Extra Sauce
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OP is your roommate an android named David?
Do you get the same results when you ejaculate?
Can people stop making disgusting medical problem threads
You found the other way to get a Yeerk out of your body
This is peak "why are you asking GAF"
Your dick fucking shoots bugs, go see a goddamn doctor
I want to die.
But parasites do...Oh come on. Insects don't live in dicks.
I don't know what I expected.
Nope, not falling for it this time GAF.
they would've been left in a heap on the floor, possibly passed out from the pain.
OP, mail that insect to me and I'll be able to analyze it to see if it came from you. Don't forget to include some of that pee for me towash it downconduct concurrent analysis.
Also wouldn't mind some poo for dessert.
Bed bugs get pretty big, you'd notice one in your urethra.
Flying spider?Gotta be honest
This is pretty horrendous
I thought I had it bad when I cracked open my toothpaste one night and a spider flew into the sink
I didn't use the toothpaste
This is why you use condoms people.
Be safe and be penis insect free!
Agreed. Wtf.Can people stop making disgusting medical problem threads
This is one of the more disgusting things I've seen in awhile. Why can't I stop watching. It's like walking this fine line between throwing up and fascination
A trypophobia trigger if that stuff bothers you. Imagine a foot pockmarked with holes with insect eggs/larvae in them. Now imagine someone scraping and cutting dead skin to peel out said eggs/larvae.What the fuck is it? I'm afraid to click the link.
OP, mail that insect to me and I'll be able to analyze it to see if it came from you. Don't forget to include some of that pee for me towash it downconduct concurrent analysis.
Also wouldn't mind some poo for dessert.
OP, mail that insect to me and I'll be able to analyze it to see if it came from you. Don't forget to include some of that pee for me towash it downconduct concurrent analysis.
Also wouldn't mind some poo for dessert.
I hate you for this.
A trypophobia trigger if that stuff bothers you. Imagine a foot pockmarked with holes with insect eggs/larvae in them. Now imagine someone scraping and cutting dead skin to peel out said eggs/larvae.
But now, I'm just thinking about what's for breakfast.
Aliens: Porn Parody
Only if there are bugs in them
ROFL.maybe you shot it out of the air
This, come on people.Let's be real, if the OP legit pissed a bug out there'd be no speculation about it considering how just passing a kidney stone the size of a grain a sand can be can be excruciating, they would've been left in a heap on the floor, possibly passed out from the pain.
Living up to your username.Only if there are