Ok, I laughed. Well played.
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Okcupid is not that bad. I already got a date!
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TheKaeptain
Banned
That was great.
But the person in question didn't just hang out with her a couple of times, they went out for a couple of months. Big difference.
AlimNassor
Banned
It wasn't college...it was High School. And after we broke up I never saw her again.
KO Traveling Hobo
Member
You're not Gerald. You're not Gerald at all.
Only in your dreams
That sounds totally legit.
I am actually quite curious to see the results.
I am not. I might be. Perhaps?
KO Traveling Hobo
Member
How do you know about those!?
AlimNassor
Banned
Todays the day. I'm nervous. Not so much about the date, but, about going to this place. If I don't get mugged, I'm afraid I'll get food poisoning. I tried to talk her out of it, but, she did manage to finally convince me.
Now I got to find a taxi since I don't have a car.
Now I got to find a taxi since I don't have a car.
Bring a whip. Trust me.
Dabookerman
Member
Yeah, since she's asexual, don't expect much.
FreeMufasa
Junior Member
Honestly. I don't think you should go.
AlimNassor
Banned
she's asexual? Pretty sure she's not.
Also 100% doubt I'm getting any action. This is just sort of a meeting to see if we would get along in person. This is kinda casual.
mikeybwright
Banned
Borrow a car from a friend.
ihearthawthats
Banned
they don't have taxi service numbers in your area that you can call to get them to pick you up?
Power Glove
Member
Oh damn, took me a while . What a gem this is.
Power Glove
Member
What were the messages like? You ask them out on a date or just for a chat session?
I'm worried that I scared 4 pretty girls this morning by asking them if they wanted to catch a movie.
BeautifulMemory
Member
Fellow Bay-Area gaffer, you must show me your enlightened swag ways...,
AlimNassor
Banned
I'm back! I think this is the start of a good relation. She is my ex, and remembers me, but, she never said anything because "I thought you knew". Anyways heres the deal i met her at the restaurant, she was wearing a t-shirt and shorts. The moment I saw her in person I knew who she was. Anyways, she hugged me and said hello. I got Fajitas, she got enchiladas and we just sorta talked.
She explained to me how she's gone through a ton of changes in her life and that she's no longer the person she was when we dated. She said "Well, during that time I had a lot going on in my life. My parents were fighting, I was failing all my classes and I had no idea who I was. I didn't begin to change until my college days when I flunked out for partying all the time. So now I'm here going to CC to be a teacher". Anyways, we had a good time and split the bill 50-50 since she thought it was better idea.
We went back to her apartment (we took the bus since she had her license removed) and at first I thought we were going to do the dirty, but, it never happened. We went into her room and the first thing I see is a red sex object on the bed and a towel. SO i said
"Having fun in here earlier?"
she turned bright red and rushes to hide it.
"yes and I was having so much fun I forgot to clean my room. Forgive me, it's not always messy."
"Not an issue my room is rarely clean. I know that feeling of having too much fun and forgetting to pick up though. I was having so much fun once that I my sister and her friends walked in on me. They never let me live it down."
"I'm so jealous. Anyways moving on!"
After that we talked more and she showed me around. Showed me her PC. Her favorite FPS is portal (though she hates the memes from it) and she loves Tribes Ascend.
She also gave me her 360, because, she doesn't want it and it's taking up space. I did offer to buy it (since my 360 is dead) but she's like "Oh no! If I was selling I would have done so already. If you want the 360 take it, please. Otherwise it'll just be here collecting dust".
Anyways she wants to go out again. Next Saturday I told her I'd pick the place. Before I left she kissed me on the cheek as a goodbye gift. *shrugs* I gotta say I'm willing to give it a shot. She's changed for the better and talking to her face to face was a pleasant experience. I dunno, I hope this works out.
She explained to me how she's gone through a ton of changes in her life and that she's no longer the person she was when we dated. She said "Well, during that time I had a lot going on in my life. My parents were fighting, I was failing all my classes and I had no idea who I was. I didn't begin to change until my college days when I flunked out for partying all the time. So now I'm here going to CC to be a teacher". Anyways, we had a good time and split the bill 50-50 since she thought it was better idea.
