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royalan · Jul 28, 2013

You Are Viewtiful said:
You can tell she has two litres of makeup on her face so yes it is kind of wrong.

Well she's Xtina Maria Aguilera, the Legend of the United States. So of course her face is painteD. But she's wearing stage makeup, which looks good when she's under direct lighting:

Or far away:

But does appear extremely strong in angled shots or super close-up:

Here's a gif of her on the set of a video she did last month:

Clearly, the face is fine.

Devolution · Jul 28, 2013

Red_Man said:
Where'd all the fat go? Why did it stay on her face? So many questions.

Her face looks fat?

Estocolmo · Jul 28, 2013

BadAss2961 said:

Well, they are both Latinas. So maybe thats why they look like each other...

jaxword · Jul 28, 2013

Devolution said:
Her face looks fat?

Either something is too fat or too sharp when it comes to the internet.

botty · Jul 28, 2013

You Are Viewtiful said:
You can tell she has two litres of makeup on her face so yes it is kind of wrong.

no offence to her fans /PopGAFFlameshield

Stop beauty shaming.

Ovid · Jul 28, 2013

Courage said:
What happened to her face?

What are you guys talking about? She looks amazing.

Nikodemos · Jul 28, 2013

Remember, girls: if you have to use a trowel, you've gone a bit too far with the foundation.

EloquentM · Jul 28, 2013

royalan said:
Nothing is wrong with her face. It's the combination of her makeup and the spotlights in those particular closeups.

Other pics from the event:

BRAZZERS?

Brazzers.

Toddler said:
I'd put a shoe on my dick and stand up in that pussy.

Woah

Into · Jul 28, 2013

royalan said:

Is that Christian Bale or a younger Mick Foley aka Catcus Jack aka Dude Love aka Mankind standing between Carson and Xtina?

Trigger · Jul 28, 2013

Toddler said:
I'd put a shoe on my dick and stand up in that pussy.

I'm not sure why, but I can't stop laughing at this.

Devolution · Jul 28, 2013

Into said:
Is that Christian Bale or a younger Mick Foley aka Catcus Jack aka Dude Love aka Mankind standing between Carson and Xtina?

That's the front man for Maroon 5.

3phemeral · Jul 28, 2013

I knew that dress looked familiar:

botty · Jul 28, 2013

3phemeral said:
I knew that dress looked familiar:

It's amazing how Christina always makes dresses look better.

3phemeral · Jul 28, 2013

botty said:
It's amazing how Christina always makes dresses look better.

Usually I'd agree, but not this time.

botty · Jul 28, 2013

sex symbol

3phemeral said:
Usually I'd agree, but not this time.

heh

ViewtifulJC · Jul 28, 2013

Cameron122 · Jul 28, 2013

Well I think she's pretty.

NomarTyme · Jul 28, 2013

I definitely made the right choice by choosing Christina over Britney back in the days to masturabate too.

Zoe · Jul 28, 2013

Her jawline isn't as sharp as it used to be, but that's pretty typical for people who have yo-yo weight. You see it a lot in women who have had children too.

GRW810 · Jul 28, 2013

Curvy Christina > thin Christina.

game2brain · Jul 28, 2013

Is she doing porn already?

Vashetti · Jul 28, 2013

GRW810 said:
Curvy Christina > thin Christina.

Agreed.

She was smokin' in the Your Body video

MIMIC · Jul 28, 2013

I had such a huge crush on Christina growing up. She just keeps gettin better

*pauses*

No, that was not intended. lol

royalan · Jul 28, 2013

game2brain said:
Is she doing porn already?

No, but she did just do a photoshoot for an upcoming Maxim spread. Outtakes leaked today.

RankoSD · Jul 28, 2013

I really can't stand her face now, she looks like one of those wax models...

LegoArmo · Jul 28, 2013

I haven't read the multiple pages of Aguilera discussion, but from the pics in the OP, this is the worst she has ever looked, to me.

She's a really beautiful woman, she doesn't need the hair, the make up, those heels. Not a fan of the look.

I do like the curves though.

tmarques · Jul 29, 2013

RankoSD said:
I really can't stand her face now, she looks like one of those wax models...

I think it's the porn star make-up. Not a fan either.

3phemeral · Jul 29, 2013

Vashetti said:
Agreed.

She was smokin' in the Your Body video

Too bad we'll never know what her body actually looked like without all the editing:

The left line in the door

Hips

Grinchy · Jul 29, 2013

3phemeral said:
Too bad we'll never know what her body actually looked like without all the editing:

The left line in the door

Wow, you can see the warping on both sides. At first I thought that on the left side there was just that a door was opening.

