I was eating this rice and chicken thing like a dope. The plate was sitting on my table and I was lowering my fork into the food, scooping some up then bringing the fork to my mouth. I then got the brilliant idea of putting the plate to my lip and simply shoveling all that into my mouth with the fork. I'm a time saving genius.
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You ever shovel food into your mouth?
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it's practically all I do
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
Only when baked and/or drunk for the most part.
Taco_Human
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Only when my plate is nearly done and using a fork or spoon is pointless. Shovel the rest in, clean plate.
Tenacious-V
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Only if there's little bits and pieces at the end that I can't scoop up. Then it's scrape to a central area and shovel down.
*Edit, Taco knows it.
*Edit, Taco knows it.
Peter Bazooka
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I unhinge my jaw and swallow my prey whole.
HappyBivouac
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This is how rice is supposed to be eaten.
perfectchaos007
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I've never used that method. When there is only a little bit of food left on my plate thats hard to scoop up, I may use a finger to assist the food onto the fork.
SneakyStephan
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JustHadToJoin
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in response to your avatar - awesome musician
R3TRODYCE
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That he is!
StickSoldier
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Fuck yeah bro, all the time. How else are yousupposed to get every grain of rice?
Haha that's what my dad looks like when he eats. The man is also completely ripped for a 55 year old.?
I've made fun of a lot of people for doing that sort of thing. But not even bringing the plate up, lowering their face down to the table. It's like their some sort of human garbage disposal that just gets food shoveled in, and it's a pretty foul habit.
That I'm guilty of occasionally with the last couple bites of rice/cereal/salad, but never in public.
ElbowRocket
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Only custard yes.
dragonlife
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I once bent over like a chicken over a plate of tiramasu at Olive Garden and fit it all into my mouth. My sister dared me after I said I could probably eat it all in one bite.
I won.
I won.
EvilKatarn
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The only time I go past proper high-class dining manners is when I come out of the sauna kind of drunk and do some grilling.
The carnivore is unleashed.
The carnivore is unleashed.
Ewww, I never do that. Though I do grab a soup bowl like a cup sometimes and just drink it.
So your dad is Goku?
So your dad is Goku?
akachan ningen
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How are you saving time if you still have to chew? Just time it so that the next spoonful of food hits your mouth as soon as you finish chewing the previous mouthful. Eating can be a zen activity.
Having Goku as a dad would be cool and bad at the same time. He'd teach you how to fly and shoot energy beams, but he'd also vanish for like 10 years at a time while he's busy training/fighting/being dead.
I do this but I actually, if you can believe, make it even worse. I actually lower my mouth down to the level of the plate (when it's laying on the computer desk or bed), then shovel. I've even gone as far as having my face pointed towards the ceiling and brushing food off the plate and into my mouth like it's falling off a cliff--although that was pretty much just for my own amusement. I'm sorry, please don't belittle me for telling the truth here. I already know that I am genetic garbage.
Edit: also plate licking every time
Edit: also plate licking every time
wooden disposable chopsticks, but yeah, same thing. Hasteful youth, tsk.
I've always been the first one done at the table, my mother says I may get it from my grandfather who picked up the habit of eating fast during ww2; I always ate with him from ages 1-8, and she assumes that it's how I picked up his "habit," not sure of the validity but it would explain a lot. It varies, I eat fast, but I also take huge bites. Hot Dogs are normally gone within 2 bites, 3 if it's loaded with veggies, pieces of pizza, 2-4, incredibly fast, most pizza pieces are gone in less than a minute. Now, I assume this is normal, but everyone gives me hell for it.
My SO helps me and encourages me stopping, but it's hard.
My SO helps me and encourages me stopping, but it's hard.
POWERSPHERE
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Vermillion
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Before my account was approved, I loved you in that topic. Keep fighting the good fight.
blame space
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powersphere what the hell
Masterphoenix
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Sometimes when I'm by myself i occasionally eat more than one french fry at a time...
Chance Hale
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It was good knowing you, what a pathetic way to get banned. Sick.
And for the question, the only time I do something resembling this is with Chicken Fried Rice. And even then it's mostly when the fork is being ineffective.
*fistbump*
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