Primethius
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Waifus have come to.
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Zelda BotW and 1-2-Switch ESRB ratings
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Jawbreaker
Member
Breast of the Waifu.
Yep. I think OoT was my introduction to the concept.
The perfect Dark
Banned
Zelda an alcohol. It can't get much better than this.
Skyward Sword was E10+.
WordAssassin
Member
Not just that, but
Ganondorf's backstory, how he killed one of the sages, how they chained him to a boulder and stabbed him through the stomach with a sword, Midna plunging her hand spikes into Zant's chest in a fit of rage, etc.
Then of course there's the dude who sends you on the Poe side quest, and the way Skull Kid and his puppets look.
The only other Zelda games I'd completed before playing Twilight Princess were Link's Awakening and Wind Waker. I was not prepared.
Twilight Princess' art style was creepy as fuck. Thank god Tingle wasn't in it.
I thought the same thing. Really looking forward to see how they're designed.
Pancake Mix
Copied someone else's pancake recipe
Oh crap, you're right. That makes sense. Even with Snake, I'm surprised at Brawl's T but the 00's were a different era.
Preorder Cancelled.
Skeletos311
Junior Member
dampflokfreund
Banned
lol, that is awesome.
Glad they still have "adult" themes in the game
Glad they still have "adult" themes in the game
Astral Dog
Member
Most Zelda games have been E or E+10.
Twilight Princess is the outlier
Lord Ghirahim
Member
GOTY
Twilight Princess was really dark with quite a few dead guys to talk to.
Also this,
Not to mention Zant's entire storyline with hisand his last appearance being hisGod being Ganondorf.neck snapping
I didn't find that scene dark or creepy at all. I just thought it was a embarrassing attempt to try to be.
sixteen-bit
Member
Funny. Domino's Pizza has the opposite effect on me.
Deckard Chapel
Banned
ESRB said:
This sounds like my average daily routine
I suppose the fairies won't be any more suggestive than in OOT/MM?
Also, surprised hunting wasn't mentioned in the summary.
Also, why are waifus being mentioned? I didn't see anything like that in the description....
I think ESRB just gets a mature content reel, not to play the full game. If the SSB leak is any indication, that is.
Edit: I see this was covered.
Also, surprised hunting wasn't mentioned in the summary.
Also, why are waifus being mentioned? I didn't see anything like that in the description....
I think ESRB just gets a mature content reel, not to play the full game. If the SSB leak is any indication, that is.
Edit: I see this was covered.
OricWindstar
Member
Interesting. I'm pretty surprised, then.
Deckard Chapel
Banned
Same here.
It's the *absolute* lowest grade on the pizza food chain. Every time you get one, the cheese is Orange from the copious grease and it's ridiculously expensive - as if you're paying for some premium quality item lol
Pizza Hut and even Little Caesars are much better values and infinitely better quality pizzas.
WiiRevolution1
Member
"If I have to have something pounce on me, why couldn't it be a lady?" Playable girl confirmed! (I will believe until the very end!)
Even if its not the line suggest lesbians in the game. Bravo Nintendo if that happens.
Even if its not the line suggest lesbians in the game. Bravo Nintendo if that happens.
Vampirolol
Member
Oh man, what a great experience that was.twilight princess had this
LinkSlayer64
Member
Just curious... How does it suggest lesbians?
M
Macapala
Unconfirmed Member
Do the people working at the ESRB actually play the games? Wouldn't Nintendo just send them a video or documents detailing the games content?
I dunno man, we still haven't got a "Hot Coffee" mod in a Zelda game.
That's exactly what happens. They just send them a video of the most graphic/sexual scenes in the game and the ESRB rates them. No need to play through a 50 hour game if all that needs to be rated are a few aspects of it.
WiiRevolution1
Member
"If I have to have something pounce on me, why couldn't it be a lady?"
They wouldn't be saying "why couldn't it be a lady?" unless the lady is unusual for the person saying it. AKA a girl saying that about another girl. It wouldn't make sense for a boy to say that since there wouldn't be anything unusual about "being pounced on" by a girl so it wouldn't be brought up in conversation so it has to be a girl saying it about another girl.
Hopefully this is a full blown romance sidequest. Hope they pull it off well!
Absolutely no complaints from me if lesbians are featured in the game, but if anything, that line makes me think of some guy making a wisecrack as he endures some cartoonish pouncing in game, like from a monster or something.
Alex_Mexico
Member
Smash Melee was that game that got a T rating back in 2001 only because there wasn't an E10 rating yet. Brawl got a T probably because of Snake but Smash WiiU got a E10.
The one M rated franchise that I never got why it got that rating was Halo. Every Halo game deserved a T. Uncharted was more violent than Halo and that got a T. Halo 5 got it right in ally though.
The one M rated franchise that I never got why it got that rating was Halo. Every Halo game deserved a T. Uncharted was more violent than Halo and that got a T. Halo 5 got it right in ally though.
You're interpreting that really weirdly. I imagine it's some guy saying that because a cat or something pounces on him and he's making a quip.
Skeletos311
Junior Member
I would make perfect sense for it to be be a guy being pounced on by a dog, cat, or a monster and saying he would prefer it to have been a lady.
Sub_Level
wants to fuck an Asian grill.
Final Fantasy X had severe cleavage.
You must have missed the Zelda vs. Malon shipping wars back when OoT came out and the Internet was just starting to become a thing.
I envy your purity.
WiiRevolution1
Member
Now that I think about it...that does make sense. I hope you are all wrong but yeah that phrasing makes sense.
Panthalassic
Member
Centaurs confirmed for BOTW?
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Deleted member 465307
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I don't find this that weird for a Zelda game. The cast typically says all kinds of bizarre stuff.