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I'm about to sleep with Harley Quinn

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Kraftwerk

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Yes, this is a brag thread and I am very drunk.

Went to a party with a friend earlier and left at 1:30 am. Subway wad closed so I started waking around town. Stopped to have a smoke and a minute later this girl walks up to me, wearing a Harley Quinn outfit and asks for a cigarette. We started talking and to cut it short I'm in a cab right now going to her place.

I will probably never sleep with a hot villain ever again, so might as well show off. Take this story however you will.

If this thread isn't locked I will report back as to rate the experience and if the Joker shows up for a threesome.

Godspeed GAF.
 
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polyh3dron

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hope she didn't see you posting this or you're fucked, and not literally

and on that note, congrats on the potential sex.
 
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Noshino

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Kraftwerk said:
Yes, this is a brag thread and I am very drunk.

Went to a party with a friend earlier and left at 1:30 am. Subway wad closed so I started waking around town. Stopped to have a smoke and a minute later this girl walks up to me, wearing a Harley Quinn outfit and asks for a cigarette. We started talking and to cut it short I'm in a cab right now going to her place.

I will probably never sleep with a hot villain ever again, so might as well show off. Take this story however you will.

If this thread isn't locked I will report back as to rate the experience and if the Joker shows up for a threesome.

Godspeed GAF.
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I would be worried about waking up first...
 
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The Everyman
you know what makes for a good brag thread? admitting its a brag thread. god speed my man! updates the whole way!

*grabs popcorn*
 
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XANDER CAGE

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Hazmat

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You typed this shit in the cab instead of fingering/making out with her. Either this shit is fake or you suck at this.
 
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reKon

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Reading drunk threads while being drunk is fun. Hope most of you have had a good night (thank god for auto correct)
 
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Messofanego

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K2Valor said:
I love how you pull out your phone and post on GAF
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I have no idea how people write up whole threads on their phone, that's a lot of dedication. That Johnny Cage Taking a Shower dude is something else.

OP, you next post should be when you've done the deed. Or have been shot by Mister J and bleeding out.

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JBourne

maybe tomorrow it rains
So a random girl dressed up as a psychotic killer walks up to you on the street asking for a cigarette and now you're going back to her place, alone and inebriated?

Good luck.
 
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FZZ

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Remember foreplay is key, too many times have people on GAF left a woman unsatisfied. Too many. I'm looking at you Mr. Swag.
 
BadAss2961

BadAss2961

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That's great and all, but thread is useless without pics... The fact that she's dressed as Harley Quinn should make it pretty easy to take pics without it even being weird.
 
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akira28

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If he's in a cab he should be canoodling her and getting frisky if not outright making out. It's not every day you get approached by a villainess.

Damn you. Put down the phone and put your nose on her neck.
 
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