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[ThisWreckage]

Holy shit. Even our entertainers are overweight. There's no hope for the common citizen if our celebrities can't even stay in shape.

 

[DonasaurusRex]

...all she needs to do is lift some weights a bit , ...or resistance bands problem solved shed be back to her old figure.

 

[Riggs]

Holy shit. Even our entertainers are overweight. There's no hope for the common citizen if our celebrities can't even stay in shape.

Good point lol. She's definitely plump.

 

[sleepykyo]

It looks like she's remaking Falling Down as a prequel to Pretty Woman.

Beat me to it.

 

[dbztrk]

She's fat. I didn't want to say it but she is and I honestly wish that she would lose some weight but if she is happy with the way she looks, then kudos to her.

 

[Slayer-33]

As an Xtina stan, there is no defending the hot ass mess that is her lower half in that picture.

But she looks so amazing from the waist up, though.

Dat skinny fat cellulite.

Spoiler

lol

Girl just needs a semi-serious re-diet restart and cardio/light weights.

 

[sonitii]

She is fat. Look at the plump in her face. Don't really like the whole tan thing she is doing either. Looks weird.

 

[Baconsammy]

She's certainly got no lack of self-confidence though. Fat and still dressing like that. Xtina doesn't give a damn what you think. I kinda like that about her. Kelly Clarkson is the same way.

 

[ThisWreckage]

She's certainly got no lack of self-confidence though. Fat and still dressing like that. Xtina doesn't give a damn what you think. I kinda like that about her. Kelly Clarkson is the same way.

She's certainly got no lack of shame, you mean.

 

[Wario64]

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[(._.)]

During her heyday she was incredibly sexy. 1999-2005 she looked really good. Really slim, cute and just all around delectable. He breasts looked amazing when she was pregnant too. Guess some people just change as time goes on where they just become heavier. I would still fuck her though without any hesitation.

for reference what she used to look like

 

[Dai101]

^^ ....... angry gods fist, would smash, etc, etc, etc

 

[Messi]

.

Daaaaaaum

 

[SimleuqiR]

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That's a huge... b...ig ass picture...

 

[The Lamonster]

^^ ....... angry gods fist, would smash, etc, etc, etc

hammer of Thor, etc.

 

[Baconsammy]

She's certainly got no lack of shame, you mean.

Haha, I don't know about that. A lot of men love women that are her shape. She's just showing off the goods. I prefer Drrrty Christina, personally.

 

[ZROCOOL]

Kinda looks like a taller version of Snookie.

 

[mjc]

That's one hell of a rear end though.

 

[daycru]

Wanna crawl inside her spanx.

Love, love, love.

 

[T.M. MacReady]

Ooof, she is not looking good in that picture.

 

[Phantast2k]

I would
...become friends with her, if she's got a great personality that is...and I suspect that she doesn't so fuck her

Spoiler

because I most certainly won't :O

 

[Baconsammy]

If you matte out the entire left side of the black line running through her dress(just do it with your finger), she looks pretty damn good. Her face may be chubby, but she's still beautiful.

 

[Riggs]

If you matte out the entire left side of the black line running through her dress(just do it with your finger), she looks pretty damn good. Her face may be chubby, but she's still beautiful.

Holy shit ..... you're right.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

You guys are so bullshiting that you wouldn't smang her. If she was laying on a bed and opened her legs, you couldn't crawl inside?

 

[louie]

It looks like she's slowly turning into Vanessa Feltz

 

[bud]

You guys are so bullshiting that you wouldn't smang her. If she was laying on a bed and opened her legs, you couldn't crawl inside?

i'd want her to roll me up into a little ball and shove me up her vagina.

 

[jaxword]

You guys are so bullshiting that you wouldn't smang her. If she was laying on a bed and opened her legs, you couldn't crawl inside?

Um, excuse me, this is a GAMER forum. We all date supermodels and are cool, confident Alpha males with 7% bodyfat.

 

[Slayer-33]

@Wario

Dat junk in da trunk.

Dayum

 

[daycru]

Wanna crawl inside her spanx.

Love, love, love.

This isn't "I'm too good" snark, btw. I'm available for husbandry.

 

[Messi]

She has the perfect balance going on right now. So sexy

 

[vocab]

Still a whore.

 

[mm04]

Wow, she is pretty large. But I look at her and I can see how she can still get close to resembling her Candyman prime with some effort. Whereas Lindsay Lohan of yore is lost forever. I still have hope for you, Christina!

 

[RumblingRosco]

Still a whore.

Damn. Spit that vitriol son!

 

[Riggs]

Still a whore.

Everyone has mega balls after Evilores thread lol

 

[ViewtifulJC]

 

[bryanee]

It looks like she's slowly turning into Vanessa Feltz

Now everytime I see Christina thats all I'll be thinking of lol.

 

[Caboose]

I'm calling fake on dat ass. That is not how I remember it.

 

[botty]

Still a whore.

How is she a--

Oh, I forgot people can say whatever they want now. Never mind.

 

[Salvadora]

I'm calling fake on dat ass. That is not how I remember it.

Gaining weight will do that to you.

 

[waypoetic]

What...happened baby

 

[Baconsammy]

Everyone has mega balls after Evilores thread lol

There's gonna be some castrations a'comin.


She looks good on The Voice episodes they're showing now. Not sure how long ago they were taped, though. I think August. We'll see her live again in a few weeks.

 

[maxxpower]

It's not the fatness, it's the cake face, different skin tones throughout her body, and her bleached hair that kill my boner.

 

[botty]

Christina Aguilera doesn't mind being bigger because her boyfriend loves her body:

"It's noise I block out automatically. I love my body. My boyfriend loves my body. My son is healthy and happy, so that's all that matters to me."

If your name isn't Matt Rutler, odds are Xtina doesn't give a damn what you think about her body.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

Um, excuse me, this is a GAMER forum. We all date supermodels and are cool, confident Alpha males with 7% bodyfat.

And rocking exceptionally long, girthy dicks that can last for hours.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Christina Aguilera doesn't mind being bigger because her boyfriend loves her body:



If your name isn't Matt Rutler, odds are Xtina doesn't give a damn what you think about her body.

Then we're free to talk about how fat she is without worrying about offending her.

Everybody wins!

 

[Pixels]

http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20...lera_and_snooki_separated_at_birth_640_05.jpg

 

[Mariah Carey]

People keep saying it's the dress, but did she have an allergic reaction to something because her face appears much larger here?

This happens when you get liposuction and then gain the weight back. The fat has to go to other places.

We also can't rule out her being on some kind of medication.

 

[Baconsammy]

This happens when you get liposuction and then gain the weight back. The fat has to go to other places.

We also can't rule out her being on some kind of medication.

You're just jealous that she's on a better show than you.

 

[botty]

Then we're free to talk about how fat she is without worrying about offending her.

Everybody wins!

Yep. I was building off of BaconSammy's momentum with my post, though.

This happens when you get liposuction and then gain the weight back. The fat has to go to other places.

We also can't rule out her being on some kind of medication.

Maybe you're confusing her with Britney Spears.

 

[Baconsammy]

Maybe you're confusing her with Britney Spears.

I know you PopGaffers have your little feuds over who's best etc etc. I don't engage in that, but I will say that intelligence/personality shown on the various shows, Christina demolishes Britney. Britney just sits there like a lifeless lump of poop looking confused. Christina is catty, funny, insightful etc etc. I'm not a fan of her music, but she has a great voice and she makes for a great music-show mentor/judge.