Aizo
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Not even chocolate flavored? wtfYep...
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Y'all got your candy game on point?
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bggrthnjsus
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Y'all ready for the influx of adorable hell spawn on the prowl for ya sweet treats.
dude that candy selection blows
bggrthnjsus
Member
also there's only one person under the age of 20 in my entire building and he steals my mail so i ain't givin out shit
Schadenfreude
Member
So OP is that house.
What? thats crazy early. I'm getting tired of handing out candy here because over half of the kids don't even bother dressing up and just grab a grocery bag. You're getting free candy, at least throw a blanket over yourself and say you're Ragman or something. If it's the same or worse this year then I am going to go ahead and dress like Pennywise next year and scare the shit out of them.
Oh and I got good stuff to, no carrot sticks or raisin bullshit. Reese's, snickers and kit-kat's.
newdayrocks
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Y'all ready for the influx of adorable hell spawn on the prowl for ya sweet treats.
Disgusting. I hope my kid doesn't come anywhere near your house.
highrider
Banned
Y'all ready for the influx of adorable hell spawn on the prowl for ya sweet treats.
No disrespect, but this is not even in the ballpark of on point.
Sakura
Member
You're doing God's work.
18lbs of Sour Patch kids.
I think this will stand out in comparison to the others with various chocolate candies that coat your mouth and numb your taste after you eat a handful of those.
where do you live
spazchicken
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This is someone who knows what Halloween is all about. I would repeat visit you until you caught on. Good haul.This is what I bought to prepare for tonight:
LOL This is a life ruining act right here. I knew a guy who once put mayo in a cream filled doughnut and had his room mate unknowingly take a bite. If you've ever drank water expecting it to be Sprite, it's a little traumatizing and that's just water.yummy
Whoever does the candy onions should be shot at their doorstep, plate of onions still in hand.
Astral Dog
Member
yummy
hmm, this is mean yet so funny at the same time, im conflicted :/
itsbenoclock
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If any kids come by my place they're getting plain dry rice, individual grains.
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I'm a student and I have nothing in the cupboard
sixteen-bit
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yummy
taking "trick or treat" literally
GKSilKamina
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I'm working tonight, so no. Even if I was free, there haven't really been a lot of trick-or-treaters so most of that candy would just be devoured by me.
Absolutely. I love Werther's, but I live in an area with a ton of old people (Florida) so the local Walgreens/CVS is always sold out of original Werther's. I ain't buying that sugar-free shit.
Absolutely. I love Werther's, but I live in an area with a ton of old people (Florida) so the local Walgreens/CVS is always sold out of original Werther's. I ain't buying that sugar-free shit.
They get a bit creative around here. One year I had a pair of brothers carrying around a large chest and claiming to be the candy tax collectors. They were here to collect the tax so I had to pay. They had quite the haul of candy in their "tax" chest, and were even dressed up in medieval-style outfits. I haven't seen them in a while though.
It's the older kids who don't seem to participate all that much. They do some face painting and call it done.
Saucycarpdog
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You know it!
ViperVisor
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"Sweet treats fo da kids"
With that quality selection a lot of parents will be taking their cut from your stuff.
With that quality selection a lot of parents will be taking their cut from your stuff.
go to bed grandpa
Joyful
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6/10
looks more like christmas candy tbh
werthers are good tho
7/10
better than OP at least. snack size brings value down. way too small even for kids.
8/10 need more variety, good size tho
Yep...
2/10
ramen isnt a treat, its for struggling college students. pity points for being food i guess.
Just going with the classics. Never fails.
8/10
full size bars, classic choices, gj
Those almond Snickers are mine, though.
8/10 full size bars, good variety
nobody likes almond snickers, so nothing of value is lost
7/10
Good variety here
Vermillion
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Hear, hear!
TheSlySoul
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It will be raining tonight easily, think it is 75F though. Muggy rain.
I mostly wanted groceries, so today gave me the drive I needed. Sucks doing stuff when you feel bad.
You got my selection, although my bowl is not as nice.
Lol what a fool. How about you just take out the peanut butter candy when your kid gets home. Your kid having allergies is no one else's concern IMO.
Bam Bam Baklava
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This is like the 30 dollar italian meal thread but with candy. OP has some of the worst candy I've ever seen.
exmachina64
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I don't think kids trick-or-treat in my apartment complex, so I'm not buying anything.
That's a terrible selection of candy bruh. That's the kind of crap kids leave in the bag for months.Y'all ready for the influx of adorable hell spawn on the prowl for ya sweet treats.
Manmademan
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I got wherters tho...
criesofthepast
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You win. Friggen full size packs of skittles? Adopt me.
And we've got a couple of these for refills
Those almond Snickers are mine, though.
I see sour skittles in there which are my favorite. I'm gonna cry.
Top shelf.
Sweet treats fo da kids
you are a winar.
Well, I like Werther's...
Gaf must have gotten carrots once and are forever spiteful.
BluenoseGames
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I had no trick or treaters tonight so I have all the sweets to myself :3
Goro Majima
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OP is like 70 years old right?
RBH is a doctor. Should be handing out full size candy bars imo.
RBH is a doctor. Should be handing out full size candy bars imo.
not getting a single trick or treater here in east downtown Houston....kinda feel like I'm gonna miss out
Captain N. Tenneal
Member
Ready for action, OP.
Kids get 3 each, one from each bowl.
Kids get 3 each, one from each bowl.
newdayrocks
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Ready for action, OP.
Kids get 3 each, one from each bowl.
That's a great idea.
blame space
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Ahhh I thought it was tomorrow but it's tonight! I just got home, everyone's mostly gone. 😯
EDIT 5 people tops. Now I'm just fat Luigi with a huge bowl of candy
http://i.imgur.com/TDMeBMdm.jpg
EDIT 5 people tops. Now I'm just fat Luigi with a huge bowl of candy
http://i.imgur.com/TDMeBMdm.jpg
old manatee
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Man those Werther's cracked me up. OP is my grandma in 1992. That's a sophisticated sweet treat.
Fucking winner. Holy shit. Where do you live, btw.18lbs of Sour Patch kids.
I think this will stand out in comparison to the others with various chocolate candies that coat your mouth and numb your taste after you eat a handful of those.
hockeypuck
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Why did I buy a fucking split-level house. Constantly going up and down the stairs for these kiddos are hurting my knees.
Standard mix. No need to stand out one way or another, unlike Werthers boy up there.
Standard mix. No need to stand out one way or another, unlike Werthers boy up there.
One of the great things about living in Sweden is that Halloween was only popular for a few years when I was around 10-12 and then it just completely died. I got to experience a bunch of free candy and kids today don't. Win/win for me.
The past 5 years there's been maybe a total of 10 people knocking on the door and then you just pretend you aren't home.
The past 5 years there's been maybe a total of 10 people knocking on the door and then you just pretend you aren't home.
balladofwindfishes
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I'm giving these out
I bought them a month ago in a big candy box I imported and they taste gross. I figure they're more of a novelty and the kids can have fun wondering why the heck there's Japanese on their candy. There's like three kids that come around, if even, so whatever.
I don't want them. They taste like weird sugar milk.
I bought a bag of reserve whoppers in case I run out for some reason, but I doubt it. More chocolate for me!
I bought them a month ago in a big candy box I imported and they taste gross. I figure they're more of a novelty and the kids can have fun wondering why the heck there's Japanese on their candy. There's like three kids that come around, if even, so whatever.
I don't want them. They taste like weird sugar milk.
I bought a bag of reserve whoppers in case I run out for some reason, but I doubt it. More chocolate for me!
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