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Sounds painful.
Of course, that's assuming the woman in question isn't actually a counter.
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I like one woman that doesn't seem to like me. Her coworker seems to like me. Ribbit.
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Sounds painful.
Of course, that's assuming the woman in question isn't actually a counter.
terrisus
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Totally expected something like this to come out.
Wowwwwwwwwwwww. That's some shady ass behavior OP.
Wow, what the fuck
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Taking pictures of stranger's legs? Amateur. You need to tape a camera to your shoe and get the money shot.
Bobby Roberts
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Well, good morning!
Which behavioral analysis seminars did he attend again? Not even Frank TJ Mackey ever suggested you pack your nostrils full of some girl's hair as a preliminary gambit.
He's got cameras strapped to his leg like some sort of Rob Liefeld-drawn photographer, and whiles away the day getting close enough to strangers that he indulges in the sniffing of hairs (counted to the individual strand).
Was he attending these seminars as a student, or as the case study?
Which behavioral analysis seminars did he attend again? Not even Frank TJ Mackey ever suggested you pack your nostrils full of some girl's hair as a preliminary gambit.
He's got cameras strapped to his leg like some sort of Rob Liefeld-drawn photographer, and whiles away the day getting close enough to strangers that he indulges in the sniffing of hairs (counted to the individual strand).
Was he attending these seminars as a student, or as the case study?
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Welcome to you're "DOOM!";137021125 said:
That's soooo cumbersome, you're better off with a shoe mirror so you can get some sick ass angles.
terrisus
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Well played.
outunderthestars
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CarpeDeezNutz
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Thread needs more links to dokish's shenanigans.
Why are you being so creepy? If you like them, just ask them out, but since you already asked C out on a napkin (lol) and she laughed in your face, I think you should know the answer. B is probably avoiding you b/c she not interested but you always come in and are always being creepy. As someone who worked in retail for about 10 years (hs, college, and grad), there's is nothing more annoying than a customer who won't take a god damn hint. NONE OF THEM ARE INTERESTED IN YOU so it would be in your best interest if you just moved on. They are just being nice to you (well at least C is) because that's what you do when your in retail.
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The only thing this thread backfire needs is a Mandrake wrap-up.
Indrid Cold1
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"High fives, kebabs, and smelling hairs" is a hell of a name for an album.
Please no. I dont know how law enforcement works in Korea, but hopefully someone at the pizza place alerts the authorities eventually and they take him and his creep shot camera away. The girls privacy and safety are realistically in jeopardy at this point.
Air Zombie Meat
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Hair sniffing, creepshotting backfire thread? lovely! Usually the case when a thread like this hangs around for so long.
TIL there are some seriously creepy people out there. OP if I caught you sniffing my girls hair...you're lucky some dude hasn't cleaned you up at this point. Change your fkn creepy weirdo ways. There are some messed up people out there that would probably deck you if they caught you doing that.
Described a band as "delicious". Nope, not creepy at all.
terrisus
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To be fair, it wasn't a matter of it "hanging around for so long," it was like this pretty early on.
Air Zombie Meat
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Fair enough. I was ignoring the thread until curiosity got the better of me. And what do you know, it's another one of those threads.
So that threesome isn't out of the question?
Make sure to tip in kebabs and high fives
Is this you? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=909440
Dear OP:
I'll quote Holy_chic first, because this is basically where we've come now:
You are seen as a threat, not a potential boyfriend.
Let that sink in for a minute
I was going to give you the benefit of a doubt that you're just socially awkward but harmless. After reading that hair sniffing post and then your response in that thread to those who questioned it, I've changed my mind: you come across as a bit self-entitled, acting as you please, disregarding what others might feel and rationalizing their reactions to your advances as positive.
Basically you seem like a light version of this guy:
It's not a very flattering image. You might want to stop and think about that for a while.
I'll quote Holy_chic first, because this is basically where we've come now:
You are seen as a threat, not a potential boyfriend.
Let that sink in for a minute
I was going to give you the benefit of a doubt that you're just socially awkward but harmless. After reading that hair sniffing post and then your response in that thread to those who questioned it, I've changed my mind: you come across as a bit self-entitled, acting as you please, disregarding what others might feel and rationalizing their reactions to your advances as positive.
Basically you seem like a light version of this guy:
that other thread said:
It's not a very flattering image. You might want to stop and think about that for a while.
outunderthestars
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terrisus
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For those of you just joining us....
It all began, as most NeoGAF happenings do, with a simple question relating to the opposite sex. Our OP dokish found himself in a would-be love triangle involving some women working at his local pizza shop. He explained, as he pined for the affections of woman B, he was lusted for by woman C, all the while woman A listened intently, and woman Q was presumably locked in a cellar somewhere. dokish's attempts to woo woman B were compoundly complicated by her "awkward" behavior. dokish just did not know what to do.
GAF suggested that maybe flirting with women in a tip-based work location probably isn't the best way to find emotional fulfillment. But dokish assured us that their intentions were genuine. He knows because he high-fives them or something.
Despite dokish's attempts to persuade the collective, people still doubted his.... methods. So he was forced to display his qualifications.
But still, the consensus seemed to leaning towards "OP is a creepy weirdo who needs to give women some space." But really, that seemed a little unfair, after all there's no damning evidence that would suggest.... You know where I'm going with this.
.... Well. It turns out dokish has a checkered past for these types of things. But maybe that's all behind him and... Oh, nope. He isn't bothered by it.
So yes... That's where we stand now. Will dokish hook up with a member of the alphabet? Will he make a suit out her skin? Will people with smooth beautiful legs ever feel safe again?
I just don't know...
I'm Lionel Mandrake. Goodnight.
It all began, as most NeoGAF happenings do, with a simple question relating to the opposite sex. Our OP dokish found himself in a would-be love triangle involving some women working at his local pizza shop. He explained, as he pined for the affections of woman B, he was lusted for by woman C, all the while woman A listened intently, and woman Q was presumably locked in a cellar somewhere. dokish's attempts to woo woman B were compoundly complicated by her "awkward" behavior. dokish just did not know what to do.
GAF suggested that maybe flirting with women in a tip-based work location probably isn't the best way to find emotional fulfillment. But dokish assured us that their intentions were genuine. He knows because he high-fives them or something.
Despite dokish's attempts to persuade the collective, people still doubted his.... methods. So he was forced to display his qualifications.
But still, the consensus seemed to leaning towards "OP is a creepy weirdo who needs to give women some space." But really, that seemed a little unfair, after all there's no damning evidence that would suggest.... You know where I'm going with this.
.... Well. It turns out dokish has a checkered past for these types of things. But maybe that's all behind him and... Oh, nope. He isn't bothered by it.
So yes... That's where we stand now. Will dokish hook up with a member of the alphabet? Will he make a suit out her skin? Will people with smooth beautiful legs ever feel safe again?
I just don't know...
I'm Lionel Mandrake. Goodnight.
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