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Would you rather have work-free flawless teeth or super feet?

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Two Words

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It looks like teeth was the clear winner between hair and teeth. It moves forward and has a new challenger.

NOTE: Choosing one option does not mean that you will necessarily experience problems with the other.


Teeth Perks:
Always have perfectly white teeth (not comically fluorescent white)
Always have perfectly straight teeth (not comically fake looking teeth)
Never have any sort of dental issues
Never have any tooth/gum pains
Never have bad breath
Never have to brush teeth or floss

Feet Perks:
Never have sore feet or ankles
Never get tired on your feet (strictly standing and walking)
Never get blisters, bunions or toenail issues
Never have any discomfort or pain issues with any shoes
Never have smelly/sweaty feet
Toenails do not grow beyond desired length
Toes become invulnerable to getting stubbed.

Choose.
 
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Skyzard

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You exaggerated the super-feet part :p

I figured we'd be talking some effortless speed or pace.

Teeth wins for sure.
 
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saelz8

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What in gods name is this?

It's easily teeth. It isn't even a debate. Your teeth having issues can lead to ALL kinds of problems.
 
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akira28

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Mushroomer25

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Garrett Hawke said:
Teeth will win.

I feel like you're going to be hard pressed to find something that wins over teeth tbh.
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Teeth would save me from a lifetime of inconvenience, but I think I'd take a guarantee for healthy eyes over healthy teeth. Assuming there's a one body part limit, of course.
 
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Platy said:
That is some pretty shitty feet superpowers
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Do you not work on your feet? During my 8 years of working on my feet in retail, those feet perks would have been a godsend. I was coming home every day with unbelievably sore feet. It honestly drained a lot of my energy. I can keep my teeth clean. How am I supposed to stop my feet being sore if I have to use them a lot?
 
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Another thread like this? Does OP have bad teeth and he's looking for justification to not fix his mess?
 
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Skyzard

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Two Words said:
Do you not work on your feet? During my 8 years of working on my feet in retail, those feet perks would have been a godsend. I was coming home every day with unbelievably sore feet. It honestly drained a lot of my energy. I can keep my teeth clean. How am I supposed to stop my feet being sore if I have to use them a lot?
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Find a way to give them a rest.
 
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Platy

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If teeth have powers that aren't their exclusivity (bad breath belongs to tongue and the entire mouth) than feet should get some "never getting tired from walking" superpower
 
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Korey

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It's always going to be teeth.

Your teeth nerves are hooked into your brain unlike any other part of your body.
 
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soundscream

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Two Words said:
Do you not work on your feet? During my 8 years of working on my feet in retail, those feet perks would have been a godsend. I was coming home every day with unbelievably sore feet. It honestly drained a lot of my energy. I can keep my teeth clean. How am I supposed to stop my feet being sore if I have to use them a lot?
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Ive worked in retail for 16 years your feet adapt after a year, unless you have other issues, or you're wearing tissue boxes to work.
 
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capitalCORN

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Two Words said:
Do you not work on your feet? During my 8 years of working on my feet in retail, those feet perks would have been a godsend. I was coming home every day with unbelievably sore feet. It honestly drained a lot of my energy. I can keep my teeth clean. How am I supposed to stop my feet being sore if I have to use them a lot?
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I stand on my feet all day at work too. At first, I ended up with sore feet, but soaking your feet in cold water when you get home can do wonders. Now I'm immune though.
 
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soundscream said:
Ive worked in retail for 16 years your feet adapt after a year, unless you have other issues, or you're wearing tissue boxes to work.
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capitalCORN said:
I stand on my feet all day at work too. At first, I ended up with sore feet, but soaking your feet in cold water when you get home can do wonders. Now I'm immune though.
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It wasn't as bad after a while, but sore feet were a constant source of pain for me. There were many plans I cancelled because my feet being sore would make me not want to leave home after work.
 
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Timedog

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Im overweight right now and work on my feet and its still easily feet. Change feet to perfect back and see what people think.
 
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akira28

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lets make this a difficult one for once.

would you rather have the perfect body?

or would you rather have the perfect mind?
 
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Timedog said:
Im overweight right now and work on my feet and its still easily feet. Change feet to perfect back and see what people think.
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The thing is, you can work on having good teeth. You can't work on having feet that don't get sore. Back problems are a lot harder to prevent, so I think abperfect back would be too OP. This is supposed to be a match between a great set of teeth that you can largely work to have if you want it vs a set of feet perks that are good and there's no way to have otherwise.
 
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Sesha

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Teeth, easiest pick ever.

akira28 said:
lets make this a difficult one for once.

would you rather have the perfect body?

or would you rather have the perfect mind?
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Does perfect mind include no mental illness and stuff like body dysmorphia? Because if so, perfect mind. Easy.
 
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Zyphos

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Having to break in a brand new pair of boots... I currently have open sores and blisters alllllllll over the backs of both of my feet. And I still have to wear the boots every damned day, making even walking an agonizing task.

The fact that all that in consideration and I'm STILL about halfway inclined to say teeth says quite a bit about this choice.
 
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soundscream

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Timedog said:
Im overweight right now and work on my feet and its still easily feet. Change feet to perfect back and see what people think.
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Now this is a hard choice. As somone who mabye once every few years has a debilitating back issue, I might go with a perfect back. But even then not everyone has back pain. Teeth will win almost every argument.
 
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Zyphos said:
Having to break in a brand new pair of boots... I currently have open sores and blisters alllllllll over the backs of both of my feet. And I still have to wear the boots every damned day, making even walking an agonizing task.

The fact that all that in consideration and I'm STILL about halfway inclined to say teeth says quite a bit about this choice.
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But why not just brush and floss and take the feet perks? That way you don't have those feet problems and your teeth should stay healthy. This was a built in part that I expected people to weigh in. I feel like a lot of people are taking the attitude that if you choose the feet perks, you will have teeth problems.
 
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DigtialT

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Feet, definitely feet. I always find that at work, since I'm on my feet the entire time, they'll get super sore part way through so getting rid of that problem would be great.
 
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GamerJM

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Super feet

flawless teeth isn't that hard for me if I want it because I have free access to dental care because half of my extended family works in dentistry, and super feet sounds amazing anyways
 
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PreyingShark

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Two Words said:
But why not just brush and floss and take the feet perks? That way you don't have those feet problems and your teeth should stay healthy. This was a built in part that I expected people to weigh in. I feel like a lot of people are taking the attitude that if you choose the feet perks, you will have teeth problems.
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I am 24 and have never had braces.

My teeth are super duper mega fucked up, the complete opposite of "straight".

It's not a matter of brushing and flossing. It's a matter of not having the fucking money.
 
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NimbusD

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I have some pretty gross feet. They're weird shaped which causes issues with toenails growing in and one doesn't have an arc so I sort of shuffle when I walk I've been told. But I think I'd pick teeth first. I would just love white teeth and not have to worry about drinking coffee. Anyone who has to deal w my feet already knows me well enough that they don't care. Teeth would make me just look better to evwryone I meet. Also I hate the fucking dentist.
 
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