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The_Hitcher89 · Feb 1, 2014

LOL

I don't think slugs have nests though

Shanks D Zoro · Feb 1, 2014

haha, I love the quote at the end.

Fergie · Feb 1, 2014

MATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Great title.

pulga · Feb 1, 2014

The_Hitcher89 said:
LOL

I don't think slugs have nests though

lets just pretend they do, for character limit purposes lolol

Broder Salsa · Feb 1, 2014

Scum · Feb 1, 2014

pulga, pls. Should have kept it short like Hitch5-0 had it. :<

dc89 · Feb 1, 2014

....Pluga. Stahp.

Suen · Feb 1, 2014

Great title pulga and that Neymar picture is amazing :lol

faridmon said:
Yeah. I think they will focus on the CL and be happy about 3rd.... 2nd if we stretch it.
What are the chances for them to win the domestic cup?

In their current form? Chances are good. Madrid is starting to find some form of stability however our defense is still not up to par with the rest of the quality in the team and we still struggle to score against more decent sides (look at our recent games against Espanyol). Don't also forget that our league loss at home to Atletico this season + the CDR final we lost last season is a huge boost for them. Those guys aren't thinking like "Oh shit it's Madrid we have to be careful" this time but "We're going to play them and we will win" instead. They were doing rather fine last season but they are just a different beast this time. If I were Atletico I'd dump CDR and just focus on:

1. Winning the league
2. Getting as far as possible in CL.

The first one is a whole thing on it's own but getting far in CL and qualifying for CL again next season is an attractive aspect of a club for ambitious players.

Anderson · Feb 1, 2014

This whole Kallstrom farce

Superman · Feb 1, 2014

Still can't believe how bad we played today...
Good thread name. I approve.

Perfect Blue · Feb 1, 2014

yay, new thread

Fuck Juve

Ashes · Feb 1, 2014

overkill with the thread title. But appreciate the little bone you're throwing our way. ;P

Broder Salsa · Feb 1, 2014

Anderson said:
This whole Kallstrom farce

GHG · Feb 1, 2014

Long live Moyes.

Suen · Feb 1, 2014

WoodenLung said:
I've never been as happy to see Bayern score as when Muller just pushed him away lol

That was the highlight of CL for me last season :lol

The_Hitcher89 · Feb 1, 2014

faridmon said:
I still think he is playing with a knock. Remember when they said he would actually be out for 6 weeks?

The plan was to get him fit for the Spurs match.

Not sure, heard before the Liverpool game that he needed an painkilling injection to be able to start, then Martinez said he was completely fit in his pregame interview I think.

If he's not fit, he definitely shouldn't have played today.

Ushojax · Feb 1, 2014

Today's performance really worried me. Hull are very good at home, conceding just 9 goals, but I never felt like we were in control of the game at any time.

We really need to get our injured players back, Dembele, Sandro and Townsend are going to come straight into this time and hopefully they can fix some of the problems. It was just too jittery today, nobody looked confident. Perhaps that's inevitable when you've just lost 5-1.

Mr Cola · Feb 1, 2014

It is incredibly worrying that Moyes stated he doesnt know what to do to win, his substitutions were baffling, perhaps he has written this season off already.

bone_and_sinew · Feb 1, 2014

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wedward · Feb 1, 2014

Wenger must really rate Kim lol.

This whole thing makes zero sense.

If Wenger rated Kim he would have signed him at some point over the past 7 years. He was at Lyon. All Lyon players are for sale at the right price.

If he wanted a body right now because Rasmey is out he wouldn't have bought an injured Kim. If he isn't worried about being short in mid right now, why buy one at all?

I think we will be fine as long as Jack doesn't get hurt again.

Ox Arteta against CP. Jack will be back for Liverpool. Jack Arteta for Liverpool and Man U. Then Flamini is back. Ramsey should be back after the first Bayern game. We should be ok.

Unless Jack gets hurt.

he will

longdi · Feb 1, 2014

Barca spent 110m for Neymar and now they lost 3-2 at home! Granted Missi drugs are no longer taking effect.They should have bought 1-2 good defenders. Neymar would probably ended up as Robinho 2.0 at Real anyways.

I also wonder how would their players view Neymar in the dressing room now after Daddy Neymar raided Barca bank a good one.

