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family_guy · Aug 21, 2017

So I go to the restroom at work and the first thing I always do is layer the seat with toilet paper. We don't have the wax paper-like insertions that you can pull from a dispenser. There's no toilet paper in the stall so I move to the next one and sit down. Then I hear someone come in right next to me to take a dump in the stall that had no toilet paper. I'm grossed out because 1) They had to have sat directly on the seat and 2) They have no toilet paper to wipe themselves with. How can people do this?

KHarvey16 · Aug 21, 2017

Way to bury the lede.

CreepingFear · Aug 21, 2017

I sit directly on the seat. I would not use a stall that had no toilet paper.

Princess Carl · Aug 21, 2017

Are your ass cheeks full of open sores or something? What do you think skin is for exactly?

Also maybe he was smart and brought his own, because you can't reason away a paperless shit, that's a step too far.

hydrophilic attack · Aug 21, 2017

CreepingFear said:
I sit directly on the seat. I would not use a stall that had no toilet paper.

/thread

TAJ · Aug 21, 2017

I think I covered the seat one time in my life, in a wooden outhouse, when I was a kid.

JeffGrubb · Aug 21, 2017

I do sometimes. I want to build up my butt tolerance.

But I'm much more worried about people who don't adequately wipe. I can't stand the thought of a dude walking around with shit smearing between his cheeks. Get over your sphincter issues and clean your ass.

MIMIC · Aug 21, 2017

If it's super clean, I'll sit directly on it. If it's a sketchy bathroom, I'll layer it.

Erekiddo · Aug 21, 2017

I used to use toilet seat covers until I saw this addressed on a Penn & Teller: Bullshit! episode.

There's no virus on the seat that's going to kill you, especially if you don't have open sores.

That being said, I stopped using them at work, but I'll still use them in gas stations and other sketchy seats.

McHuj · Aug 21, 2017

Toilet seat is probably way cleaner than that handle on the stall door.

BlueTsunami · Aug 21, 2017

Wipe it down and sit on it. Everything's gonna be ok.

Santiako · Aug 21, 2017

Yeah, I wipe the seat a bit with tp and then sit directly on it. What's the big deal?

B-Dubs · Aug 21, 2017

You buried the lede there OP, dude took a dump and didn't wipe after is way bigger news that someone sitting on a toilet seat.

Shake Appeal · Aug 21, 2017

McHuj said:
Toilet seat is probably way cleaner than that handle on the stall door.

Or the faucet. Or the hand dryer.

His Majesty · Aug 21, 2017

I always screw off the toilet seat first and replace it with my own portable seat.

Grizzlyjin · Aug 21, 2017

Bravery comes in many forms.

Earthbound64 · Aug 21, 2017

family_guy said:
So I go to the restroom at work and the first thing I always do is layer the seat with toilet paper.

Hopefully you clean it all up afterwards...

family_guy said:
There's no toilet paper in the stall so I move to the next one and sit down. Then I hear someone come in right next to me to take a dump in the stall that had no toilet paper. I'm grossed out because [...] They have no toilet paper to wipe themselves with. How can people do this?

Wut?...

LakeEarth · Aug 21, 2017

Just sit your ass on the seat, unless there's piss a pube on it or something, then wipe it off. What's the big deal?

Solo · Aug 21, 2017

Life's too short to worry about sitting on a public toilet. Unless there's visible piss/poop/semen on the seat, you're goddamned right I'm plopping down on it and plopping.

norm9 · Aug 21, 2017

I don't use those wax paper things; always feels like I'm going to shit on it accidentally and then have half of it will still be sticking outta the back of my pants.

Huge Succeeded · Aug 21, 2017

carry a bag
keep anti bacterial wipes in it
also pocket tissues

if you've got some wipes you can just wipe down your seat, take a nice shit, and wash your hands afterwards.

____ · Aug 21, 2017

I sit directly on the seat, granted it's not wet with piss.

If it's wet, I dry it off with paper, then sit directly on it.

Luckily, most people's anii are directly over the water and not touching the actual ceramic/plastic part of the seat.

If there is no paper to wipe, that's a different story.

……forgetit · Aug 21, 2017

Bigger story is the guy walking around with a shit caked butthole for the rest of the day.

FalsettoVibe · Aug 21, 2017

Princess Carl said:
Are your ass cheeks full of open sores or something? What do you think skin is for exactly?

Also maybe he was smart and brought his own.

So you have absolutely no problem with with sitting on someone else fecal matter/urine/blood/semen/ god knows what else?

