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Dresden · Mar 30, 2010

Soul-killing acts, GAF. List them here so no one does it, lest their spirits be crushed with goatse and decapitations.

--Type in "offended" and hit "I'm feeling lucky." Don't do this. It's NSFW, and it takes you to an 'Offended' page in Encyclopedia Dramatica that starts out with a picture of a cat to ease you in, then shifts immediately into gore and lots of gore.

EmCeeGramr · Mar 30, 2010

its u

S. L. · Mar 30, 2010

scroll to the bottom of the offended article on encyclopedia dramatica
not sure if it is the same thing the op refers to.

Brannon · Mar 30, 2010

AlTeRnAtE yOuR cApItAl LeTtErS wItH lOwEr CaSe OnEs.

Then post it on google.

With porn involving eels.

Get'sMad · Mar 30, 2010

Porn involving eels.

firex · Mar 30, 2010

Post on forums if you are a morbidly obese, crack-smoking manchild who attacked his own mom.

The Big Rig · Mar 30, 2010

The TOS lists all the majors.

crowphoenix · Mar 30, 2010

Go to /b/.

levious · Mar 30, 2010

firex said:
Post on forums if you are a morbidly obese, crack-smoking manchild who attacked his own mom.

who is this about?

ToxicAdam · Mar 30, 2010

Google an ex's name.

Google what the rash on your arm could be.

bjork · Mar 30, 2010

firex said:
Post on forums if you are a morbidly obese, crack-smoking manchild who attacked his own mom.

Oh dear.

blame space · Mar 30, 2010

get on facebook shitfaced

Kafarabo · Mar 30, 2010

looking at child porn and then downloading it.

Pancakes · Mar 30, 2010

crowphoenix said:
Go to /b/.

Essentially this.

dinazimmerman · Mar 30, 2010

Make it easy to trace your IRL identity to your online usernames.

Axion22 · Mar 30, 2010

Read WebMD.

Aesius · Mar 30, 2010

blame space said:
get on facebook shitfaced

winner winner chicken dinner.

Hari Seldon · Mar 30, 2010

Get really drunk and grab your credit card to "buy some shit".

CassSept · Mar 30, 2010

Dresden said:
--Type in "offended" and hit "I'm feeling lucky." Don't do this.

I don't know what's worse - that I've actually did it, or if I knew what it's gonna be the second I've read this post.
Or that I've actually tried once to scroll through the whole page of it >.>

blame space · Mar 30, 2010

Hari Seldon said:
Get really drunk and grab your credit card to "buy some shit".

:lol :lol

toxicgonzo · Mar 30, 2010

Telling a gaming forum what your symptoms are and hoping they'll be able to diagnose you.

agrajag · Mar 30, 2010

Dresden said:
--Type in "offended" and hit "I'm feeling lucky." Don't do this.

Dude, fuck you. Seriously.

Gospel · Mar 30, 2010

firex said:
Post on forums if you are a morbidly obese, crack-smoking manchild who attacked his own mom.

I just wanted to watch South Park

its not my fault

jdogmoney · Mar 30, 2010

agrajag said:
Dude, fuck you. Seriously.

He did say don't do it...

jon bones · Mar 30, 2010

drunk shopping / facebooking can get you into trouble. or sometimes it can lead to a legitimately funny post & receiving a FEZ t shirt + CD at your office out of nowhere :lol

firex said:
Post on forums if you are a morbidly obese, crack-smoking manchild who attacked his own mom.

OH shit

sooperkool · Mar 30, 2010

Ive gone a long time without doing shit like this... I shall continue.

agrajag · Mar 30, 2010

jdogmoney said:
He did say don't do it...

if he didn't want people to do it, he wouldn't post precise instrucions.

Dresden · Mar 30, 2010

Surgeon Rocket said:

So what did his post mean? I don't get it.

Aegus · Mar 30, 2010

I don't know what's worse; the content of "offended" or that I wasn't really offended at all.

Ecto311 · Mar 30, 2010

NSFW - not sure if you need it tagged in this thread but it is

Stay away from meatspin.

unconcerned · Mar 30, 2010

agrajag said:
Dude, fuck you. Seriously.

should never do!

jaypah · Mar 30, 2010

firex said:
Post on forums if you are a morbidly obese, crack-smoking manchild who attacked his own mom.

ok, now c'mon! was that necessary?

