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lopaz · Apr 22, 2008

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSL2290323220080422

Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

Count Dookkake · Apr 22, 2008

What a bunch of dicks.

Sniper McBlaze · Apr 22, 2008

Haha. Hellz yeah. I want a small penis instead of my giant log so I can blame my size on the penis shrinking wizards.

ZealousD · Apr 22, 2008

Hopefully the investigations don't go on for too long.

You know, get it done like wham, bam, thank you ma'am.

Roi · Apr 22, 2008

Sniper McBlaze said:
Haha. Hellz yeah. I want a small penis instead of my giant log so I can blame my size on the penis shrinking wizards.

AKingNamedPaul · Apr 22, 2008

Sniper McBlaze said:
Haha. Hellz yeah. I want a small penis instead of my giant log so I can blame my size on the penis shrinking wizards.

I bet Evgeni Malkin Would appreciate it as well.

ILOVEASIANS · Apr 22, 2008

"Oh sure. Blame the wizards!"

The Grand Lucifarius · Apr 22, 2008

Roi said:

-OGz-GLUTEUS_MAXIMUS · Apr 22, 2008

Thread comes up short.

jts · Apr 22, 2008

I didn't know there was such a trick, but i guess that explains a lot!

Is there any way to reverse it?

Guys?

Ford Prefect · Apr 22, 2008

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"IT WAS A WIZARD"

Nino · Apr 22, 2008

The Grand Lucifarius said:

Ferrio · Apr 22, 2008

These D&D 4th edition changes are getting outta hand.

Crushed · Apr 22, 2008

A wizard did it.

DOBERMAN INC · Apr 22, 2008

That's what i should have said!

lastendconductor · Apr 22, 2008

How long till "enlarge your penis with black magic" spam?

JSnake · Apr 22, 2008

-OGz-GLUTEUS_MAXIMUS said:
Thread comes up short.

Did no one else get this? :lol :lol :lol

castle007 · Apr 22, 2008

JSnake said:
Did no one else get this? :lol :lol :lol

I didn't get it until you quoted it

:lol

fatigues_gasolini · Apr 22, 2008

Better:

Tobor · Apr 22, 2008

Ford Prefect said:
"IT WAS A WIZARD"

haha perfect.

Dr_Cogent · Apr 22, 2008

So if you accidentally lose your load early with the ladies, just blame it on a rouge wizard. Works every time.

Teknoman · Apr 22, 2008

ILOVEASIANS said:
"Oh sure. Blame the wizards!"

Moon sapphires ftw.

Scribble · Apr 22, 2008

I feel like writing a story about this. Thanks for the inspiration =)

Dan · Apr 22, 2008

Dr_Cogent said:
So if you accidentally lose your load early with the ladies, just blame it on a rouge wizard. Works every time.

I really don't think you should be telling the ladies that you've been with a rouge wizard.

Walshicus · Apr 22, 2008

Dr_Cogent said:
So if you accidentally lose your load early with the ladies, just blame it on a rouge wizard. Works every time.

I didn't know Red Mages had that spell.

RiskyChris · Apr 22, 2008

Sir Fragula said:
I didn't know Red Mages had that spell.

Red Mages can learn the spells of other wizards sometimes.

Timedog · Apr 22, 2008

(neutral) Timedog
I want an african witch doctor to put a spell on my balls to make them explode into a fireworks show.
(Today, 03:00 PM)

evil solrac v3.0 · Apr 22, 2008

Timedog said:
(neutral) Timedog
I want an african witch doctor to put a spell on my balls to make them explode into a fireworks show.
(Today, 03:00 PM)

it was you wasn't it?

Nolan. · Apr 22, 2008

Woman:''Is that it?''
Man: ''Errr honey you should have seen it before it was huuuuge... but a wizard shrunk it ''

I like it!.

MrPing1000 · Apr 22, 2008

peins peins peins peins

RiskyChris · Apr 22, 2008

Timedog said:
(neutral) Timedog
I want an african witch doctor to put a spell on my balls to make them explode into a fireworks show.
(Today, 03:00 PM)

Don't you mean asdf?

ಠ_ಠ

Timedog · Apr 22, 2008

RiskyChris said:
Don't you mean asdf?

ಠ_ಠ

TAKE THE BLUE PILL.

RiskyChris · Apr 22, 2008

Timedog said:
TAKE THE BLUE PILL.

lopaz · Apr 22, 2008

Scribble said:
I feel like writing a story about this. Thanks for the inspiration =)

you're welcome darling

tri_willy · Apr 23, 2008

now those "screwed up dicks" are probably dangling around loosely like a wizards sleeve

Link Man · Apr 23, 2008

What is it with GAF and small penises today?

ILOVEASIANS · Apr 23, 2008

Teknoman said:
Moon sapphires ftw.

Haha, glad someone caught that.

~Devil Trigger~ · Apr 23, 2008

but size doe'nt matter

Ryu1999 · Apr 23, 2008

LinkAMN said:
What is it with GAF and small penises today?

Well there are a lot of us asians on this forum

Dark Octave · Apr 23, 2008

Ryu1999 said:
Well there are a lot of us asians on this forum

Wow!!

:lol ...Wow. That's just...wow.

Pai Pai Master · Apr 23, 2008

This is the #1 most popular headline on Reuters. Above even the primary articles.

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