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The Argentine Lake Duck rapes with it's 17 inch penis

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Veidt

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manofmandango said:
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:lol
 

Binabik15

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Funky Papa said:
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BTW, has anyone seen a couple of pigs mating? It is not pleasant. Pulsating corkscrew dick and all. Mother Nature is one fucked up lady.

Yes I have. Poing Tierpark, Munich. The whole group of pigs was screwing around, even the little ones. One that was maybe 20 long tried to mount a larger sow for almost 15 minutes, but he couldn´t reach her honeypot, despite his spiraling dick. Everybody cheered for him and he made it in the end, only to be knocked away from a larger male :lol

And I have also seen two ducks raping another one after a high speed chase around the lakefront and the nearby meadow. It was brutal but funny, one of the dudes humped her head, after pinning her down for his bud to go at it. It was really weird
 

TAJ

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
That's some serious pencil dick right there... probably smaller than almost every human one in terms of volume.
 

Gaborn

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The strange case of the homosexual necrophiliac duck pushed out the boundaries of knowledge in a rather improbable way when it was recorded by Dutch researcher Kees Moeliker.

It may have ruffled a few feathers, but it earned him the coveted Ig Nobel prize for biology awarded for improbable research, and next week he will be recounting his findings to UK audiences on the Ig Nobel tour.

Ducks behave pretty badly, it seems. It is not so much that up to one in 10 of mallard couples are homosexual - no one would raise an eyebrow in the liberal Netherlands - but they regularly indulge in "attempted rape flights" when they pursue other ducks with a view to forcible mating. "Rape is a normal reproductive strategy in mallards," explains Mr Moeliker.


As he recounts in his seminal paper, The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard anas platyrhynchos, he was in his office in the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam, when he was alerted by a bang to the fact a bird had crashed into the glass facade of the building. "I went downstairs immediately to see if the window was damaged, and saw a drake mallard (anas platyrhynchos) lying motionless on its belly in the sand, two metres outside the facade. The unfortunate duck apparently had hit the building in full flight at a height of about three metres from the ground. Next to the obviously dead duck, another male mallard (in full adult plumage without any visible traces of moult) was present. He forcibly picked into the back, the base of the bill and mostly into the back of the head of the dead mallard for about two minutes, then mounted the corpse and started to copulate, with great force, almost continuously picking the side of the head.

"Rather startled, I watched this scene from close quarters behind the window until 19.10 hours during which time (75 minutes) I made some photographs and the mallard almost continuously copulated his dead congener. He dismounted only twice, stayed near the dead duck and picked the neck and the side of the head before mounting again. The first break (at 18.29 hours) lasted three minutes and the second break (at 18.45 hours) lasted less than a minute. At 19.12 hours, I disturbed this cruel scene. The necrophilic mallard only reluctantly left his 'mate': when I had approached him to about five metres, he did not fly away but simply walked off a few metres, weakly uttering a series of two-note 'raeb-raeb' calls (the 'conversation-call' of Lorentz 1953). I secured the dead duck and left the museum at 19.25 hours. The mallard was still present at the site, calling 'raeb-raeb' and apparently looking for his victim (who, by then, was in the freezer)."

Mr Moeliker suggests the pair were engaged in a rape flight attempt. "When one died the other one just went for it and didn't get any negative feedback - well, didn't get any feedback," he said.

His findings have provoked a lot of interest - especially in Britain for some reason - but no other recorded cases of duck necrophilia. However, Mr Moeliker was informed of an American case involving a squirrel and a dead partner, although in this case it is not known whether the necrophilia observed was homosexual or not as the victim had been run over by a truck shortly before the incident.

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Ourobolus

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That's just mean, Gaborn - trying to derail someone else's news thread with your own news.

On-topic: I'll wait for the paddlebang footage with the inevitable duckkake shot at the end with the female duck going "YES! YES! All over my down!"
 

Gaborn

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Ourobolus said:
That's just mean, Gaborn - trying to derail someone else's news thread with your own news.

On-topic: I'll wait for the paddlebang footage with the inevitable duckkake shot at the end with the female duck going "YES! YES! All over my down!"

awwwww wasn't trying to do that! I like Costanza!! I just was reminded of that. Ducks are crazy!
 

siddx

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:lol Im gonna have to remember this when im down there this fall (or spring I suppose it would be). Im going to have way too much fun telling people to watch out for the ducks.
 

falastini

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I think it was Radio Lab, where they mentioned female duck vagina's. Apparently they're raped so often, their vaginas evolved into a labyrinth of multiple fake canals to avoid insemination.







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