BitchTits · Mar 30, 2010

Dresden said:
--Type in "offended" and hit "I'm feeling lucky." Don't do this. It's NSFW, and it takes you to an 'Offended' page in Encyclopedia Dramatica that starts out with a picture of a cat to ease you in, then shifts immediately into gore and lots of gore.

As stupid as I am, I did this and made it down to one of the most horrific, memory-burning pictures I've come across, the one to the right of goatse. I closed the page there.

I hate the internet.

PetriP-TNT · Mar 30, 2010

Everytime you mention "Offended" and "I'm Feeling Lucky" people fall into the trap.

Heh, next time try Offended and I'm Feeling Lucky!

SlasherJPC · Mar 30, 2010

Do NOT watch one dude, one screwdriver. DO NOT!

Shalashaska161 · Mar 30, 2010

crowphoenix said:
Go to /b/.

Pretty much this.

dinazimmerman · Mar 30, 2010

firex said:
Post on forums if you are a morbidly obese, crack-smoking manchild who attacked his own mom.

Wait... are you talking about Amir0x? I think I remember reading segments of his life story a long time ago when I was still a lurker.

If I'm wrong, sorry about the mixup. :lol

Tritroid · Mar 30, 2010

BitchTits said:
As stupid as I am, I did this and made it down to one of the most horrific, memory-burning pictures I've come across, the one to the right of goatse. I closed the page there.

I hate the internet.

What was it? For those curious that don't want our memories burned.

Magni · Mar 30, 2010

CassSept said:
I don't know what's worse - that I've actually did it, or if I knew what it's gonna be the second I've read this post.
Or that I've actually tried once to scroll through the whole page of it >.>

I did it :/ Some of it was disturbing, others didn't do much for me though. I'm glad I didn't do medicine though :lol

Mr. Spinnington · Mar 30, 2010

firex said:
Post on forums if you are a morbidly obese, crack-smoking manchild who attacked his own mom.

damn. i'm REALLY interested in seeing whether or not you walk out alive

Dresden · Mar 30, 2010

Tritroid said:
What was it? For those curious that don't want our memories burned.

I did describe it in the OP, a bit. Just don't do it, I got suckered into doing it this morning.

Desiato · Mar 30, 2010

Don't google "blue waffle". Unless you want to see the most fucked up vagina ever.

BitchTits · Mar 30, 2010

Tritroid said:
What was it? For those curious that don't want our memories burned.

I (think) it was female private parts, and there was a horrible purple/white/red bumpy rash thing all on the underside of her thighs and ass reaching round to her kooch that looked like some infestation.

Mr. B Natural · Mar 30, 2010

Robert Dwyer + Video

If you find it, Don't DO IT

Look it up in wikipedia instead and if you feel you can handle it then go ahead. Somebody sent me a video of it as a joke (I had no idea what it was) and it will never leave my psyche.

British Monsoon · Mar 30, 2010

Don't ever watch 1 guy 1 cup.

Magni · Mar 30, 2010

Mr. Spinnington said:
damn. i'm REALLY interested in seeing whether or not you walk out alive

What is this story? Are we allowed to talk about it? Just curious, don't wanna get banned :lol

an admin?

Mr. Spinnington · Mar 30, 2010

Desiato said:
Don't google "blue waffle". Unless you want to see the most fucked up vagina ever.

BitchTits said:
I (think) it was female private parts, and there was a horrible purple/white/red bumpy rash thing all on the underside of her thighs and ass reaching round to her kooch that looked like some infestation.

long lost twins?

mooooose · Mar 30, 2010

firex said:
Post on forums if you are a morbidly obese, crack-smoking manchild who attacked his own mom.

Uh oh.

Get'sMad · Mar 30, 2010

Mr. B Natural said:
Robert Dwyer + Video

If you find it, Don't DO IT

Look it up in wikipedia instead

Pfft...it's not that bad.

BitchTits · Mar 30, 2010

slasher_thrasher21 said:
Do NOT watch one dude, one screwdriver. DO NOT!

:O

That was a million times scarier than 1 guy 1 cup!

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