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Christina Aguilera sure is looking good again
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BruiserBear
Banned
haha oh wow
I like chubby girls :/
IISANDERII
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Please explain.
Or is it in reference to the moment The Simpsons jumped shark?
robertsan21
Member
her fucking stylist needs to be fired. god damn she dresses like a fucking slut!
The Lamonster
Member
dude don't ruin this for the rest of us
revolverjgw
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I like the thick body but her head is a farce and her skin is gross
I agree. It's not really a dress for curvy women. It's super flattering from the front, but, as someone else said, it emphasizes the wrong parts of her shape from other angles. It's a dress meant to give the illusion of curves to shapeless women like Avril and Ciara. When you already have supple T&A like Xtina, it overplays them.
A lot of people in this thread don't even realize that Xtina has actually lost weight since she wore that iconic yellow dress. And this dress that she wore around the same time:
Because that dress is so unflattering. ;__;
Learn2read
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vas_a_morir
Banned
Why does she wear those dresses that make her look so fat?
cutmeamango
Banned
Her shadow is superthin though.
Byakuya769
Member
Because she IS fat?
SapientWolf
Trucker Sexologist
Because muumuus aren't in fashion?
OpinionatedCyborg
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she sweats gravy
Angry Fork
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Steven seagal cheeks.
ReturnOfTheRAT
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What happened?
TheKaeptain
Banned
Yes it is the dresses.
Weapxn
Mikkelsexual
I call bullshit. There is no way.
â Narayan
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Was just about to say this. She's on the sine wave diet or some shit.
Slayer-33
Liverpool-2
It's like that two faced (lighting) girl Seinfeld ep.
lol
No disrespect to her or anything but she's filling up like a whale... (I'm sure in RL she doesn't even come close to looking as excessive as she does in some of these pics) Cameras really make a lot of people look MUCH worse than how they look irl.
lol
No disrespect to her or anything but she's filling up like a whale... (I'm sure in RL she doesn't even come close to looking as excessive as she does in some of these pics) Cameras really make a lot of people look MUCH worse than how they look irl.
criesofthepast
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She looks disgusting. Not even because she is fat. Spray tan doesn't make anyone look good.
Her legs don't even look like they're from the same body as her face. 20 shades darker.
Her legs don't even look like they're from the same body as her face. 20 shades darker.
freenudemacusers
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TheKaeptain
Banned
The stomach is official in front of the boobs. She's crossed the line that I cannot cross.
As an Xtina stan, there is no defending the hot ass mess that is her lower half in that picture.
But she looks so amazing from the waist up, though.
Bloody hell... I could watch that walk away for miles.
metalslimer
Member
Oh dear....
questionmark
Member
And you'd still be able to see her.
DeaconKnowledge
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As an Xtina stan, there is no defending the hot ass mess that is her lower half in that picture.
But she looks so amazing from the waist up, though.
That's not her walking away.
As an Xtina stan, there is no defending the hot ass mess that is her lower half in that picture.
But she looks so amazing from the waist up, though.
And you can see how edited that figure is.
diffusionx
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We're getting into Jessica Simpson Mom Jeans territory.
metalslimer
Member
Another angle
Her weight isn't even what turns me off, it's how gaudy and fake she is in every aspect. Look at those rings.
People keep saying it's the dress, but did she have an allergic reaction to something because her face appears much larger here?
KidGalactus
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How do you keep your blood so cold in the summer?
Hell yes; I love me some meat on my women.
Not gonna lie; I'd bang her until her brains fell out her ears.
She had this kind of style for a while starting in 2002, and ending around 2005. Considering Snooki's recent saturation in Pop culture, it isn't a surprise that many people, including yourself, have made this backwards comparison.
Examples from 2003:
Tanned and all, the only real difference is that she is a lot pudgier than she was back then.
She had this kind of style for a while starting in 2002, and ending around 2005. Considering Snooki's recent saturation in Pop culture, it isn't a surprise that many people, including yourself, have made this backwards comparison.
Examples from 2003:
Tanned and all, the only real difference is that she is a lot pudgier than she was back then.
Touche.
Honestly if she just dropped the spray tan I think she would be at least 50% more attractive.
Touche.
Honestly if she just dropped the spray tan I think she would be at least 50% more attractive.
This is an opinion shared by many people. Especially her fans who prefer her "glamour" look:
This look was used for her "Back to Basics" album era.
However, Xtina has always been vocal about people loving themselves, and staying true to who they are. This tanned look is something she enjoys, and, as seen on the Jersey Shore, something that is quite popular in many parts of the world.
The look is wrapped up in a superficial stigma, but as long as it isn't hurting one, I say it's ok. Although, she definitely looks a hot mess in the lower regions... and she is just asking for someone to drag her for filth.
vas_a_morir
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Don't misunderstand me. She's fat, but she looks like a tube of cookie batter when she wears these dresses. They make her super-de-duper fat, like a Snookie or something.
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