I wipe or use the seat covers

RangerX · Aug 21, 2017

I sit directly on the seat. What's wrong with that? There is fuck all diseases you can catch from a toilet seat.

ahoyhoy · Aug 21, 2017

I usually just put two strips of tp down along the sides.

Dual benefit of making the seat feel slightly more comfortable and letting me know if there are any secret urine splashes I might not have seen before I sit.

veryslowhand · Aug 21, 2017

If it looks clean it's good enough.

CitizenVectron · Aug 21, 2017

Even if there is urine on the seat, you can just wipe it away with a few sheets until it is dry. I mean, it's sterile and you have skin. As long as you aren't getting the actual liquid urine on you, you aren't doing anything.

TwoDurans · Aug 21, 2017

There was an asap science that states that it's literally impossible to get anything from a toilet seat, and if there was something on there that you might catch a paper liner wouldn't do anything to prevent it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFrbmYpvC4I
Bare ass it, OP. Bare ass it.

LOLDSFAN · Aug 21, 2017

Toilet paper isn't going to protect you from whatever you're scared of.

woopWOOP · Aug 21, 2017

Always check for paper before you shit in a public toilet

also don't waste toilet paper by sitting on it

Morat · Aug 21, 2017

CreepingFear said:
I sit directly on the seat. I would not use a stall that had no toilet paper.

And we are done.

One Eyed Willy · Aug 21, 2017

I've seen enough piss laden seats in my day to know NEVER trust a seat ... never. I layer that mother fucker like my life depended on it and even then.. squeeze, unload, wipe and eject. Ain't nobody got time to sit on another mans piss.

norm9 · Aug 21, 2017

Dizastah said:
So you have absolutely no problem with with sitting on someone else fecal matter/urine/blood/semen/ god knows what else?

I mean, you're probably already eating someone's fecal/urine/blood/??? at some point during the day.

TAJ · Aug 21, 2017

Dizastah said:
So you have absolutely no problem with with sitting on someone else fecal matter/urine/blood/semen/ god knows what else?

That stuff is all over. I suggest that you never buy a blacklight.

DeviantBoi · Aug 21, 2017

I'm sitting because I really, really, really need to go.

Otherwise, I'm waiting till I get home.

Daedardus · Aug 21, 2017

I just don't use the restroom if it is filthy. But if it's clean, why bother? Just wash your hands afterwards.

Kthulhu · Aug 21, 2017

Everyone sits down on public seats.

Spork4000 said:
Bigger story is the guy walking around with a shit caked butthole for the rest of the day.

This.

Orbis Tabula · Aug 21, 2017

I've got skin, so I usually just sit in a seat, yeah. You think you're gonna catch some butt virus or something?

CrocMother · Aug 21, 2017

I'm too lazy to be concerned with benign germs on my butt cheeks. It doesn't effect you at all, it's all in your mind.

Maybe give it a wipe then sit.

old · Aug 21, 2017

There's 1,000,001 things that will kill me before a toilet seat does.

KHarvey16 · Aug 21, 2017

This is a good indicator of who most easily allows irrational impulses to overpower a fact based understanding of the world around them.

MonkeyMan29 · Aug 21, 2017

His Majesty said:
I always screw off the toilet seat first and replace it with my own portable seat.

This got me. Sooo good.

LosDaddie · Aug 21, 2017

MIMIC said:
If it's super clean, I'll sit directly on it. If it's a sketchy bathroom, I'll layer it.

Same.

If I have to shit while out in public, then I really have to shit. My stomach must be tore up.

I'm just going to plop my ass down and take a good shit.

Legend of Aims · Aug 21, 2017

Always layer, always check for tissue. Hold unless there is no other choice.

kowhai · Aug 21, 2017

If that worries you, never ever go on the London Underground.

geomon · Aug 21, 2017

As long as there's not visible pools of piss and smears of shit on it, I'll sit on the seat. If God wanted me to hover, I would've been born with a jet engine in my ass.

bunbun777 · Aug 21, 2017

I am not a germophobe in the least but hell no am I going to put this ass in contact with foreign doodoo remnants or who knows what else.
Someone post that self cleaning toilet seat gif pretty please.

family_guy · Aug 21, 2017

Princess Carl said:
Are your ass cheeks full of open sores or something? What do you think skin is for exactly?

Have you ever wiped a toilet seat that looked clean? Next time take a wet wipe or something and see the dirty residue that comes off. No thanks.

FalsettoVibe · Aug 21, 2017

TAJ said:
That stuff is all over. I suggest that you never buy a blacklight.

Yeah I get that but at least we have the power to minimize the amount we come in contact with.

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