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Awful things you should never do on the internet.

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Gospel

Parmesan et Romano
Mechanical Snowman said:
RubxQub said:
DO NOT PM RubxQub naked pictures of yourself.

DO

NOT
I think that's against the TOS, and there's a low tolerance for Junior members breaking it.

Otherwise I'd be all for it.

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Google image search "harlequin baby".

Seriously DON'T do this, no joking - it's basically a deformed dead baby. :(
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wuwuwuwu hey look its the obvious internet police coming to take us all to internet jail wuwuw
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"aw man i just got legal too"
 
1) ogrish.com

I used to hang in there back in 2001 when I was in senior year in high school, my curiosity wanted to see the all the horrible pictures. Never been there since 5 years because I'm still traumatized :/ :\ :(

2) Some shocking site
 

Amir0x

Banned
firex said:
Post on forums if you are a morbidly obese, crack-smoking manchild who attacked his own mom.

That's FORMERLY morbidly obese to you, asshole! Lost 80lbs and still truckin'!
 

Clydefrog

Member
Amir0x said:
That's FORMERLY morbidly obese to you, asshole! Lost 80lbs and still truckin'!

Congrats on the weight loss, but did you just admit to being a "crack-smoking manchild who attacked his own mom?"
 
Surgeon Rocket said:
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"aw man i just got legal too"[/QUOTE]
Not sure what you're getting at with "internet police" but forgive me from stopping people who might not know what a harlequin baby is, from searching Google for malformed, dead foetuses.

[quote=Dark Stalkers]The Tron Legacy Trailer[/quote]
Thanks!
 

Amir0x

Banned
Clydefrog said:
Congrats on the weight loss, but did you just admit to being a "crack-smoking manchild who attacked his own mom?"

Of course. I make sure to smoke crack and smack my mom at least once a week.

Alternatively, it's just exaggerations and distortions meant to get a rise. In one example, I took too many xanax and acted fucking stupid in the case with my mom (I never hit her), and a great many years ago I tried crack... my drug history is well known.

It's not really worth giving a serious answer to though. What's at stake, my e-cred? :lol
 

wenis

Registered for GAF on September 11, 2001.
Amir0x said:
It's not really worth giving a serious answer to though. What's at stake, my e-cred? :lol

Yes, I just feel like you're not taking this serious enough...What are you without you're e-cred I ask? What?!
 

Burger

Member
If you are going to leak information, lets say information that EA might be getting on the Xbox Live bandwagon, information that effects stock prices, peoples jobs etc, make sure as fuck to conceal your identity at all costs.

Do not let people find out who you are. It could get embarrassing. Especially if those fuckers at IGN misquote and misreport the whole thing. Cunts.
 
I'll just be content with browsing through your vivid descriptions on those sites, thanks. I've walked that beaten path many a time before, and I'm not too keen on going down that rabbit hole again.

Keep those impressions coming, though. It's always nice to see the reactions of those bitch slapped by the foul stench of the internet's putrid nether regions.
 
Burger said:
If you are going to leak information, lets say information that EA might be getting on the Xbox Live bandwagon, information that effects stock prices, peoples jobs etc, make sure as fuck to conceal your identity at all costs.

Do not let people find out who you are. It could get embarrassing. Especially if those fuckers at IGN misquote and misreport the whole thing. Cunts.

Haha reminds me of something I once did...

I leaked the info of 1/3 of lionhead getting fired, activision dropping the movies and stuff like that. I left the computer for some hours to be with my girlfriend at the time, when I returned I had 4 people that had added me on msn, a hell lot of emails with stuff like "get in touch now" and stuff like that. I leaked the stuff to a the movies fansite I ran with a guy and then linked to it on the lionhead forums with a user that I created in 2003, I knew all the admins and many of the devs and stuff like that and for some reason didn't think I would get in trouble.

Ended up with a horrible awkward phone conversation but it all ended up fine in the end and the guy who told me never got in trouble and now works at another pretty big dev studio... Actually I was even invited over about 2 years later.
 
Mr. B Natural said:
Robert Dwyer + Video

If you find it, Don't DO IT

Look it up in wikipedia instead and if you feel you can handle it then go ahead. Somebody sent me a video of it as a joke (I had no idea what it was) and it will never leave my psyche.

That's probably the only really bad thing I've even seen on the internet. I usually just read descriptions of stuff and other peoples reaction to it then turn away. I did see a few images from a site called vile.com I believe it was called and quickly exited out. =/
 
Dragoon X Omega said:
1) ogrish.com

I used to hang in there back in 2001 when I was in senior year in high school, my curiosity wanted to see the all the horrible pictures. Never been there since 5 years because I'm still traumatized :/ :\ :(

2) Some shocking site

2) stileproject a few years back?

Looked to see what it had become before posting as I have no need to mess up more people for life. I guess its current form is no worse than other porn vids sites, aside from some stuff you really don't want to set your eyes upon, like, ever. But at least not as twisted as before. That shit does not go away with the years... :'(

really, really, really NSFW btw. Spoilertagged for good reason.
 

cory

Banned
I just showed the girl next door the Offended page, and she didn't even freak out, she was just kind of laughing and analyzing how some of the things happened. We made it through the whole page. She was weirded out by the lemon party stuff, though.
 

Magnus

Member
Don't google 'scrotum' for shits and giggles. The high proportion of tumor pictures isn't worth the laughs.

Man, I wish I hadn't dared myself to look at even one of the gory pictures from the OP's suggestions. That image isn't going to leave my mind anytime soon, assuming it's real. I don't want to know if it's real.

:(
 

Zaptruder

Banned
The real problem with that disgusted page is just the sheer overwhelming volume.

Any picture alone, or even one set of picture montage, I would've been fine with... but scrolling down the page, seeing nasty shit again and again, just the general feeling of horror, torn open flesh, death, foulness starts to seep into your subconcious until you're overwhelmed.
 
Atramental said:
Ogrish.com

I think the site is called liveleak now. Supposedly the forum for Orgrish.com still exists but they don't allow any new members and you can't view the forum unless you're a member. God only knows what goes on in there.

ogrishforum.com

i have an account there. If anyone is interested, PM me
 
Imply that Lost, the Simpsons, Seinfeld, and Arrested Development are good shows.

You've caused an entire generations IQ's to drop forty points!

I hope you're happy!
 

Puck

Banned
Thunder Monkey said:
Imply that Lost, the Simpsons, Seinfeld, and Arrested Development are good shows.

You've caused an entire generations IQ's to drop forty points!

I hope you're happy!
I can't believe you left out Two and a Half Men.
 

Chuckie

Member
CRD90 said:
Was that really Princess Diana?

My fiancee send me those pictures. She thought it really was.... and in the process traumatizing me with that shit.

I've seen some nasty shit from ethnic conflicts in Indonesia too.
 
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