neurosisxeno
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OP better get a custom title of "Spreader of Cheeks".
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Strip clubs are insane in other countries
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jakonovski
Member
Made me think of this (NSFW).
Dynamite Shikoku
Congratulations, you really deserve it!
You sound like quite the strip club connoisseur
strip clubs need sommeliers
hydrophilic attack
Member
Gotta be good looking for that though
Funyarinpa
Member
Widdle Puppy
Banned
I didn't want to be vulgar but it was naked and rubbing on my bare chest...
A gent(le)man. Anyone else here a nice guy?
I'm sticking by this thread being a joke because OP has clearly never been to vegas
lol no you don't
That is a blast from the past.
It has an edge of servitude to it. Like accommodating seems more appropriate for a strip club. Servile implies more bowing and scraping kind of actions.
I heard the proper name for that is "cracker barrel"
OrangeGrayBlue
Member
I've always found the idea of strip clubs to be depressing. It's a room of desperate women dancing on lonely guys and no one gets laid*.
*in most cases.
*in most cases.
I go to SC alot and I visit the forums, I've never asked for that particular service. But the stuff I do ask for is 100-150 USD less than but 100 times more involved . I remember two in particular, one could have been Bridgette B for how close in body type she was. The other reminded me of a slightly older Alina Li. They didn't even ask 300.
I'm gonna ruin it for you, all the girls in every single strip club ever will give you the impression you have a chance if you just spend more money or become a regular.
You don't wanna be the dude who goes to a strip club on the regular, I've seen a few of those and it's sad. Enjoy yourself but don't think with your dick too much or you're gonna get fleeced.
You don't wanna be the dude who goes to a strip club on the regular, I've seen a few of those and it's sad. Enjoy yourself but don't think with your dick too much or you're gonna get fleeced.
KojiKnight
Member
If all you want to do is touch girls OP, just go to Nevada and touch some hookers. At least they get properly tested on a regular basis.
MsKrisp
Member
tbh OP the couple of strip clubs I went to in FL were similar to your experience there. But thanks for sharing!
Can we not?
Can we not?
Crossing Eden
Hello, my name is Yves Guillemot, Vivendi S.A.'s Employee of the Month!
efyu_lemonardo
May I have a cookie?
So you paid 300 bucks for a woman to take a dump on your chest?
Is that what "butt cheek spread" is?
Skel1ingt0n
I can't *believe* these lazy developers keep making file sizes so damn large. Btw, how does technology work?
My best friend always says strip clubs are dumb - that it's a building built so a man can spend $300 for a boner and then just look at it.
aspiegamer
Member
Yeah, so, I have no idea if $300 is actually a lot of money for this or not. It sounds like a lot! Especially for a non-western country, that sounds like a lot.
Disclaimer: Google says the average monthly income in Russia is $291 dollars. So, uh, one month of wages for girls involved would = thousands of dollars in the US. I'm thinking maybe this wasn't such a good deal. For a month's income in a few hours I'd tell someone whatever the hell they wanted, no matter how stupid it was!
Disclaimer: Google says the average monthly income in Russia is $291 dollars. So, uh, one month of wages for girls involved would = thousands of dollars in the US. I'm thinking maybe this wasn't such a good deal. For a month's income in a few hours I'd tell someone whatever the hell they wanted, no matter how stupid it was!
UberTag
Member
I apparently went to one in Manila back when I worked over there with a bunch of co-workers yet I barely remember it as I was pretty intoxicated. I vaguely remember a lap dance but not much else... outside of the fact that my wallet that had some 10,000 Philippine Pesos in it was pretty much empty the next morning.
(I threw up at breakfast the next morning surprising my colleagues as they all assumed I was fine.)
(I threw up at breakfast the next morning surprising my colleagues as they all assumed I was fine.)
DontBeThatGuy
Member
You're spreading multiple sets of ass cheeks at strip clubs and you're worried about being "vulgar"?.
Come on, man.
Finale Fireworker
Member
This thread is a tragedy. It is a Greek play. The Folly of Widdle Puppy.
It is a preposterous tale, and yet, timeless in its message.
It is a preposterous tale, and yet, timeless in its message.
It's just a cringey choice of words, especially with that username
loaf of bread
Member
Strip clubs to me feel like going to a restaurant and paying to look at food.
You gotta at least be desirable. I'd wager there are tons of people out there who would never be able to meet up with anyone either due to looks, awkwardness or some other quality, With a strip club at least you know what you're gonna get
Actually I was speaking to a stripper once and she mentioned how some dudes will come in in sweatpants then go in the bathroom and put on a condom so that they can just let fly during the dance and not mak e mess in their pants.
So some people have lifehack for not leaving a strip club with an unreleased boner.
8BitsAtATime
Member
Well man ill just say you are going to the wrong strip clubs. The right place and youll be walking out with a smile on your face and still money in your pocket.
loaf of bread
Member
Then at that point just get a prostitute, why pay all that money just to play games?
efyu_lemonardo
May I have a cookie?
FortuneFaded
Member
I only paid 30 bucks for a fully nude girl to grind on me. Granted I was still clothed but that was totally fine with me lol