SazerVisuel
Member
Two fates intertwine
Search for a relic so great
Mint doesn't get shit
Search for a relic so great
Mint doesn't get shit
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The thread of gaming haikus
- Thread starter Ferrio
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Sword Familiar
178% of NeoGAF posters don't understand statistics
Go, Speed up, Speed up!
Missile! Option! Laser! Go!
Shoot it in the eye!
Missile! Option! Laser! Go!
Shoot it in the eye!
MidnightScott
Banned
Platinum Games...
gems of ex-clovers
people don't buy
Sorry if it sucked but I'm not good at haiku's even though I'm a self-confessed Japanophile...:X
I've fallen
And I can't get up
*beep*
gems of ex-clovers
people don't buy
Sorry if it sucked but I'm not good at haiku's even though I'm a self-confessed Japanophile...:X
I've fallen
And I can't get up
*beep*
ThanksVision
Member
Throw the controller
I'm sick of playing this game
Fuck you special ops
Glados is evil
Companion cube never fails
The cake is a lie
I'm sick of playing this game
Fuck you special ops
Glados is evil
Companion cube never fails
The cake is a lie
Count Dookkake
Member
Wait until game X
Guaranteed system seller
Year of PS3
Guaranteed system seller
Year of PS3
Bel Marduk
Banned
Satan
Lucifer
What you doing in my high school?
Lucifer
What you doing in my high school?
I don't think I can have only one word in each line though.
abstract alien
Member
Answers in spoiler tags.
Fusion births weakness
Hunt myself through past pieces
Allergic to cold
Blue gloves and rose thorns
Pale, elastic skin corkscrews
Thy dignity dies
Product of power
Chromatic whites surround me
Hypnotic hips kill
Pink eyes, altered belt
Familiar in appearance
Sharp as Alistair
As stiff as a tank
Humans, void of spirit, roam
Save time, gather ink
Spirit-guided wind
Petals give us perspective
Restore, give us hope
Orange door, blue exit
Thought empowers momentum
One candle lights truth
Red and Blue team up
The code, etched in memory
Man up, go code-less
Sword and sun guide him
Mountains live, sharp light kills them
Vortex resets life
From one, comes seven
Nothing makes sense, yet it does
Seven becomes eight
A hero's spirit
Keep immortal company
"Wahahahaha"
Metroid Fusion
Hunt myself through past pieces
Allergic to cold
Street Fighter 3: Third Strike (Dudley vs Necro)
Pale, elastic skin corkscrews
Thy dignity dies
P.N.03
Chromatic whites surround me
Hypnotic hips kill
Viewtiful Joe: Another Joe
Familiar in appearance
Sharp as Alistair
Resident Evil
Humans, void of spirit, roam
Save time, gather ink
Flower
Petals give us perspective
Restore, give us hope
Portal
Thought empowers momentum
One candle lights truth
Contra
The code, etched in memory
Man up, go code-less
Shadow of the Colossus
Mountains live, sharp light kills them
Vortex resets life
Killer 7
Nothing makes sense, yet it does
Seven becomes eight
Glory of Heracles
Keep immortal company
"Wahahahaha"
Phaethon0017
Member
Pink haired boy bites pig
Pig squeals loudly, no avail
Pink haired boy throws pig
Guy with glasses cries
A woman dies, old snake lies
Scene goes on for days
Bigger, badder game
The online mode lags a lot
Can't wait for sequel
Two Halo games
Many flood, one Gravemind cup
Please, never forget
I was really dumb
Chose wrong blue chick, took her home
Reload last save game
Pig squeals loudly, no avail
Pink haired boy throws pig
Guy with glasses cries
A woman dies, old snake lies
Scene goes on for days
Bigger, badder game
The online mode lags a lot
Can't wait for sequel
Two Halo games
Many flood, one Gravemind cup
Please, never forget
I was really dumb
Chose wrong blue chick, took her home
Reload last save game
D
Deleted member 30609
Unconfirmed Member
daddy where'd you go
i hear the pitter patter
i am happy now
i hear the pitter patter
i am happy now
abstract alien
Member
Oh shit, completely forgot about that, I haven't written a haiku in years :lolBlizzard said:
Edit: Updated. Jesus, I'm not sure what I was thinking. Or maybe it was the lack of thought that did it...
dragonlife
Member
JasonMCG said:
Yoshi's Island?
Count Dookkake
Member
All systems waggle
It's the future of gaming
Hmm, you said you'd quit.
It's the future of gaming
Hmm, you said you'd quit.
Regulus Tera
Romanes Eunt Domus
Tisan said:
Yoshi's Island. Kinda difficult to get that one wrong.
To Far Away Times
Member
Bogey on your tail
Don't mess up that Arwing, Fox!
Do a barrel roll
Don't mess up that Arwing, Fox!
Do a barrel roll
SazerVisuel
Member
Go! Ye children of
The Yellow Turban! Prevail!
.... Flaming idiots!
One eye looks onward
Death and turmoil straight ahead
Put ya guns on, boys!
The Yellow Turban! Prevail!
.... Flaming idiots!
One eye looks onward
Death and turmoil straight ahead
Put ya guns on, boys!
DCharlie
Banned
what is this bullshit?!
worst RPG ever made!
famitsu worthless
Famitsu review?
a "incincere endorsement"
Eclors know whats up
No games of real note ?
then invoke the magic phrase!
"please wait for spaceworld"
enjoyment ceases
huh? not three red lights again?!
f*ck you , microsoft
worst RPG ever made!
famitsu worthless
Famitsu review?
a "incincere endorsement"
Eclors know whats up
No games of real note ?
then invoke the magic phrase!
"please wait for spaceworld"
enjoyment ceases
huh? not three red lights again?!
f*ck you , microsoft
Myke Greywolf
Ambassador of Goodwill
No More Heroes
Bitch says she'll do it with me
When I'm number one
Mirror's Edge
Ready, aim, run and jump... oops!
Cold wind, then darkness.
Drinky Crow
Banned
anticipation
build hype; talk trash; go sony
oh no, npd
build hype; talk trash; go sony
oh no, npd
"God's Beard!"
Member
sent to work and school
my daughter's raped by bandits
married to dragon
my daughter's raped by bandits
married to dragon