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I'm going to a party but my jeans stink
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UnemployedVillain
Member
Mystery solved. GAF is full of stank ass motherfuckers
You should dig up the shower threads.
Or hand washing ones
Hint: There are a chunk of users who don't shower regularly or wash their hands.
It's all about wet wipes on gaf
Or their towels. That was my nightmare thread...people saying "why wash your towel when your clean after a shower"??
TheOfficeMut
Unconfirmed Member
I'd wager that some even find wet wipes to be useless since "their bodies' natural oils cleaned them since they don't shower."
Perfect Blue
Banned
Disgusting stuff OP, what is wrong with you? I can't imagine myself in this scenario.
GeordieMark
Member
This place is surreal sometimes.
Jason's Ultimatum
Member
I'd figure the gaming side of the forum isn't as hygienic as OT?
johancruijff
Banned
Wear a blanket and pretend someone told you it was a toga party
Crimsonclaw111
Member
Why do you pee on the bottom of your jeans? Like pee might dribble into your boxers but... it shouldn't be more than like a drop lmao.
YES! I remember that one
Off-Kilter
Banned
Dude it's a party not a job interview. No one gives a shit if you're late.
Probably the worst thing you can do tbh.
Before, you just smelled like stank
Now you smell like wet stank
Gordon Shumway
Banned
How is it dumb? It was a genuine question. Unless OP has terrible hygiene and doesn't shower/wash his junk, there should be no reason for his crotch to smell.
Acerac
Banned
univariate
Banned
I may have had this problem in the 1st grade once.
Your crotch isn't magically maintained by crotch angels throughout the day.
Run a finger along the crease between your leg and crotch area. Smell that. Smell it real good. Really sniff it in at the end of the day. Sniff it.
You don't need to pissing yourself like OP for there to be some stink down there. You gon' sweat.
Howard Ballou
Member
If you show up to the party on time in your dirty pants, you'll probably be the only one there and the hosts will definitely smell them.
hydrophilic attack
Member
Update: So like I said in other posts, I managed to buy a new pair and still make it to the party on time. Actually, I was the second person there. So, no reason to stress out about it really.
Have you ever lived in a semi-cold climate? Let me tell you, the combination of really needing to pee and being in a cold climate is really perilous for the bottom of your pants. When it's cold, my penis sort of shrivels up and trying to piss then is really difficult. There is like a 40 % chance that the piss beam will divide from the main stream and you get like a secondary stream which is around 25 % in size of the main stream. You cannot control this part of the stream. If you're lucky, it hits inside the bowl, but if you're unlucky it goes outside on the floor. If you're really unlucky it goes on your socks and bottom of your pants. If it's not an emergency, I can mitigate the situation by massaging my penis for a minute to warm it up. If I'm at home, I can just sit down and then everything will go inside the bowl. If it's an emergency though, and I'm drunk and at a nasty ass bathroom in a pub, I'd rather take my chances than sit down. Judging by the look of these bathrooms, I'm not the only person who has issues controlling my piss in these situations, even though, judging by the reactions itt, most gaffers will handle their piss with surgical precision.
Still it's not related to the issue I had today. The smell was ball sweat, not piss.
Have you ever lived in a semi-cold climate? Let me tell you, the combination of really needing to pee and being in a cold climate is really perilous for the bottom of your pants. When it's cold, my penis sort of shrivels up and trying to piss then is really difficult. There is like a 40 % chance that the piss beam will divide from the main stream and you get like a secondary stream which is around 25 % in size of the main stream. You cannot control this part of the stream. If you're lucky, it hits inside the bowl, but if you're unlucky it goes outside on the floor. If you're really unlucky it goes on your socks and bottom of your pants. If it's not an emergency, I can mitigate the situation by massaging my penis for a minute to warm it up. If I'm at home, I can just sit down and then everything will go inside the bowl. If it's an emergency though, and I'm drunk and at a nasty ass bathroom in a pub, I'd rather take my chances than sit down. Judging by the look of these bathrooms, I'm not the only person who has issues controlling my piss in these situations, even though, judging by the reactions itt, most gaffers will handle their piss with surgical precision.
Still it's not related to the issue I had today. The smell was ball sweat, not piss.
Dongs Macabre
aka Daedalos42
You should draw a diagram of this phenomenon so we know what you mean.
How About No
Member
As some who's genitals have beenbin a state of semi-hibernation the entire winter, can't say I've had that problem.
Unless this is a stealth Congratsonthesex post
No, it demonstrates why people shouldn't be nasty as fuck and urinate in their clothing, then ignore said urine.
MarkMclovin
Member
Some people literally need internet help on basics of life.
FadedRevolution
Member
So you don't check the clothes you wear before you leave? Anyways here is what you do.
1. Tell her something important came up and that you are going to be a little late.
2. Go to store and buy new clothes and whatever gift you want to get her.
3. Wash your ass
4. Go to the party.
5. Wash your damn clothes.
crazyrabbits
Banned
I live in Canada. Temperatures hit -20 degrees Celsius or less during the winter.
I have never encountered the problem you speak of, nor have I used the method you speak of to "get ready" to urinate.
I haven't wiped my ass for a week, should I buy toilet paper or just ignore the nasty glances I get?
BinaryPork2737
Unconfirmed Member
Preferably drawn in MS Paint.
Mammoth Jones
Member
hydrophilic attack
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LeeRoyBrown
Banned
What the fuck.... Really man.
Mammoth Jones
Member
Why are you urinating into a stapler?
OP are you going commando all the time or what? I've had multiple pairs of raw denim that have gone unwashed for 1.5+ years and they were never that bad.
Also consider https://juniperridge.com/shop/desert-denim-wash/ if you're feeling like a boss 😏
Also consider https://juniperridge.com/shop/desert-denim-wash/ if you're feeling like a boss 😏
hydrophilic attack
Member
So the black part between my pants and the toilet is supposed to be my shoes
Are those teeth?
SystemShock2
Member
Unless you confess that it's you, there will only be suspicions. My jeans sometimes get like that at work because they blast the heat at my office, and my balls sweat an incredible amount. You just gotta pretend it's not noticeable and do better next time.
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