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Would you rather have work-free flawless teeth or super feet?

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Saucycarpdog

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Teeth for sure.

I think a more fair fight would be the teeth vs morphable hair. Hair that never splits or gets greasy, grows on command, and can keep any style it's put in (i.e. No need for gel)
 
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poppedcollar69

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im really surprised teeth won. i never even clicked on the other thread cause i though it would be an obvious hair landslide, with a few teeth dissenters who were motivated by personal health issues

and my teeth aren't perfect, though they're pretty good, mostly healthy and more or less straightish.

but for me hair is hard, and makes a huge difference in how good i look and feel
 
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mr.beers

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I would take feet! Teeth can be replaced and fixed plus I like brushing and flossing. I hate my foot sweat even if they don't smell.
 
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cvxfreak

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I'd take super feet. Living in Tokyo, I do a ton of walking, often in dress shoes, so having healthy feet is vital.
 
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MetroidPrimeRib

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Didnt we just have this thread for hair vs teeth?

Its still Teeth. It will almost always be teeth unless the other choice is "working organs" or "never get cancer" or "never get sick"
 
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echoshifting

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Definitely teeth. I have problems with my feet and they're not fun, but bad breath sucks, fuck the dentist, and fuck tooth pain to the moon forever

Also, the hair thread is referenced in the first sentence of the op
 
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eot

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My teeth aren't perfectly white (because teeth aren't) but other than that I don't have any issues with them. Never had a cavity or had to do any kind of dental procedure.

Tooth issues sound worse tbh. I'll keep what I have.
 
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Decado

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Feet

As someone with bad feet (very narrow with high arch and I'm a big guy) I would benefit from it the most. I'm looking forward to my upcoming trip, but I dread the inevitable sore feet.

Teeth are fine as is.
 
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Ri'Orius

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akira28 said:
lets make this a difficult one for once.

would you rather have the perfect body?

or would you rather have the perfect mind?
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Perfect body implies perfect brain, which in turn implies perfect mind. Unless you're a dualist. You're not a fucking dualist, are you?

Although if I interpret your question as you meant it, yeah, perfect mind obviously.
 
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jblank83

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I have good teeth. I keep 'em clean and have never had a problem. If I want, I can go get teeth whitening/cosmetics.

Super feet sound amazing though. I could run all day, 100 miles if I wanted. Sounds great.
 
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phaonaut

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People dismissing feet have never had gout or other problems. I'd take perfect feet and not worry if I drink a few beers will I be able to put on shoes tomorrow.
 
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Curt Baboon

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akira28 said:
lets make this a difficult one for once.

would you rather have the perfect body?

or would you rather have the perfect mind?
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Only one man dared to choose both, becoming both The Body and The Mind...

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King Mystery

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Two Words said:
Never get tired on your feet (strictly standing and walking)
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If this means you can stay awake indefinitely as long as you're standing/walking, then clearly the super feet are the winner. With the amount of money you can make from exploiting such an ability, you'd just be able to buy the perfect teeth.
 
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ebullientprism

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Garrett Hawke said:
Teeth will win.

I feel like you're going to be hard pressed to find something that wins over teeth tbh.
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I woulda thought so too but in the other thread lots of people on GAF picked having good hair over teeth.

That fucking blew my mind. People will take the chance on actual horrific pain, discomfort and the ability to eat just so they dont have bad hairdays.
 
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Tenck

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I wear Nikes for when I'm expecting to be on my feet for long periods of time. I'll take teeth.


jres80 said:
I have good teeth. I keep 'em clean and have never had a problem. If I want, I can go get teeth whitening/cosmetics.

Super feet sound amazing though. I could run all day, 100 miles if I wanted. Sounds great.
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Super feet, not super knees. Still gotta rest up.
 
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Iksenpets

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Teeth, obviously

I've never had foot problems that bothersome, other than the one time I was like 8 and decided I'd spend an hour walking barefoot on the concrete sidewalk in a Texas summer and burned the soles off of them. And that healed up just fine! Teeth don't heal!
 
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Wilsongt

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For me, my feet. I have eczema and my feet are probably the most stubborn of my problem areas.

I can manage my teeth, but my feet are resistant to everything I throw at them.
 
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bionic77

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No one cares about their feet. This is not even a decision.

If you want to make it hard for GAF make them choose between their teeth and their porn. It has to be two things they value equally for it to be interesting.
 
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