Fucking GAF, I wasn't aware I had to be on my A game today. Let me be articulate.
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It was a fair morning, I greeted the day as I always have. Woke up, took a shower, made breakfast and than read the newspaper. All of this was my daily routine, except it was one of my rare days off from work. At around 10:30am I get a phone call from my mother stating that she needs to give one of here friends a ride, and that this would be a fair distance. She asked me if I could watch her apartment for her. I sighed but agreed. I get dressed and drive over to her place. I arrive around 11:45am, too my dismay she had already departed for her destination. I was a bit miffed, for I forgot to bring my wallet and she only has food meant for the carnivorous. I digress though, onto the point. I sit on the couch and begin to watch Porky's on Comcast Ondemand.
Seeing as I have nothing to do and the film of choice has been seen far too many times my meager mind can count up to. I have a sudden urge to go on Neogaf and read up on current events and video game discussions. I surf for about an hour, everything is going fine until I heard the door outside slam. I hear two men ascend up a flight of stairs like a bunch of lunatics, five minutes pass and I begin to hear faint moans. I am left slackjawed. Could my feeble mind be playing tricks on me? Surly no one could be having sex so loudly as not to be concerned by the lower parties comfort zone. As they begin to get louder I say to myself, my goodness. How repulsive to make all of this vile sound and not care what others around you might think.
Than as I go on to monologue to myself, the moaning stops, the war is over. It was a short battle filled with lust and many holes being ravaged, but the beast has finally been calmed. I was shocked by the nature of what they call sex, for sex cannot be such a miniscule affair. It's filled with passion and love, and lots of foreplay. Alas, I do not understand the world that many come from. Puzzled by the event I post a topic on neogaf, much to the elation of many. For jokes were told, and grammar has come into consideration. Such a journey that awaited me, with just a few keystrokes.
