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Jackpot · Oct 31, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZR62mtebeA

Gamespot has a worrying preview on Rev2.

And yes, Moira actively reduces their chances of survival and would rather let Claire die rather than pick up a gun.

ElfArmy177 · Oct 31, 2014

I expected dead chickens

disappeared · Oct 31, 2014

I'll buy it for the dialogue alone.

2thepoint · Oct 31, 2014

What in a moist barrel of....is going on with the dialogue in the game?

Broken Joystick · Oct 31, 2014

Sums up this preview.

KINGofCRA5H · Oct 31, 2014

Yeah.

pinkurocket · Oct 31, 2014

Do they talk in British accents? I read it in a British accent.

..bollocks.

Lulubop · Oct 31, 2014

What lol

Ein Bear · Oct 31, 2014

A senior moment, perhaps?

Sykotik · Oct 31, 2014

Same writers as Borderlands Pre-Sequel?

Manu · Oct 31, 2014

The game looks good. Dialogue so far sounds awful.

So... yeah, it's a Resident Evil game.

HeelPower · Oct 31, 2014

what ?

wow what is this ?

Crossing Eden · Oct 31, 2014

Shame that the person who wrote the dialogue for this believes that teenagers talk like this. "What in the cock did I just see." How ridiculous do you have to be to say "I don't do guns" in teh face of zombie like enemies??

HeelPower · Oct 31, 2014

Manu said:
The game looks good. Dialogue so far sounds awful.

So... yeah, it's a Resident Evil game.

This is far worse than anything i've seen in RE before.

At least "Jill sandwich" is really cute and quirky.

Carib2g · Oct 31, 2014

This is funny to me...yet, I'm very confused...

Kinsei · Oct 31, 2014

Please don't make me hate Barry's daughter Capcom.

Silky · Oct 31, 2014

SON OF A DICK

ferrasvansen · Oct 31, 2014

Well that's interesting, sounds like the average level of banter in my local pub. Not sure what to make of it, apart from laughing loudly while I watched the video.

Elios83 · Oct 31, 2014

Aahahaha from the guys that brought to you RE:Revelaitons, now a new cock adventure!

BTW this game looks so uninspired :/

Zee-Row · Oct 31, 2014

Is that Jill saying this?

Corpekata · Oct 31, 2014

This isn't charming bad dialogue but irritating bad dialogue.

Crossing Eden · Oct 31, 2014

Zee-Row said:
Is that Jill saying this?

Barry's daughter is saying these things. Seems that Capcom tried to find out why people liked Ellie so much and used this video for reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeQdHWKR8PM

MilesTeg · Oct 31, 2014

Man the game looks like shit. Your AI controlled partner doesn't use a gun, and you have to constantly defend her the whole game? Can't run away or else you will have to come back and save her? No thanks. That just isn't fun for me. I really liked RER too so this is disappointing. Graphics aren't looking that great either, while the original is still one of the best looking games on 3DS.

Gurish · Oct 31, 2014

Crossing Eden said:
Shame that the person who wrote the dialogue for this believes that teenagers talk like this. "What in the cock did I just see." How ridiculous do you have to be to say "I don't do guns" in teh face of zombie like enemies??

And the funny thing is she doesn't mind impaling a falling enemy with her big crowbar, yea that's so much easier mentally and physically than shooting a gun

Still preordered the entire season, don't expect a reasonable plot with RE.

Broken Joystick · Oct 31, 2014

Zee-Row said:
Is that Jill saying this?

No, it's her partner.
It's Capcom trying to create an edgy, immature teenager.

Essentially:

alr1ght · Oct 31, 2014

....

Written by 35 year old Japanese men trying to channel 12 year old American girls. What could go wrong?

EBE · Oct 31, 2014

mmmmmm.... moist

Silky · Oct 31, 2014

Broken Joystick said:
No, it's her partner.
It's Capcom trying to create an edgy, immature teenager.

so Nero and DMC3 Dante

Junior Mint · Oct 31, 2014

This is cringeworthy

HyperBitHero · Oct 31, 2014

Looks pretty bad.

Windam · Oct 31, 2014

what the cock

Alfredo · Oct 31, 2014

Well, Moira is the daughter of Barry. Saying weird things probably runs in the family.

ArjanN · Oct 31, 2014

This is totally tits.

Manu · Oct 31, 2014

By the way... we've had positive previews of this game and nobody gave a shit.

Of course, we got some stuff that can easily made fun of and the thread has a ton of replies in a matter of minutes.

Sigh.

EDIT:

Crossing Eden said:
Barry's daughter is saying these things. Seems that Capcom tried to find out why people liked Ellie so much and used this video for reference.

I said the exact same thing in the previous thread.

Neff · Oct 31, 2014

I love Resident Evil.

I think this game looks shit.

I'll buy it anyway.

cripterion · Oct 31, 2014

That's odd...

Something lost in translation?

-MD- · Oct 31, 2014

This looks rough.

joe2187 · Oct 31, 2014

Its a fucking RE game. The combat looks great to me and I get to play as the best female protaganist in the RE games again.

who gives a shit about the dialogue.

WHUAT A MANSHION!

Broder Salsa · Oct 31, 2014

All you safe moist as dudes and cookiecock motherfuckers hating on this

Semblance · Oct 31, 2014

What was that tits line from the first Revelations again? It came out of nowhere and sounded so forced, just like this cock line lol.

-MD- · Oct 31, 2014

joe2187 said:
WHUAT A MANSHION!

Don't try and act like RE1 doesn't have the best dialogue of all time.

Korigama · Oct 31, 2014

Silky said:
so Nero and DMC3 Dante

Looks and sounds more like DmC Dante (though he had more in common with Nero than any original series Dante).

aly · Oct 31, 2014

Kinsei said:
Please don't make me hate Barry's daughter Capcom.

I fear that will be the end result.

danwarb · Oct 31, 2014

Can you fit it in a sandwich?

Hixx · Oct 31, 2014

Oh my god this is amazing

What the cock is this? Hahaha

ffdgh · Oct 31, 2014

What the cock indeed...no seriously, what? What does moise barrel even mean? XD

ShadowSoldier89 · Oct 31, 2014

This is devil may cry 3 level writing right here. Bordering on DmC. Still...those games are a little easier to avoid taking seriously.

SDCowboy · Oct 31, 2014

Is that what the kids are saying these days?

omonimo · Oct 31, 2014

I have great difficult to be optimistic. Gameplay wise what exactly it's changed? Seems RE6 again, the same formula. Again. It was a complete fiasco why they persist? Or let's talk about the graphic. Texture & animations are embarassing even for the past ps360. For the fuck sake the only good thing in the horizon it's just a remake. The agony of this company it's a torture.

Zeouterlimits · Oct 31, 2014

You know, I'm okay with this.

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