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PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
Below follows a conversation between a simple man, and his God.
Dear Lord and saviour oh so gracious. How are you today? I'm good. I'm good. We, your faithful servants have been good. But may I ask one thing of you Lord? If I may be so bold, you in your graciousness have seen it fit as of late to bestow upon us the thirteenth of thy Final Fantasy games. And, oh good Lord, it was good. But some of the people, my Lord, they do ask, they do ponder what had happened to the good dungeons of your workings.
What is that, my Lord? You have an answer?
*insert jyan jigga jyan music here*
Yes, my child. And while my good hand has not had its graceful touch upon this product, you should still find it to please you.
Sekaijuu Meikyuu 3: Hoshiumi no Raihousha, which roughly translates to "Oh dear god: We're doing this again" is the third in series you know and love for making you wonder if 100 times through the first floor is really enough before proceeding onto the second.
Oh, thank you, good Lord. And, may I be so bold as to ask the date of release of such a game?
Not at all, my child.
Nintendo DS (Japan) - 4/1/2010
Nintendo DS (Not-Japan) - Unknown to me.
Playstation 3 - Never
And Lord, what of the story?
Go through dungeons again and again, make maps, destroy foul beast that roam in glowing orange balls. And do it well.
Thank you, my Lord. And what says the Holy Parchments?
So sayeth Famitsu, taker of my yennies: "9/9/8/9"
So sayeth Penis Lords Weekly, knower of all: "Buy this game, heathens. / 10"
Thank you, Lord, thank you. And again to be so daringly bold, the word of the good people of the land?
Of course. Of course, my child. Hereinnith follows the GAF Quotes.
Thank you, Lord, thank you oh so much. Now, may we have some pictures and maybe a little bit of stuff stolen from Wikipedia saying what is new in the game?
You're losing it, aren't you rk?
Only a little. Make haste with the copy/paste, eh sir?
Right, right.
Official Site
New classes!
Warrior - Strong in battle yet weak in battle! (attack/defense)
Zodiac - Power from the stars!
Beastking - Control monsters!
Farmer - Navigate the sea with your friendly Farmer! (What?)
And the newest thing?
It takes place at SEA, MOTHERFUCKER! SEA!
So who hasn't even finished EO1 and yet is going to pick this up?
I can't actually find any concept art, so please, help a Caucasian out.
Dear Lord and saviour oh so gracious. How are you today? I'm good. I'm good. We, your faithful servants have been good. But may I ask one thing of you Lord? If I may be so bold, you in your graciousness have seen it fit as of late to bestow upon us the thirteenth of thy Final Fantasy games. And, oh good Lord, it was good. But some of the people, my Lord, they do ask, they do ponder what had happened to the good dungeons of your workings.
What is that, my Lord? You have an answer?
*insert jyan jigga jyan music here*
Yes, my child. And while my good hand has not had its graceful touch upon this product, you should still find it to please you.
Sekaijuu Meikyuu 3: Hoshiumi no Raihousha, which roughly translates to "Oh dear god: We're doing this again" is the third in series you know and love for making you wonder if 100 times through the first floor is really enough before proceeding onto the second.
Oh, thank you, good Lord. And, may I be so bold as to ask the date of release of such a game?
Not at all, my child.
Nintendo DS (Japan) - 4/1/2010
Nintendo DS (Not-Japan) - Unknown to me.
Playstation 3 - Never
And Lord, what of the story?
Go through dungeons again and again, make maps, destroy foul beast that roam in glowing orange balls. And do it well.
Thank you, my Lord. And what says the Holy Parchments?
So sayeth Famitsu, taker of my yennies: "9/9/8/9"
So sayeth Penis Lords Weekly, knower of all: "Buy this game, heathens. / 10"
Thank you, Lord, thank you. And again to be so daringly bold, the word of the good people of the land?
Of course. Of course, my child. Hereinnith follows the GAF Quotes.
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Thank you, Lord, thank you oh so much. Now, may we have some pictures and maybe a little bit of stuff stolen from Wikipedia saying what is new in the game?
You're losing it, aren't you rk?
Only a little. Make haste with the copy/paste, eh sir?
Right, right.
neo2046 said:
Official Site
New classes!
Warrior - Strong in battle yet weak in battle! (attack/defense)
Zodiac - Power from the stars!
Beastking - Control monsters!
Farmer - Navigate the sea with your friendly Farmer! (What?)
And the newest thing?
It takes place at SEA, MOTHERFUCKER! SEA!
So who hasn't even finished EO1 and yet is going to pick this up?
I can't actually find any concept art, so please, help a Caucasian out.
