any one of them could have a tail. Fuck. How am I supposed to feel safe again?


* This term is now trademarked by Lionel Mandrake.

Do I get some credit for helping you think of the term?

 

[NoctisVsStar]

I think the better question now is:

would you suck on it?

Friend wouldn't answer me when I asked him.

Fuck no.

Now does she have a fatty? What is she working with? That's the question

 

[PaulExcellent]

I think the better question now is:

would you suck on it?

Friend wouldn't answer me when I asked him.

Not even for the 1/12 RX-78-2.
And I would do a LOT of things for one of those.

 

[Gabriel_Logan]

Guyz what if Megan Fox had a tail, would you suck on that?

 

[terribletwo]

ehhh if its like that video then maybe she should just have it removed

i mean more power to her if she wants to keep it but

Guyz what if Megan Fox had a tail, would you suck on that?

what are her thumbs like in this scenario

 

[Windam]

Guyz what if Megan Fox had a tail, would you suck on that?

I'll ask the questions here, detective.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

Not even for the 1/12 RX-78-2.
And I would do a LOT of things for one.

Best avatar on Gaf, just read the comments and look at the avatar lol priceless

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Do I get some credit for helping you think of the term?

We'll put your name in a book somewhere.... On one of those pages at the front with all of the publishing information.... And your name will be in very small print. Like 4-point font at the most.

 

[BurnOutBrighter]

Twist: It's not a tail. And it's not a girl.

 

[PaulExcellent]

Twist: It's not a tail. And it's not a girl.

then yes and yes

 

[GaimeGuy]

Twist: It's not a tail. And it's not a girl.

 

[Windam]

We'll put your name in a book somewhere.... On one of those pages at the front with all of the publishing information.... And your name will be in very small print. Like 4-point font at the most.

I can taste the fame already!

 

[adj_noun]

what are her thumbs like in this scenario

Bronze hooks.

 

[Shogmaster]

I've never seen or heard of this before

It's called Atavism. It's when your ancient ancestor's traits that should be dormant is activated. Infants born with tail is one. Also those kids in Mexico who are covered with hair all over their body (so called wolf boys) is another.

 

[Horse Detective]

I'm kind of into the furry thing, so yeah.

Oh wait, never mind.

 

[Freaky Fred]

Twist: It's not a tail. And it's not a girl.

so it's a dickbutt?

 

[CrocMother]

Would I feel it if she was on top?

 

[Windam]

I'm kind of into the furry thing, so yeah.

Oh wait, never mind.

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[Sectorseven]

Don't doctors usually remove that at birth?

 

[adj_noun]

Wait. Does the tail grant wishes?

My actions in quite a few hypothetical situations hinge quite strongly over whether or not wish granting is in play.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

I'll just come out and say it...

I'm not going to be satisfied until every tailer is documented on a publicly accessible database. And, possibly be made to wear GPS-tracking collars.

... For our children. And for our future.

Lionel Mandrake. 2016.

 

[Windam]

Wait. Does the tail grant wishes?

My actions in quite a few hypothetical situations hinge quite strongly over whether or not wish granting is in play.

No. The tail is just there. Flops around sometimes.

 

[EnderWiggles]

Wait, I thought that was normal

 

[Horse Detective]

Wait, I thought that was normal

I know what you want, and I am not giving it to you.

 

[FUME5]

I want to be open minded and say sure....but I think that would fuck with me waaaay too much.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

No. The tail is just there. Flops around sometimes.

At will?

 

[Link1110]

Why not? That Kuja chick in ff9 had it going on, so a real life version of that would be AMAZING!!!

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

And I'm done.

 

[Apt101]

Sure, a trifling thing I say!