-
Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.
I blocked 2 out of 3 toilets at work today......
- Thread starter TheVampire
- Start date
- Status
I think I'm going to be sick.
demosthenes
Member
How do people not shit for a few days.
Forsaken82
Member
He needs to have a toilet for the 4th shit though.
One Eyed Willy
Member
I do this literally every month. All I do is lay pringles cans
I shit like 2 times a week, maybe 3. Been this way my entire life. Talked to a Dr and they said this is actually normal for many people. Sorry my body isn't like yours
I shit like 2 times a week, maybe 3. Been this way my entire life. Talked to a Dr and they said this is actually normal for many people. Sorry my body isn't like yours
old manatee
Banned
Damnit I thought we were getting an update.
InsaneTiger
Member
I took a massive, awful, pure destruction load one morning, washed my hands and went about my day. Came back in the afternoon to find a OUT OF ORDER sign on the stall.
Mission Accomplished
Mission Accomplished
Earthbound64
Banned
OP's toilet has been blocked for 4 years.
SenjutsuSage
Banned
I'm dying everytime I read the OP and read "so I got the hell outta there." LOL
Earthbound64
Banned
Muffin1611
Banned
Why.
Earthbound64
Banned
Shit happens.
Fourth Storm
Member
Just read through the OP while dropping some grease-induced nuclear blasts on the pot. Fucking lol. I would have flushed upwards of 10 times in your situation. In fact, at my job, the auto flush triggers at the slightest move of my ass, so it flushes with literally every wipe.
"Hey GAF, I accidentally flushed my massive dong down the toilet and now I'm stuck here. What do?"
Think about baseball?
TimeEffect
Member
Proof that bidets are the superior toileting method.
Muffin1611
Banned
Obvious. Look at some porn to get their dong erect and crush the toilet.
TheVampire
Banned
Wow old thread!
In the end I lost my job working there btw.
In the end I lost my job working there btw.
This is actually how you achieve dong bankai btw
Earthbound64
Banned
Because of clogging toilets?
chrisPjelly
Member
"Congrats on the toilet sex OP!"
BLOODED_hands
Member
In the words of the great Frank Reynolds: Because poop is funny!
MaximumSpider
Banned
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Muffin1611
Banned
That's pretty shitty.
...Eh? Right guys?
After googling I'm 50% sure you're making some kind of Bleach reference and 50% sure that I don't have a clue what you mean
OP needs this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5qMbk5mL24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5qMbk5mL24
What if he lost it a year later for killing a man
Because of the shits or nah?
Regret Truth
Member
Jason's Ultimatum
Member
Holy shit I feel old.
Escape Goat
Member
Y'all need to find Jesus. And a doctor.
After he shagged 3 different people within 5 hours of course.
"One time I merely dabbed the corner of my mouth with a Taco Bell napkin and my organs and four hundred pounds of liquid feces cascaded from my burning ringpiece like a billion starlings exploding from the mouth of hell itself." - GafMan, 2013
NoblesseOblige
Banned
Sometimes you just got to roll up your sleeves and deal with the crap life throws at you OP. Plunger or no plunger.
Robot Pants
Member
HAHAHAHA 10/10
- Status