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Had sex last night

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Yesterday was the big day. This was a huge moment in my life and I want to share because this is the only forum I post at and well I just want to share. Everything you're about to read is true to the last detail, I'm not a troll poster. If anything I am too honest and give out too much pathetic info about myself. ANYWAY! So I had a class in the 1st Summer semester and made friends with a girl who was my lab partner. This has nothing to do with that other girl from when I made a thread a long time ago if anyone remember.

She's 22, like 5'3", "thick" as they say but not fake thick where girls just say that they're thick to cover up them being really overweight. She has brown hair, pretty big boobs and a pretty good ass but not a big bubblebutt or anything. If someone were to post a thread about let's say for example a teacher having sex with a student and her pic was the teacher most of the thread would probably do the South Park niiiiice response, about a 7 or 8 out of 10 but I feel stupid using a scale like that because it's demeaning. I'm almost 30 about 6 foot, i dunno my exact weight probably like 190. I've got a belly, some chub in my face, pretty good arms and chest just, a little chub in my chest, kinda skinny legs, top part of my bod is better. I'm overweight but not obese. I've always thought i've had a pretty good face which is why I've never given up hope of dating "hot" chicks. There just some chub in it because i'm overweight and makes it look more plump than it should be. I'd post my pic but i've said too much stupid shit here especially at wrasslegaf.

Random paragraph break. So we kept in touch after class via text. She would even send me a 'hey, what's up' out of the blue, not part of a conversation. With the cerebral assassin that i am, that got me thinking that something was afoot so I began testing her with silly sexual innuendos and jokes. She laughed and seemed to like it. Then a couple weeks ago she initiated the sexual innendo which was a big thing. THat's when i asked her out basically, if she wanted to hang out. She said yes and so i told her i couldnt last weekend but this weekend i could. I wasn't busy last weekend of course, i was just a bit scared because it was just a few days away. So anyway, our texts starting getting more and more sexual as the days went by. From asking questions about what we each like (I pretended i wasn't a virgin obviously) to full-blown "sexting" by the end, a lot of it was pretty raunchy like hardcore stuff. She would use words like slamming and pounding and so forth, very erotic. Every time i'd mention my "rock hard cock" in a sentence she seemed to really respond to it because she would mention it in her responses after and it would get more and more erotic.

So we did that for a while and finally i set a date (last night). We went out for dinner and had a fun time, I was able to hold a conversation and make her laugh and not be too self-deprecating which i always had a problem with in the past. Well, it worked and we went to a bar after had drinks. She is a college student, 22 years old and lives in a dorm. So when we went back there to the parking lot and started kissing near the entrance. I said well I had a great night and can't wait to see you again (I originally picked her up at her dorm). She looked at me like i was nuts and said don't you want to come inside. I didn't expect that because I'm bad at catching signals. Obviously I said yes and we went upstairs. She had a roommate but she wasn't there.

Ok this is becoming way too long so I'm going to try to cut to the chase. She put on some music and dimmed the lights and we started kissing while standing up, I moved my hand down to her ass and she didn't care or try to move it back up. It got more passionate and i laid down on the bed. We started groping each other and i pulled off her shirt so it was just her bra. I kissed her stomach and bra and then unbutton her pants and she didn't care. THIS was the night. I took her pants off and took my shirt off. I still had my pants on because i'm a dork. I moved her body pretty forcefully so her legs were extended from the side of the bed, like they weren't on my shoulders yet but were around there. I started kissing and licking her inner thighs near her hoo-ha. Girl skin is so soft, it's unbelievable. I looked up and told her how soft it is and asked her about it like if she used special lotion or something, she laughed and i'm so cute. I eventually started sliding her panties down, it was a thong. First time seeing a vagina that up close. She was clean-shaven. I started kissing it and licking it and doing both to the top part, then i put my index finger inside her and slowly fingered her. Then that went on for a min then I put my middle finger inside her too and i went faster with the fingering. During this whole time i'm still kissing, licking, sucking. All of this was basically what she described to me in the sexts. It was really wet in there and pretty tight, kind of like the inside of your mouth but way more wet and slippery and more tighter than your mouth cheeks which are more elastic. Anyway, she responded well to all this, was making moans. I didn't know if they were fake and really didn't care.

Eventually i stopped and got up and laid down on the bed the same way she did, like on the side. She went down to the ground, unbuttoned my jeans and pulled em down. I wasn't fully hard yet, which was pretty surprising to me. I had trimmed everything down there earlier in the day. She started stroking it and then eventually put it in her mouth and started to blow me. I couldn't really get hard. I was laying on the bed looking at the ceiling kind of, then i got up half way and started looking at her sucking my cock and that's when i got really hard. She went all the way down to the bottom of the shaft, played with the head a lot. It felt pretty good, wasn't some magical shit or anything. It just felt like somebody's mouth was on my penis sucking it up and down, it wasn't a mind-blowing experience but it felt 'pretty good'. I could tell she was good at it with the stuff she did so that couldn't have been in it.

