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You no longer are required to perform one bodily function

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Joni said:
That kinda only works when you want to put things up there.
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Exactly ~

JC Lately said:
Listen to this person.

He speaks the truth.
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Seriously, cleaning out the pipes before sex is a right pain, I would definitely consider whatever IPD's levy would be.
Besides, I love eating and sleeping too much to give them up. And what good would giving up breathing achieve that a scuba suit wouldn't?
 
Blinking.

I'd open up a staring contest booth at the fair and make money.

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Never having to eat would be awesome (and solve a lot of problems like world hunger).

Never having to sleep would also be awesome, and increase the amount of things we can do by a lot.

I think I'll choose going to the bathroom, though. It's just a disgusting function all around, and only serves to create uncomfortable situations in public.
 
I have a theory that society would be way more productive and successful if we weren't all constantly in stages of wanting to fuck each other.

But that could just also lead to the collapse of society, so I guess breathing or something like that. I wanna live underwater.
 
I have to go with eat.

Means not getting fat and only eating candies and really tasty stuff

Zombine said:
Growing body hair is pretty annoying. I'd like to just permanently have a smooth body.
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Choose to stop eat or sleep and with the extra money you have now you pay for laser treatment =P
 
Toss up between needing to go to the bathroom, sleeping, and eating.

I have always had some issues with the bathroom, so it would be a gigantic relief to not have to deal with it anymore.

Sleeping would provide me with an extra 8 or so hours a day, and not having to feel tired or sleepy would make me more productive overall. I would be up more, so I would have to fill that time with something to do, so my expenses would go up. If I had a headache or injury, sleeping will take that pain away and allow me to heal in the meantime. I think this option provides the most positives, as well as the most negatives, So it is a really tough call.

Eating would save me a bit of money, and would probably take care of problem #1 for the most part. Would help keep me in shape as well.

Out of those three I would have to go with eating. The benefits outweigh the negatives of the other options.

AlexMogil said:
Hi, folks, I have to tell you this has been really entertaining but the jig is up. I'm the Ironic Punishment Devil and it's time to pay up. You've seen me in like every single Twilight Zone episode, don't play dumb.
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How many of these happen because your body is deprived of something it needs? If your body is no longer required to do any of those functions, I would think that the side effects wouldn't be there.
 
All metabolic processes relating to muscular substrate absorption and metabolite release. You'd have unlimited endurance, the downside is whatever your peak strength is at now is where it'll be forever and you'd be unable to improve it. Physical exertion would no longer be exercise for you.
 
not having t8 breathe seems pointless in the grand scheme of things. Not having to sleep seems way better especially if you still could if you want (like op said).
 
Eating, It kills 2 birds with 1 stone cuz you remove having to wipe ur ass too unless you eat for fun or sentimental value.

So how does energy work? Your body just assumes you have around 2000 calories?
 
Man, all of these people saying, "How can you say sleeping! You would go crazy/would need to rest anyway/etc." really can't think outside of the world they experience.

Seriously, imagine being locked in a chamber at 12:00 Noon, unable to do anything for the next 8 hours.
Doesn't sound very exciting, does it?

If it wasn't for the need to recover based on body functions, sleep would serve no purpose, and would seem just as absurd.
There's so much one could be doing with whatever 8-hour period that one spends laying around doing nothing.
 
I fucking hate sleep. I work all day, get home and by the time I eat, get changed, and do a few errands I get maybe 2--3 hours to do whatever which fly by like 45 minutes. At that time, no matter how hard I try, my eyelids wont stay open and I think "well, I guess I ain't getting anymore out of this night, better admit defeat and go to sleep." Then in the morning, sleep feels so good[/I that I don't want to wake up. It's like some cruel joke. I know my body needs it and I don't deny it's refreshing, but at this point in my life it's hard not to look at sleep as anything other that an involuntary activity that wastes 1/3 of everyday I am alive. I guess some may say you would be bored staying up all night with everything closed and everyone asleep. I stay up until I can't stay awake any longer which is usually till about 2-3 am, and I would do the same thing If I didn't need sleep that I do now: practice guitar, write music, listen to music, play vidya, watch tv/movies,etc. Especially the music stuff since that's where my real passion is and what I think about all day at my job. I want to actually do something in my life with music and all that wasted time could be used for getting my shit together or hell, even getting a second job to help pay for the gear/equipment I need.

TLDR: Sleep.
 
Chunky said:
Cmooooooon, it's fun. My morning's are made for cracking each and every joint. And how do you get shit done without a good knuckle crack beforehand?!
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Knuckles are just easy targets because there are so many in a small area.

Spots like the neck, lower back, shoulder, and knee. That is where it is at.
 
Sweating.

Eating is great, popping is the highlight of my work day, sleep is awesome, being able to never need to regulate my temperature would be swell
 
BowieZ said:
Sweating / body odor, for sure.

Makes exercise and summer complete nuisances.
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If your body didn't need the ability to cool itself thus not requiring the sweat, that would be pretty nice. I remember one day I couldn't sweat to save my life for some reason. Picking up and putting down cinder blocks.

I guess I would chose eating. That would include water also so that would be pretty amazing. I can work extra long and doing physical stuff would have me at peak fuel energy. No water breaks, no carbs needed. Just ready to go go go.

Yep Food is the correct answer for me.
 
Breathing. Less free radicals that attack my cells so I age slower.
Also no need to be out of breath after some exercise. And limitless swimming underwater.
 
I'd do without sleep for sure.

It would open up an additional room in my house, which is a bonus.

I would do a ton more with my day not giving 1/3rd of it to sleep.

Because I don't need sleep, I wouldn't suffer from the effects of not having it, like quicker aging, mental functionality etc etc.

Nightlife is always so much cooler.

I never remember my dreams anyway :/ Sleep sucks. That said, I do have a very nice bed, because if you HAVE to sleep, might as well make it good.
 
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