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Conor_Fool · Nov 19, 2014

There are soooo many pieces of drug related paraphanalia that have Mario on them, so I'm not surprised. My favorite hat pin i have is a junkie Mario injecting a mushroom into his arm, using an NES controller as the tourniquet. Disturbing but cracks me up

Here is a pic I found online:

jblank83 · Nov 19, 2014

TI82 said:
Who cares?

Pretty much.

It's not new and it's not really gaming.

GiantBombGamer · Nov 19, 2014

Love how all the articles list that they contain PMA "a stronger version of MDMA." This couldn't be further from the truth, they act on the body in completely different ways, and PMA is decidedly dysphoric rather than euphoric. Its pretty much only good for dangerously raising your body temp and ending you up in the hospital.

Whoever is putting those on the streets should be strung up. But the articles shouldn't be promoting them as "extra potent", because that will only lead to more users trying to gobble them up.

-tetsuo- · Nov 19, 2014

Ninja Scooter said:
These drug cooks are doing it wrong. For greater accuracy, Nintendo brand Ecstasy should only be as strong as the strongest ecstasy from 2008.

Hiyooooooooo

feel · Nov 19, 2014

I legit saw pikachu ecs being passed around at an EDM event here in Venezuela earlier this year.

Dash Kappei · Nov 19, 2014

TheSlySoul said:
Suddenly Super Mario games makes way more sense.
It is just Mario and Luigi's bad drug trip.

I remember the Super Mario's acid from back in the days (mid '90s).
It was made of thick paper (of course) and 4 of them made a whole art of Super Mario jumping.
There was also a The Simpsons acid around the same time, iirc

Beartruck · Nov 19, 2014

So this is their Quality of Life plan.

hiryu64 · Nov 19, 2014

Brutalitops said:
Should stamp the Wii U logo on it to raise awareness

TriBlade · Nov 19, 2014

"Drug dealers", riiiight.

This is just Nintendo new plan to stay in the black, by building an underground drug empire.

ffdgh · Nov 19, 2014

So that's what doctor mario does in his spare time....

ugh_the_boot · Nov 19, 2014

Sendou said:
Nintendo should sue those drug lords for sullying their good name.

Hahah is this real life? Sue those drug lords lol.

Btw those things are huge, should've had them in halves! lol

73V3N · Nov 19, 2014

Guimac09 said:
I have actually seen a red pill with the nintendo logo before.

davepoobond · Nov 19, 2014

They certainly weren't scumbags before they started putting the sacred Nintendo logo on it

televator · Nov 19, 2014

I like my drugs SEGA branded tho.

Bass260 · Nov 19, 2014

So I guess this is what Iwata meant about diversifying.

DanSaxon · Nov 19, 2014

I was wondering whether or not to make a thread on this, people deal it as Nintendo. I was offered it as early as last night, it seems really popular around Manchester at the minute.

Astral Dog · Nov 19, 2014

, This was not supposed to leak.

its just because the Nintendo brand is Quality, nothing less.

Arion · Nov 19, 2014

These drug dealers are conditioning the youth to the nintendo brand. They will be buying wiius in no time. /s

frankie_baby · Nov 19, 2014

Sendou said:
Nintendo should sue those drug lords for sullying their good name.

If they had any sense they'd embrace the fact they're on pills, back in the day when Mitsubishi were the most popular pills they used to have Pete tong voice over their ads telling people to go see their dealer

$h@d0w · Nov 19, 2014

Not surprise, mario likes mushrooms too

Dash Kappei · Nov 20, 2014

Nintendo's QOL strategy finally revealed

Anion · Nov 20, 2014

I see the Word of Mouth strategy is working hmm.

CLEEK · Nov 20, 2014

Marcel said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwylBRucU7w

NinJaSQUARE · Nov 20, 2014

Makes me wonder if people are producing drugs that has the NeoGAF logo on it

Gen X · Nov 20, 2014

RickGhastly said:

Lol! I will never look at that rating the same again.

Vilix · Nov 20, 2014

Marcel said:

Now you're pushing with power!

the chris · Nov 20, 2014

Marcel said:

I can't believe that someone would do something like this though, next thing you know someone is going to start drawing porn of Nintendo characters.

GoldenCrow · Nov 20, 2014

SPE said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwylBRucU7w

Shin Kojima · Nov 20, 2014

I do believe Nintendo and drugs go very well together and it wouldn't surprise me if many of their games were born from some experience with drugs.

Gattsu25 · Nov 20, 2014

Brutalitops said:
Should stamp the Wii U logo on it to raise awareness

Great, just laughed aloud in an airport because of you

Danneee · Nov 20, 2014

Nintendo is desperately seeking new revenue sources.

SmokyDave · Nov 20, 2014

I bet they're weak as fuck and only good for the first party.

Nintendojitsu · Nov 20, 2014

SmokyDave said:
I bet they're weak as fuck and only good for the first party.

Playstation branded pills are obviously downers.

Haunted · Nov 20, 2014

Disappointed there's no NeoGAF pill.

Memorabilia · Nov 20, 2014

KilauT said:

Lol Meanwhile the US government is complicit in the global cocaine and heroine trade as well as legal drug dealing, aka "pharmaceuticals", to the tune of $10s of billions annually.

Bjoern the Smexy · Nov 20, 2014

Nintendo is one hell of a drug.

frankie_baby · Nov 20, 2014

SmokyDave said:
I bet they're weak as fuck and only good for the first party.

Well played sir, actually though until these dodgy ones like in the article appeared Nintendos have been strong as fuck and generally been the ones to get over the last year or so

shmoglish · Nov 20, 2014

Next some CasuaLSD, please.

impact · Nov 20, 2014

Haunted said:
Disappointed there's no NeoGAF pill.

when you take it you start crying and talk about how Journey changed your life

Memorabilia · Nov 20, 2014

impact said:
when you take it you start crying and talk about how Journey changed your life

Lol

Bjoern the Smexy · Nov 20, 2014

The doctor is in.

Percy · Nov 20, 2014

SmokyDave said:
I bet they're weak as fuck and only good for the first party.

Oh shit that's good

10k · Nov 20, 2014

Nintendo are geniuses.

"Do you want to experience the high and euphoria of playing a nintendo game but don't want to buy nintendo hardware to do it? Have we got a product for you!"

Yaponchik · Nov 20, 2014

Where can i pre-order?

Vic-Rattlehead · Nov 20, 2014

when i was 16 they sold e's with playstation logos on them everyone i knew who took them said they where mighty lol

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