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[kylecoley182]

http://www.wwe.com/article/wwe-suspends-eva-marie?sf33737482=1

WWE has suspended Natalie Coyle (Eva Marie) for 30 days effective immediately for her first violation of the company’s talent wellness policy.

 

[Ferny]

What is going on!?!?!

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Welp, they might as well cancel SummerSlam then.

#demonking

 

[funkystudent]

The Summerlsam youtube Pre Show is ruined!



Did a bunch of wrestlers get together and have a big drug party a few days ago or something? 3 suspensions in 1 week is kind of crazy.

 

[Strax]

Wanted to be the Big Red Machine I guess

 

[alr1ght]

 

[kylecoley182]

The Summerlsam youtube Pre Show is ruined!



Did a bunch of wrestlers get together and have a big drug party a few days ago or something? 3 suspensions in 1 week is kind of crazy.

I heard about ADR who was the other one?

 

[Kyari]

Hahahahaha.
Alberto Del Rio just the other day, too. WOW.

 

[Marvel]

Good lord lol

 

[Anth0ny]

performer who's entire gimmick is finding ways to avoid wrestling is suspended for 30 days before big show where she is set to have her first match

 

[Mesoian]

I feel like this one is a work, considering the last 3 weeks, which, if true, is a bad look if they're trying to make abuse suspensions mean anything serious in that thing. When two of your talent, the day before, actually DO get suspended for failing wellness tests, lumping one more in for story purposes is kind of shitty.

But hey, WWE ya'll.

 

[BronsonLee]

Del Rio's parties must be AWESOME

 

[GunBR]

They should use her narrator to say that she is suspended at Summerslam match

 

[CreeperBlocks]

First Del Rio, then Paige and now Eva Marie this week alone. What's going on here?

 

[Kyari]

I heard about ADR who was the other one?

Paige

 

[Dr. Black Jack]

looooooool

 

[Phamit]

Hahahahaha.
Alberto Del Rio just the other day, too. WOW.

don't forget about Page

 

[DKehoe]

All PED everything.

 

[Black Republican]

hoping she was fired, woman is terrible

 

[Alligatorjandro]

What did she do

 

[kylecoley182]

Paige

Was is the same thing ?

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

First Del Rio, then Paige and now Eva Marie this week alone. What's going on here?

They're testing jobbers/Samoans to show they mean business.

 

[Mesoian]

hoping she was fired, woman is terrible

They legit don't have enough women around in order to fire her for something like this.

They need to populate 3 god damn leagues worth of women right now. We're at the point where most of them all have the same gimmick before there's not enough time for them to come into their own.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

It's perfect timing given her current gimmick. It would be amazing if it's a work but no way WWE would do something like that and make it seem legit.

Sucks too because she's been genuinely great in this role.

 

[The Silver]

Del Rio you got some splannin to do

 

[Indelible]

What a shame, I was actually enjoying her new gimmick.

 

[Violence Jack]

Roman was the gateway.

 

[Entropia]

ADR, Paige, and Eva Marie.

That's... suspicious.

 

[meppi]

Talent? ;P

 

[Sectorseven]

Why do they use drugs if they know they're subject to random tests?

 

[Darrenf]

Man what the fuck did they take. Wonder if it's the same thing.

 

[Strangelove77]

Not Eva Marie!

 

[Guzim]

Poor Eva Marie. That hamstring injury from a few weeks ago must have still been bothering her so she turned to PEDs to heal it faster.

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

Why do they use drugs if they know they're subject to random tests?

Paige should know better since she grew up in a wrestling family. Eva probably just doesn't care because she has a job for life with WWE. Del Rio wanted a 30 day vacation to count the big bags of money Vince gave him.

 

[Mesoian]

Why do they use drugs if they know they're subject to random tests?

Gotta heal faster, stay huge, continue looking impressive.

Most of these people are expected to stay at basically the peak of physical fitness at all times while still being able to improv both on and off stage, 52 weeks a year, with very few breaks.

Shortcuts are going to be taken.

 

[Marmaladefire]

Paige had a fucking rager of a birthday party, obviously.

 

[abstract alien]

I'm starting to feel like this is there way of slowly forming a future faction. Just one more person with a decent enough name and now you have a stable of freaks that cheat and are out of control.

 

[Angry Grimace]

The Wellness Policy is not so much steroids as they want to avoid the trainwrecks from the 90s coming back to bite them.

Alcohol and drugs have destroyed most of the guys you remember as a kid (including steroids, obviously).

They kind of have a vested interest in not having all of their guys in a PG product being total drug fiends.

I'm starting to feel like this is there way of slowly forming a future faction. Just one more person with a decent enough name and now you have a stable of freaks that cheat and are out of control.

Orton, Del Rio, Paige, Eva Marie and Roman is a pretty huge stable of people currently working who have been popped.

 

[MC Safety]

The picture posted as artwork for the suspension story really highlights Eva Marie's cold, dead, doll eyes.

And, truly, this is a blow for all of wrestling.

On the plus side, the WWE now has four weeks' worth of material to explain why Eva Marie won't be wrestling.

 

[Silexx]

Was is the same thing ?

Given that they are dating, most likely.

 

[Marmaladefire]

I'm starting to feel like this is there way of slowly forming a future faction. Just one more person with a decent enough name and now you have a stable of freaks that cheat and are out of control.

So you recruit the chick who already has "can't, and doesn't wrestle" as a gimmick?

On the other hand, if it's a work, Charlotte is next. Anything to get the divas Women's title back.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

It's a work!

 

[Tom Nook]

WTF? LOL

 

[Intheflorsh]

Right when they were finally doing something really fun with her.

 

[Jezbollah]

Banning Eva Marie from the ring for 30 days is actually protecting all the other talent's wellness.

 

[Tom Nook]

Del Rio's parties must be AWESOME

 

[Skatterd]

What the hell is going on over there?

 

[Savitar]

They found something synthetic in her blood and found out she wasn't a real person after all.

Her performance and overall gestures should have been a hint.

 

[MC Safety]

They found something synthetic in her blood and found out she wasn't a real person after all.

Silicone. Or doll stuffing.

 

[Mattlikewhoa]

Del Rio's parties must be AWESOME

HAHA pretty much... Who's next?