The Fartist
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He called it "El mata PlayStation". LOL. Microsoft shill confirmed.
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Xbox series X unboxing of retail unit
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NullZ3r0
Banned
This is what happens when MS embargos last too long. We have professional reviewers sitting on retail unboxings for weeks and then lo and behold, Billy Flipflops leaks an unboxing first.
You'd think they would have learned their lesson from sitting on the Series S unveiling longer than necessary. They should have known that as soon as these bad boys hit retailers someone was going to break street date.
What people really want to see is the PS5 unboxing and size comparison though.
You'd think they would have learned their lesson from sitting on the Series S unveiling longer than necessary. They should have known that as soon as these bad boys hit retailers someone was going to break street date.
What people really want to see is the PS5 unboxing and size comparison though.
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Ozrimandias
Member
At 2:09 he says "El Mata-PlayStation" (The PlayStation Killer).
Sorry man, but sales says otherwise.
(But yeah, the marketing and PR for PS5 has been baaad)
Sorry man, but sales says otherwise.
(But yeah, the marketing and PR for PS5 has been baaad)
GHG
Member
Mess and dirt are one in the same for me. Where there is mess there is often dirt. Have you ever tried to clean somewhere that isn't tidy? It's impossible. They go hand in hand.
I used the word ghetto colloquially, no need to read anything into it. I often use it when describing somewhere or something that doesn't look high quality.
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MiguelItUp
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Lol at y'all getting butthurt about a fan saying "Playstation killer", let the dude be a fan. Lord knows y'all are gonna open your Playstation 5 fapping and probably saying "Xbox killer." Who cares?
You call that ghetto or dirty? Wow, lmao. Y'all are silly.
You call that ghetto or dirty? Wow, lmao. Y'all are silly.
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SLoWMoTIoN
Unconfirmed Member
Is he 5'1 or is the Xbox tall?
Aggressive Carrot
Member
Nice package indeed. 
Butter fingers probably drops controllers all the time. Series X looks like it'll fit perfectly besides my TV.
He probably means Playstation killer because the Series X could pass as a murder weapon. It'll be like whacking PS5 with a cinder block.
Butter fingers probably drops controllers all the time. Series X looks like it'll fit perfectly besides my TV.He probably means Playstation killer because the Series X could pass as a murder weapon. It'll be like whacking PS5 with a cinder block.
The Fartist
Gold Member
Marsha's pretty racist, too.Mess and dirt are one in the same for me. Where there is mess there is often dirt. Have you ever tried to clean somewhere that isn't tidy? It's impossible. They go hand in hand.
I used the word ghetto colloquially, no need to read anything into it. I often use it when describing somewhere or something that doesn't look high quality.
kruis
Exposing the sinister cartel of retailers who allow companies to pay for advertising space.
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Perhaps it was nicked from this warehouse?
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Perhaps it was nicked from this warehouse?
Xbox Series Xs arriving in warehouses already
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Concern
Member
Says the guy with a tag for trolling lol oh the irony.
Shitty video, I'll just wait on a better quality one.
LisaMariaMartin
Banned
That sarcastic "Thanks Microsoft"
Definitely not stolen
Definitely not stolen
vaibhavpisal
Member
power your dreams, huh?
wonder what they will write on series s.
wonder what they will write on series s.
BeforeU
Oft hope is born when all is forlorn.
Lower your dreams
High Prophet of Regret
Member
"El mata-playstation". Simple. I like the sound of it!
SoraNoKuni
Member
That's a nice unboxing experience, even though there is no way I am going xbox as I prefer Sony games by quite a lot (and I have a decent pc rig) this unboxing shouts premium.
MiguelItUp
Member
To be frank, that box was definitely damaged from a box cutter. So yeah, definitely don't think this was acquired professionally, lol.
blastprocessor
The Amiga Brotherhood
Excitement l suppose.
Alebrije
Member
Maybe is Phil Spencer....
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Jill Valentine
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The thing is I would be in the same boat except the two tech-chasing console manufacturers have fucked up hard, potentially.
Xbox AFAIK has no gyroscope ability at all.
Sony are still coy with support but have implemented it in their first party titles (they may lean harder now that MS is not supporting)
Nintendo are the only ones going heavy on gyroscope aiming.
As someone considering shifting from PC I cannot accept the use of sticks for precision aiming games, while potentially losing all the PC specialties at the same time aka unoptimized shit and mouse interface games.
DiegoAndrad
Member
Lol, never go to Rio! People there wear flip-flops everywhere, aside from work and fancy parties
Redlancet
Banned
Says the one who created a new user because the other was banned
DiegoAndrad
Member
II_JumPeR_I
Member
Stop believing in clickbait studies.. both consoles sold out... for the moment. This dick waving sales bs gets annoying.. its 2020 for fucks sake
Calverz
Member
Plot twist: HE IS THE SECURITY
FrankWza
Member
the shoes are a metaphor. He flopped and now he’ll flip. Or, he flipped and flopped the controller
Soleil rouge
Member
This guy was making me anxious. Had the box leaning off the edge of his cramped table, then dropped the controller within seconds of grabbing it. I bet his CD's are scratched to hell and full of finger prints.
Concern
Member
Another conspiracy theory lol ok. Stick to the topic. I know how you trolls love derailing.
Redlancet
Banned
Right to the ignore list
cryogenic7
Member
What does the dirty ghetto setting have to do with race?
MatrixReloaded101
Member
MS isn't stupid, they knew this would happen and probably didn't care since influencers already have units and most of the new online features are probably blocked for now.
DrumNBassDanTTV
Member
My kids bedroom is a mess, doesn't make it dirty.Mess and dirt are one in the same for me. Where there is mess there is often dirt. Have you ever tried to clean somewhere that isn't tidy? It's impossible. They go hand in hand.
I used the word ghetto colloquially, no need to read anything into it. I often use it when describing somewhere or something that doesn't look high quality.
Insane Metal
Member
Goddamnnnn that looks heavy as fock.
Insane Metal
Member
Kuranghi
Member
Oh shit that ripped box one! The spiders got out!
PSA: Check your children's ears on launch day!
I refuse to believe its a pair of gloves sitting on the boxes. Don't give me that rubbish!
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Bitmap Frogs
Mr. Community
aaaand it's gone
reinking
Gold Member
What races can't be ghetto?
Craig of War
Banned
Hawking Radiation
Member
Someone snuck across the border and into Redmond.
-Arcadia-
Banned
>Showing off an exciting new console
Better shoot vertical
>Showing off an exciting new console
Better take the time to show off the controller and put in the batteries first
I do like how it’s wrapped almost like a Christmas gift? It slides out more, but a neat little psychological association.
Better shoot vertical
>Showing off an exciting new console
Better take the time to show off the controller and put in the batteries first
I do like how it’s wrapped almost like a Christmas gift? It slides out more, but a neat little psychological association.
HeresJohnny
Member
It's all wrapped up, like a little present.
SatansReverence
Hipster Princess
The clam shell box design and the way the console is presented is quality.
Funny how some random Brazilian(?) dude is the first to unbox it though.