We went back to her apartment (we took the bus since she had her license removed) and at first I thought we were going to do the dirty, but, it never happened. We went into her room and the first thing I see is a red sex object on the bed and a towel. SO i said
"Having fun in here earlier?"
she turned bright red and rushes to hide it.
"yes and I was having so much fun I forgot to clean my room. Forgive me, it's not always messy."
"Not an issue my room is rarely clean. I know that feeling of having too much fun and forgetting to pick up though. I was having so much fun once that I my sister and her friends walked in on me. They never let me live it down."
"I'm so jealous. Anyways moving on!"
After that we talked more and she showed me around. Showed me her PC. Her favorite FPS is portal (though she hates the memes from it) and she loves Tribes Ascend.
She also gave me her 360, because, she doesn't want it and it's taking up space. I did offer to buy it (since my 360 is dead) but she's like "Oh no! If I was selling I would have done so already. If you want the 360 take it, please. Otherwise it'll just be here collecting dust".
Anyways she wants to go out again. Next Saturday I told her I'd pick the place. Before I left she kissed me on the cheek as a goodbye gift. *shrugs* I gotta say I'm willing to give it a shot. She's changed for the better and talking to her face to face was a pleasant experience. I dunno, I hope this works out.
AlimNassor
Banned
ElectricBlue187
Member
That sounds like a made up story but congrats either way!
RobotMafia
Banned
How old are both of you?
AlimNassor
Banned
RobotMafia
Banned
Ok. I was thinking you were older for some reason. Anyway, glad it went well.
AlimNassor
Banned
So glad I got a new 360! Mines been dead for over a year. I don't have the $$$ to fix it.
Damn. Too late.
IAmtheFMan
Member
So wait, the story is that you sign up for OKCupid and post a thread saying that you already got a date, but that date ends up being an ex-GF?
I mean I'm happy for you and all, but that's less of an OKcupid success story and more of a serendipitous reconnection...
I mean I'm happy for you and all, but that's less of an OKcupid success story and more of a serendipitous reconnection...
AlimNassor
Banned
Probably. Dunno if it'll work out. I hope it does, but, I'm not holding my breath. If it doesn't work out at least I got myself a free xbox! I already consider this a success.
DoctorButt
Member
Just hit 5/6 replies today and 2 conversations so far.... Killin' it today.
I don't really say anything special tbh, I compliment them on something I think is cool in their profile, maybe crack a joke and introduce myself and say hi.
I used to overthink it and shit, but I left that behind and just kept things casual.
Also never ask anyone out in the first message unless they are those type of people. It's pretty easy to spot them because they usually say "No BS or whatever in my life" and they like direct and honest responses, but if they leave shit like that off or the questions they answered don't seem to be in that favor, keep it light and always always introduce yourself.
I've asked some out in a single message and it is a lot more hit and miss. Usually left off to better judgement or just not doing it at all.
I don't really say anything special tbh, I compliment them on something I think is cool in their profile, maybe crack a joke and introduce myself and say hi.
I used to overthink it and shit, but I left that behind and just kept things casual.
Also never ask anyone out in the first message unless they are those type of people. It's pretty easy to spot them because they usually say "No BS or whatever in my life" and they like direct and honest responses, but if they leave shit like that off or the questions they answered don't seem to be in that favor, keep it light and always always introduce yourself.
I've asked some out in a single message and it is a lot more hit and miss. Usually left off to better judgement or just not doing it at all.
FreeMufasa
Junior Member
Glad it worked out.
You're kind of greazy though. Not knowing if your date was an ex :lol
It's like a not funny version of the story about using butter as lube then giving a girl an n64 game.
SapientWolf
Trucker Sexologist
Do you like piña coladas?
How do you not remember someone you've been with before?
TheKaeptain
Banned
WENIS! How do you do it? I need to see the first messages.
Devolution
Member
He tells them he only gets the good ganj.
vicissitudes
Banned
So you only got the date because you dated her before? Doesn't say much about OKCupid then.
"Big Poppa Pump's got the hook up, so you better look up, holla if you hear me"
Devolution
Member
Pfft. Someone didn't read the messages I got. Those guys were attractive and if I was single I still wouldn't reply.
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