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Siberia home to yeti, bigfoot enthusiasts insist

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Kabouter

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The vast Siberian tundra holds untold mysteries, from once-secret nuclear installations to alleged UFO crash sites.

Now, a team of scientists insist they are "95%" sure that Russia's wintry expanse is home to the mythical yeti, otherwise known as the abominable snowman.

More than a dozen scientists and yeti enthusiasts flew in from Canada, Estonia, Sweden and the US to exchange findings with their Russian counterparts at a day-long conference in the town of Tashtagol, some 2,000 miles east of Moscow in the Kemerovo region. Locals there have reported an increase in sightings of a creature in recent years.

A subsequent two-day expedition to the region's Azassky cave and Karatag peak over the weekend "collected irrefutable evidence" of the yeti's existence there, the Kemerovo government said in a statement. "In one of the detected tracks, Russian scientist Anatoly Fokin noted several hairs that might belong to the yeti," it added. Scientists also found footprints, a presumed bed and various other markers.

"Conference participants came to the conclusion that the artefacts found give 95% evidence of the habitation of the 'snow man' on Kemerovo region territory," the statement said.

"I know they exist - I see them every day," conference participant, Robin Lynn, said by telephone from Kemerovo. She insists she has a family of 10 yeti-like creatures living on her land in the US state of Michigan.

Evidence of yeti life has allegedly been found in the Himalayas and North America – where the creature is know as sasquatch, or bigfoot. John Binderangel, a Canadian wildlife biologist who has been studying the yeti for 30 years, said the Siberian expedition offered further proof of the beast's existence.

"We were shown some twisted willow branches that are referred to as markers - they were convincing evidence of this hominoid," he said. "There were also some tracks, but we're not quite sure what to make of them."

Conference participants called for the launch of a campaign to "work out a more serious relationship [to the yeti] in society and mass media", the Kemerovo government said. They also proposed opening a university research centre.

The Kemerovo government has hosted a number of stunts aimed at boosting the region's reputation as a yeti centre. Last month, it welcomed former heavyweight boxing champion Nikolai Valuev, as the 7ft "beast from the east" went on his own search for the creature. He reportedly failed.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2011/oct/10/siberia-home-to-yeti-bigfoot

One way to boost tourism I suppose.
 
Remember, it's up to us. Bigfoot is a crucial part of the ecosystem, if he exists. So let's all help keep Bigfoot possibly alive for future generations to enjoy unless he doesn't exist. The end.
 

DeSo

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genericsuperhero said:
Remember, it's up to us. Bigfoot is a crucial part of the ecosystem, if he exists. So let's all help keep Bigfoot possibly alive for future generations to enjoy unless he doesn't exist. The end.
LOL First thing I thought of.
 

Darklord

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So we can discover a new bird or insect hidden in the remotest areas an the Indonesian forest yet we can't find one actual 7-8 foot tall gorilla like creature? I doubt it. I'd like to see one but NEVER finding one, not even a single real picture? Nah, it's not real.
 
Darklord said:
So we can discover a new bird or insect hidden in the remotest areas an the Indonesian forest yet we can't find one actual 7-8 foot tall gorilla like creature? I doubt it. I'd like to see one but NEVER finding one, not even a single real picture? Nah, it's not real.
Along with UFO evidence, I find it amazing that massive improvements in picture and video technology have not led to any improvements in pictures and videos people take of ol' BF.

...there has to exist BFF shirts right? Big Foot Forever?
 

Cptkrush

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Darklord said:
So we can discover a new bird or insect hidden in the remotest areas an the Indonesian forest yet we can't find one actual 7-8 foot tall gorilla like creature? I doubt it. I'd like to see one but NEVER finding one, not even a single real picture? Nah, it's not real.
they thought the okapi was extinct for years, then they just happened to stumble on a herd out of nowhere. So, you never know.

I would assume such a creature wouldn't be the social type, and non social animals are the hardest to find because they aren't in big groups. Good luck to these people, but I doubt they'll find anything more than some tracks and hairs.
 

Boss Doggie

all my loli wolf companions are so moe
I think people know they exist, but really pretend hard it is for the sake of thrill.

Kinda like wrestling.

genericsuperhero said:
Remember, it's up to us. Bigfoot is a crucial part of the ecosystem, if he exists. So let's all help keep Bigfoot possibly alive for future generations to enjoy unless he doesn't exist. The end.

HEY LOOK THERE'S BIGFOOT!
 

raphier

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"I know they exist - I see them every day," conference participant, Robin Lynn, said by telephone from Kemerovo. She insists she has a family of 10 yeti-like creatures living on her land in the US state of Michigan.
:lol Tongue in cheek right there, gentlemen.
 

Rapstah

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"Conference participants came to the conclusion that the artefacts found give 95% evidence of the habitation of the 'snow man' on Kemerovo region territory," the statement said.
95% evidence? What the hell does that mean? Roll a D20, if it's a one the Yeti certainly doesn't live there and otherwise it absolutely totally does?
 

Cptkrush

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Rapstah said:
95% evidence? What the hell does that mean? Roll a D20, if it's a one the Yeti certainly doesn't live there and otherwise it absolutely totally does?
I think it means they are 95% sure that their broken stick and trace hairs point to siberia.
 
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