Fatness aside, she just looks fucking gross. I don't mind a little extra on a woman if she's attractive or if it fits her, but neither of these is the case for this woman.

royalan · Jul 29, 2013

Grinchy said:
Wow, you can see the warping on both sides. At first I thought that on the left side there was just that a door was opening.

Fatness aside, she just looks fucking gross. I don't mind a little extra on a woman if she's attractive or if it fits her, but neither of these is the case for this woman.

Do yourself a favor and actually look at the last two pages.

botty · Jul 29, 2013

MIMIC said:
I had such a huge crush on Christina growing up. She just keeps gettin better

*pauses*

No, that was not intended. lol

Lol.

royalan said:
No, but she did just do a photoshoot for an upcoming Maxim spread. Outtakes leaked today.

Legend.

Grinchy · Jul 29, 2013

royalan said:
Do yourself a favor and actually look at the last two pages.

I saw all the pics already and they weren't doing me any favors.

Tornado Condor · Jul 29, 2013

ViewtifulJC said:

I'd eat the corn out of her shit

botty · Jul 29, 2013

salva said:
I'd eat the corn out of her shit

OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather · Jul 29, 2013

ViewtifulJC said:

This is best Christina.

Fantastic Four skin.bmp · Jul 29, 2013

I've always firmly believed that Genie in a Bottle Aguilera is best Aguilera. Quite firmly. In my pants.Her porn star look hadn't been fully realised at that time. You gotta rub her the right way. Et cetera.

Forceatowulf · Jul 29, 2013

Grinchy said:
Wow, you can see the warping on both sides. At first I thought that on the left side there was just that a door was opening.

Fatness aside, she just looks fucking gross. I don't mind a little extra on a woman if she's attractive or if it fits her, but neither of these is the case for this woman.

No, you do not. Stop pretending.

She looks perfectly fine. Shitty edits and all.

Grinchy · Jul 29, 2013

Forceatowulf said:
No, you do not. Stop pretending.

She looks perfectly fine. Shitty edits and all.

She really doesn't, but I guess that's how things go. People have their own tastes and all that.

mm04 · Jul 29, 2013

Forceatowulf said:
No, you do not. Stop pretending.

She looks perfectly fine. Shitty edits and all.

Yep, I call bullshit too. Nobody can say she's heavy now without seriously needing an eye exam. Ridiculous hyperbole.

jaxword · Jul 29, 2013

Grinchy said:
She really doesn't, but I guess that's how things go. People have their own tastes and all that.

Can you please post a comparative picture of what counts as a good version of "a little extra."

Satchel · Jul 29, 2013

Dirrty Christina will always be best Christina. Dat film clip.

The moment she does that stripper style twirl down....

hnnnggggggggggggggggg

royalan · Jul 29, 2013

Satchel said:
Dirrty Christina will always be best Christina. Dat film clip.

The moment she does that stripper style twirl down....

hnnnggggggggggggggggg

You mean this one?

Satchel · Jul 29, 2013

royalan said:
You mean this one?

You asshole.

HNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG aaaaand I love you.

Forceatowulf · Jul 29, 2013

jaxword said:
Can you please post a comparative picture of what counts as a good version of "a little extra."

Yeah, I would fucking love to see this shit.

And I concur that Dirty Christina is GOAT Christina. I jerked off to that Dirty video so many times.. so, so many times...

ElbowRocket · Jul 29, 2013

salva said:
I'd eat the corn out of her shit

err ok I'd rather just drink her bath water

bengraven · Jul 29, 2013

The Dirrty video is still the sexiest fucking thing I've ever seen on Mtv.

SmokyDave · Jul 29, 2013

royalan said:
No, but she did just do a photoshoot for an upcoming Maxim spread. Outtakes leaked today.

....Goddamn. I've stuck with this woman through thin & thick & thin, and this is my reward. She's so fucking fine.

raindoc · Jul 29, 2013

Schweini said:
Looks whore-ish

IIRC, that's her trademark.

twobear · Jul 29, 2013

It brings a tear to my eye to see a thread so full of people here for Xtina's artistry and not superficial things like her weight or how much motor oil she's rubbed onto her boobs or how much of her thong you can see

It just corroborates the Fighters' claims that their fave's career is based on a solid bedrock of great, artistically accomplished music and not her image like lesser girls with no musical talent

Legend

SmokyDave · Jul 29, 2013

godelsmetric said:
It brings a tear to my eye to see a thread so full of people here for Xtina's artistry and not superficial things like her weight or how much motor oil she's rubbed onto her boobs or how much of her thong you can see

It just corroborates the Fighters' claims that their fave's career is based on a solid bedrock of great, artistically accomplished music and not her image like lesser girls with no musical talent

Legend

I think you might be looking for the 'Christina Aguilera sure is sounding good again' thread.

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