Eventually I pulled her arms towards me to signal her to stop. I was naked, she had just her bra still on. I laid down on the bed and she straddled me. She leaned over and we started kissing then i rand my hands all over her back and ass which she seemed to really like, said i had really soft hands. That was surprising because i always thought they were dry and never use moisturizer. I took her bra off, i just slid the two straps down and she unbuckled it thank god. At this point we're really making out and i have my hands all over her. I push her back a bit and hold my dick in my hand and look at her and she looks at me and lifted one of her legs up a little, my hand was still on my dick just making sure it was standing straight up and she guided her pussy down on it all the way. Getting inside was a little resistance in the beginning then it just sank right in all the way and she moaned and so did i but not as loud. She was on the pill. She actually asked me if i had any stds earlier and i said no. I know it's not safe but i dont really care, she was a clean looking girl and very intelligent, much smarter than me. I always wanted my first time to be without a condom. So it's in and she starts grinding on it not moving up and down yet, eventually she starts going up and down. Pussy feels better than her mouth to me, it's more wet, warmer, tighter and slippery feeling, but it's not an earth-shattering experience or anything, which was a bit disappointing to me. This goes on for a bit and i have my hands holding her ass and then start moving it up and down with my hands and kind of lifting my body up when she's coming down so there's a big impact, she seemed to like that. We did this for a few minutes and then I moved her off and laid her on the bed and got on top of her. I know girls like when guy takes control and not asks "want me to get on top now?" but instead just picks her up and does it without asking, just from reading over the years I at least know stuff like this.

So anyway we're kissing and i'm on top of her and her legs are around my waist. I stop kissing and get up a little and try to stick my dick in and like I couldn't do it. Maybe i had a bad angle or something but i just couldn't get it back in there, she said it was ok and she got back on top. So we were going at it some more with her on top and eventually im about to cum and i tell her that and she gets off me real quick and puts her mouth on it. I was already cumming a bit before she put her mouth on it. Here's the strange part: I cummed but i could barely feel it. If I didn't see jizz in the outside of her mouthi might not have even known i had orgasmed. You know the spasming part when you jerk off? That wasn't there at all or if it was it was incredibly faint. What the fuck? I'm not kidding you when i say i've jerked off too random porn, hell even just laying in bed in the dark with only my imagination and have had 10x better orgasms, they felt so much better. They had the spams, they had that big rush in the beginning that feels so good. So what the fuck? I felt it but there were no spasms and the rush was barely there. What the hell happened? Someone tell me I'm not crazy. Is it because when you're jerking off there's much more hard friction with your hand than with a pussy which is super wet and slippery feeling? What the hell. So we cuddled after and listened to music and I put my clothes back on and left. With the way she hugged me after i left, it was like an extra long hug that she initiated i could tell she at least wanted to go out again so that was nice.


TLDR: I'm not doing a tldr. This was one of the biggest moments of my life so you can either read it or not. I don't expect anyone to fully read it but i wanted to share regardless. I love gaf and my fav threads are the ones where people share personal stories and this is mine.
 

Trick_GSF

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The last few lines were hilarious and went off the rails. I struggled through the first half of the post.

Next time, I'd advice to be a little more concise. Let the thoughts marinate in your brain for a while before coolly flowing out through your fingers.

Did you get her off? Or did she fake it?

Cause I need to leave you with a nagging sense of self-doubt.
 
I should have put in the first sentence or title that it was the first time but i just figured it was implied. Sorry WoodenLung, I'll try to format it better now.
 

U2NUMB

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As long as she was clean looking and also smart I am sure there is no need to worry...



Seriously man use a condom!
 

giga

Member
She actually asked me if i had any stds earlier and i said no. I know it's not safe but i dont really care, she was a clean looking girl and very intelligent, much smarter than me. I always wanted my first time to be without a condom.
This is dumb. Really dumb.
 

kehs

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that shit was so long I didnt even read the tl:dr.


(which is probably longer than the OP lasted)
 

Kuro Madoushi

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Eh first time can be disappointing especially if you're used to jerking.

First BJ it took a long time for me to cum.

First time having sex it was OK. The condom really didn't help even if you should use one. The girl said she was starting to get sore, so I tried to hurry up.

tldr; congrats on sex?
 

Dereck

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Now you can tell everyone who ever asks if you're a virgin, no, with confidence.

I encourage you to continue, you'll get better at it and enjoy it more, I speak from anecdotal evidence.
 
I tried to format it a little better with more paragraph breaks. Sorry I don't know how else to format. I'd tell you which paragraphs to skip but each one has important descriptions and details so I dunno.....
 

Salmonax

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I liked the descriptions of making various advances and her "not caring." That's actually a decent way to describe that kind of progression.

And orgasms always vary. You were probably trying not to, so it just sort of tipped over.

Congrats, but thumbs down on not using protection.
 
Haha congrats man! Happy for ya.

I also really enjoyed how you wrote that up, laughed a couple of times at your descriptions.
 
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