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[danm999]

Didn't Tucker Carlson try this line on Jon Stewart once and Stewart basically fired back Carlson never had to worry because he wouldn't ever socialise with him?

 

[Wazzy]

Sounds like someone who doesn't get invited to parties. 🌝

 

[adamsappel]

Where is that thread where the OP absolutely refused to play Mario Kart at a party because Crash Team Racing was the superior game or some crap.

Thank you for the reminder! It's been several Fridays since that was posted. We need updates. (And he hates all racing games.)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=983399&highlight=

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Thank you for the reminder! It's been several Fridays since that was posted. We need updates. (And he hates all racing games.)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=983399&highlight=

HOOOOOOLY shitsnacks. I remember that thread!

 

[leakey]

OP got that fight or flight response when thinking about parties.

 

[mdubs]

This thread is hilarious.

Is this thread a party now? Is OP great at the party if this thread is a party because he made the thread which started the party?

 

[super-famicom]

In Soviet Russia, parties are great at OP.

 

[Ampersands]

OP, you should go to more parties. I heard you're great at them.

 

[LyleLanley]

Thank you for the reminder! It's been several Fridays since that was posted. We need updates. (And he hates all racing games.)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=983399&highlight=

Hahaha.

I wouldn't have my night ruined by playing Mario Kart though, so I told her no, I really didn't want to play.

This guy is great at parties.

 

[VeryGooster]

Yeah this. Ex:

"Hey man, want to go see Chappie later?"

-"Sorry, I don't watch movies with nonsensical points. Plus Die Antwoord is a scourge of the Earth who only strengthens negative stereotypes of South Africans. Also, I don't 'get' motion pictures."

"...Wow, you must be great at parties"

Don't do this. Try this instead:

"Hey man, want to go see Chappie later?"

-"No thanks, I'm having a party later. It'll have 3 bounce houses and candy necklaces but instead of candy it's E"

"Wow! You must be great at parties!"


You're welcome OP.

This post wins.

 

[Acorn]

Thank you for the reminder! It's been several Fridays since that was posted. We need updates. (And he hates all racing games.)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=983399&highlight=

Back fire is complete. We can all party now.

 

[RockTurtle]

Thank you for the reminder! It's been several Fridays since that was posted. We need updates. (And he hates all racing games.)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=983399&highlight=

this explains soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much.

OP is the best at parties!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Tired of parties?

Try lemon party.

 

[Choomp]

You must be great at parties.

.... Was Wario64... Late!? Damn, this thread was askin for it that much huh

 

[Folstern]

You know, nerd, you really are the last person I'd suspect is great at parties.

 

[CreepingFear]

I'm not good at parties nor am I smart

 

[The One and Done™]

You must be the tardy party

 

[Amentallica]

You know, SolVanderlyn, we really are great at parties.

 

[SolidSnakesMyStepDad]

OP you are making it seem like you want to be really good at parties.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Never heard that used in real life, that's lame and and would be squashed with a good comeback.

 

[Paper Sparrow]

Never heard that used in real life, that's lame and and would be squashed with a good comeback.

No, you must be great at parties!

 

[dekline]

You must be great at parties.

I am the party

 

[LyleLanley]

Never heard that used in real life, that's lame and and would be squashed with a good comeback.

Yeah, well I had sex with your wife!

 

[Andrew Korenchkin]

It's OK, I'm truly not great at parties.

Seriously, I'm introverted and uncomfortable in social situations.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Yeah, well I had sex with your wife!

His wife is in a coma.

 

[LyleLanley]

It's OK, I'm truly not great at parties.

Seriously, I'm introverted and uncomfortable in social situations.

You must be great at parties.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Find like minded people and hang with them.

 

[liliththepale]

It's true, not everyone likes parties or wants to be good at them. I like hanging out but not partying.

 

[Andrew Korenchkin]

You must be great at parties.

The sarcasm cuts deep, man.

Different Strokes for different folks. And so on and so on and scooby doobie doo.

 

[Subpar Spatula]

People who need to correct to feel smart are the worst. We get it, you know something. Want a medal?

I was with a person like that today. Played Cards Against Humanity and Snakes and Ladders at a pub. He wins and keeps proclaiming he IS the funniest and DARKEST person at the table. Whenever he would read the cards out loud he would detail why which ones weren't funny. It was Buzz Killington to the max.

If your idea of fun is to ruin the flow of a joke or to butt in to "correct" something then you just ruined the atmosphere. Again... we get it. You know the correct country next to Chad. THAT ISN'T THE POINT. YOU ARE NOT FUN AT THE PARTY. PLEASE LEAVE.

 

[Amentallica]

People who need to correct to feel smart are the worst. We get it, you know something. Want a medal?

I was with a person like that today. Played Cards Against Humanity and Snakes and Ladders at a pub. He wins and keeps proclaiming he IS the funniest and DARKEST person at the table. Whenever he would read the cards out loud he would detail why which ones weren't funny. It was Buzz Killington to the max.

If your idea of fun is to ruin the flow of a joke or to butt in to "correct" something then you just ruined the atmosphere. Again... we get it. You know the correct country next to Chad. THAT ISN'T THE POINT. YOU ARE NOT FUN AT THE PARTY. PLEASE LEAVE.

That mother fucker. That mother fucker, man.

 

[hateradio]

Parties are easy if you just relax.

 

[BamfMeat]

Parties are easy if you just relax.

Or take lots of Valium.

 

[Hyun Sai]

Parties always need someone not good at them for them to be good.

 

[Escape Goat]

I must be great at parties.

 

[Xe4]

You must be great at parties.

.

 

[inm8num2]

Do it like this, OP.

 

[ShooterMcGavin]

Tired of parties?

Try lemon party.

 

[faridmon]

If you have never been at a party, how do you know if you are great at them?

 

[Subpar Spatula]

I'm going to leave a stack of blank cards at each party so every one could tell me how well I did.

 

[Rest]

I have no idea what this thread is about. What are you talking about OP?

 

[Omega Ultimus]

.

 

[ShooterMcGavin]

I'm going to leave a stack of blank cards at each party so every one could tell me how well I did.

"6.5 out of 10. Too cinematic."

 

[mdubs]

If your idea of fun is to ruin the flow of a joke or to butt in to "correct" something then you just ruined the atmosphere. Again... we get it. You know the correct country next to Chad. THAT ISN'T THE POINT. YOU ARE NOT FUN AT THE PARTY. PLEASE LEAVE.

 

[way more]

I get this all the time but I do walk around with a lampshade on my head constantly.

Maybe I'm just allergic to the sun, you ever think of that, asshole?!!

 

[dr3upmushroom]

On a scale from 1-10 how great are you at parties?

Alternatively: OP, how great are you at partying?

 

[Jigorath]

Here's what you do OP, the next time someone says that to you just respond with:

"Well the joke's on you because I never get invited to parties!"

BAM! You just won.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

Yeah sorry but usually it is used when somebody kills the joy or needs to come in to a thread that let's say isn't being entirely politically correct and demand everybody be that. Not when somebody is being intellectual.

 

[Spaced Harrier]

OP Is Andrew WK.

 

[Two Words]

Response: "You must suck everywhere else."