neurosisxeno
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OP better get a custom title of "Spreader of Cheeks".
countdown to "I gave my foreign stripper girlfriend my life savings and now she won't respond to my texts"
You sound like quite the strip club connoisseur
I'm officially done with OT forever
I honestly can't understand the appeal of strip clubs.Especially since there's a non-zero chance that women are being trafficked out of them.
Just use Tinder like a normal person.
Excuse mewhen you made a thread saying you were going to Russia to teach, was it to teach how to spread butt cheeks?
Don't they do this at literally every strip club everywhere?
A gent(le)man. Anyone else here a nice guy?They were very helpful and willing to please. I tipped like crazy and was a gentleman... Why does this have to be a bad adjective?
Gotta be good looking for that though
Made me think of this (NSFW).
They were very helpful and willing to please. I tipped like crazy and was a gentleman... Why does this have to be a bad adjective?
Did you eat the buffet?
It was in a private room. My nose was literally two inches away in full glory of you know what.
She took my shirt off and even let me kiss her body.
Never heard of such a service offered in the US
Did you get a happy ending with a side of AIDS?
when you made a thread saying you were going to Russia to teach, was it to teach how to spread butt cheeks?
RIP OP, gonna have to deal with being roasted on Saturdayyou'll be back
just like op and the strip club
I didn't want to be vulgar but it was naked and rubbing on my bare chest...
I didn't want to be vulgar but it was naked and rubbing on my bare chest...
They were very helpful and willing to please. I tipped like crazy and was a gentleman... Why does this have to be a bad adjective?
It was in a private room. My nose was literally two inches away in full glory of you know what.
She took my shirt off and even let me kiss her body.
Never heard of such a service offered in the US
Like legit naked dry humping (her) with you know what on my you know what. I'll be back next
It was a long story but the owner of the club married one of his dancers and apparently it's not uncommon for dancers here to start dating their regulars ~_~
lol no you don't
My best friend always says strip clubs are dumb - that it's a building built so a man can spend $300 for a boner and then just look at it.
Well man ill just say you are going to the wrong strip clubs. The right place and youll be walking out with a smile on your face and still money in your pocket.Strip clubs to me feel like going to a restaurant and paying to look at food.
You gotta at least be desirable. I'd wager there are tons of people out there who would never be able to meet up with anyone either due to looks, awkwardness or some other quality, With a strip club at least you know what you're gonna get
They had plenty of soft serve.Did they have a frozen custard machine? For 300 bucks they should've at least had that.
I didn't want to be vulgar but it was naked and rubbing on my bare chest...