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[commedieu]

Nah, Zooey has much softer, more feminine features, gorgeous blue eyes, a cute little button nose, she's just much more appealing to me.

Her sister looks too masculine for my tastes.

that pic is kinda old though. Challenge: Recent hotness picture of zooey, please.

 

[Fudgepuppy]

She's obviously coming full circle:

She must have lost weight or done something since filming Season 2 of New Girl. Still looks good, just that maybe time caught up with her.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

that pic is kinda old though. Challenge: Recent hotness picture of zooey, please.

Golden Globes this year (according to Google anyway), and no photoshop.

She's delicious, I'll hear nothing else!

 

[Damon Bennet]

Looks like dita Van teese-liv Taler-Marsh up

 

[sixteen-bit]

Emily won.

 

[Razgriz-Specter]

Nah, Zooey has much softer, more feminine features, gorgeous blue eyes (actually, looking again, their eyes are pretty much the same colour), a cute little button nose, she's just much more appealing to me.

Her sister looks too masculine for my tastes.

I say Emily is hotter, Zooey is more cute though.

 

[NaughtyCalibur]

That's clearly Zooey Deschanel's mom. C'mon now.

 

[DominoKid]

Her sister is hotter anyway.

she's got a striking look. the only reason i've ever watched Bones is because of her. i'm not that into it
zooey's got a soft look.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I say Emily is hotter, Zooey is more cute though.

OK then. Glad we got that all straightened out.

 

[danwarb]

It's easier to recognize her here:

She looks fine in both. The extra forehead must mess with facial recognition.

 

[Angry Grimace]

I've actually seen Emily in real life at Comic-Con and I thought she was better looking in person than on TV.

 

[commedieu]

Golden Globes this year (according to Google anyway), and no photoshop.

She's delicious, I'll hear nothing else!

fine.

 

[strafer]

Her sister is hotter anyway.

YES! YES!

There she is.



Bones.

mmmm

gotta go watch some

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Golden Globes this year (according to Google anyway), and no photoshop.

She's delicious, I'll hear nothing else!

Can you find one without faux lashes?

 

[JesseZao]

I think the problem is the lighting and makeup combo. Whitewashed.

 

[Darkangel]

Don't panic, we still have the backup model.

Seriously though, she doesn't look bad, but she definitely looked better before.

 

[Derwind]

Man I so would... I don't care, Zooey with or without bangs is still my fantasy bang...

Edit; (I should mention even if it goes without saying, I have many fantasy bangs and a lot of the fantisies crash into one another creating a more impresive scenario, I have a big imagination)

 

[FStop7]

Man I so would... I don't care, Zooey with or without bangs is still my fantasy bang...

I think she's hot but I just get this really un-sexual vibe from her. Like she doesn't even really like sex and would rather play a tambourine or something.

 

[Derwind]

I think she's hot but I just get this really un-sexual vibe from her. Like she doesn't even really like sex and would rather play a tambourine or something.

Yeah she seems very eccentric but that just raises her appeal for me... I know I'm weird...

 

[bengraven]

No, she just has shitty makeup on.

 

[apesh1t]

Imagine just nibbling on her neck? Just little nibbles and she giggles and blushes....boner alert

 

[Necromanti]

People underestimate how different types/amounts of makeup can radically alter one's appearance.

 

[Matugi]

am i the only one that sees the resemblance?

 

[Enter The 36 Chambers]

Okay, seriously what the fuck does sharp knees mean?

 

[Currygan]

looks like she got rid of the only thing that differentiated her from the blandest girls ever category

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Okay, seriously what the fuck does sharp knees mean?

Being skinny?

 

[DiscoJer]

Okay, seriously what the fuck does sharp knees mean?

I'm not sure when it started, but it's an in joke around here about minor defects in an otherwise stunningly beautiful woman.

I think it might be from a web comic.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

She's just a Katy Perry with less tits *shrug*

Basically

 

[Enter The 36 Chambers]

I'm not sure when it started, but it's an in joke around here about minor defects in an otherwise stunningly beautiful woman.

I think it might be from a web comic.

Ah okay thanks. I always see people say it on here in threads about women and never knew what it meant.

 

[Yiazmat]

Her sister is hotter anyway.

YES!

 

[Hieberrr]

Fake lashes and intense mascara and eyeliner will change any woman. Either way, I think she looks fine.

 

[Brinbe]

Okay, seriously what the fuck does sharp knees mean?

inane internet criticisms of beautiful women.

 

[mattiewheels]

Yeah, pretty sure that the lack of heavy eyeliner/lashes makes her look different. She's all about her eyes.

 

[soundscream]

Her sister is hotter anyway.

#teambones

 

[The Hermit]

I tried superimposing the pictures, and it's clearly Sunil Tripathi Zooey.

sorry, nope that's not her

#TeamCG

 

[mattiewheels]

I tried superimposing the pictures, and it's clearly Sunil Tripathi Zooey.

Wow, this is why I come to neogaf.

 

[JDSN]

The only reason is a turn-off for some of you is because she looks legal.

 

[Cake Boss]

The only reason is a turn-off for some of you is because she looks legal.

Or not very anime like.

 

[Laughing Banana]

It's not the bangs but more of the excessive makeup, methinks.

I think she looked most amazing right around...here.

Oh... oh my. It's been a while since I am rather... mesmerized, by a photo of an actress like this O____O

 

[Omni]

Dat flash wouldn't do any favours to anyone.

She looks good though.

 

[Nose Master]

Most girls look bad without bangs.

 

[bean breath]

She looks like a thinner Pam from The Office in those pics.

 

[subrock]

DAMN i don't see any similarity

Same here. I keep staring at the comparisons and I'm really not seeing it.

 

[Truelize]

That's not Zooey at all.

 

[3N16MA]

Seems that she has less eye makeup (whatever she uses).

 

[Easystride]

Does this fix anything?

Oh god. I was "studying" for my final in the library when I saw this post in burst out laughing in a room with 20+ silent people. Damn you!

 

[RedAssedApe]

She's just a Zoey with big tits *shrug*

fixed.

 

[y2dvd]

I think she looked most amazing right around...here.

I've never seen this pic before. Dang she is gorgeous.

 

[shield]

It's easier to recognize her here:

That forehead probably hasn't seen the light of day for years.

 

[Femmeworth]

She is giving me a Christina Applegate vibe.