Scum · Feb 1, 2014

-------- RVP --------------- Rooney --------
-------------------- Mata -------------------
--- Kagawa -- Carrick --- Fellaini ---
Shaw --- Jones --- Evans --- Rafael
------------------ de Gea -------------------

You can thank me later, Moyes.

The_Hitcher89 · Feb 1, 2014

Poyet's interview has me thinking, is there anything better than a manager with a shit-eating grin after or during a win?

Could Man Utd have got Pellegrini or did City move too quickly?

Ushojax · Feb 1, 2014

Sherwood:

"I thought we played well today. We had some good opportunities in the second half. We never took the chances and the positive to me is that we ground it out. If we don't win the game we certainly were not going to lose.

"We thought we should have won the game but you have to give Hull credit, they are fighting for their lives and they dug it out."

Please stop. We were lucky to draw, our goal was a fluke (though well finished) and Jelavic had two chances to kill the game. I don't remember Harper making a save.

pulga · Feb 1, 2014

Ashes1396 said:
overkill with the thread title. But appreciate the little bone you're throwing our way. ;P

i know, but fuck it if yet another PL title whilst the neymar shitstorm took full force

Mastadon · Feb 1, 2014

Ushojax said:
Sherwood:

Please stop. We were lucky to win, our goal was a fluke (though well finished) and Jelavic had two chances to kill the game. I don't remember Harper making a save.

Straight out of the David Moyes handbook.

Labadal · Feb 1, 2014

WoodenLung said:

Thought it said Fuck TV.

GHG · Feb 1, 2014

Ushojax said:
Sherwood:

Please stop. We were lucky to win, our goal was a fluke (though well finished) and Jelavic had two chances to kill the game. I don't remember Harper making a save.

But you didn't win.

Moyes and Sherwood, forever managers of Man United and Tottenshite respectively.

Barzul · Feb 1, 2014

wedward said:
Wenger must really rate Kim lol.

This whole thing makes zero sense.

If Wenger rated Kim he would have signed him at some point over the past 7 years. He was at Lyon. All Lyon players are for sale at the right price.

If he wanted a body right now because Rasmey is out he wouldn't have bought an injured Kim. If he isn't worried about being short in mid right now, why buy one at all?

I think we will be fine as long as Jack doesn't get hurt again.

Ox Arteta against CP. Jack will be back for Liverpool. Jack Arteta for Liverpool and Man U. Then Flamini is back. Ramsey should be back after the first Bayern game. We should be ok.

Unless Jack gets hurt.

he will

We need Jack bad. He drives our midfield.

Facism · Feb 1, 2014

I just saw that Man U got beaten by the mighty footballing giants that are Stoke.

LOL.

Broder Salsa · Feb 1, 2014

Labadal said:
Thought it said Fuck TV.

The_Hitcher89 · Feb 1, 2014

Ushojax said:
Sherwood:

Please stop. We were lucky to win, our goal was a fluke (though well finished) and Jelavic had two chances to kill the game. I don't remember Harper making a save.

I've got some bad news...

Scum · Feb 1, 2014

Win? Ush, pls.

Where van Gaal at??

Wilbur · Feb 1, 2014

Whoops, posted this in the old thread

Went for a walk round the block and had a sad wank. This is my life now.

What infuriates me more than anything in that game was Evra's offside. So far off. How does he deem that an acceptable place to be? How does Cleverley seem that an acceptable pass to make? So careless. They just don't give a shit. It's so disappointing.

dc89 · Feb 1, 2014

Yes or no time:

Are United going to finish in the top 4?

Mastadon · Feb 1, 2014

Wow.

@paul_tomkins: According to @BassTunedToRed, #LFC need the form of a 73-point season to reach 75 points (1.9ppg); Utd need equiv of 95-pt season (2.5ppg)

Mastadon · Feb 1, 2014

dc89 said:
Yes or no time:

Are United going to finish in the top 4?

Not a chance. Spurs, Everton and Liverpool are much better teams at the moment. I'm not sure how Utd can change their momentum now.

Ashes · Feb 1, 2014

1. Fulham Sun 9 Feb 16:00
2. Arsenal Wed 12 Feb 19:45
3. Crystal Palace Sat 22 Feb 17:30
Olympiakos Tue 25 Feb 19:45
3. West Brom Sat 8 Mar 12:45
4. Liverpool Sun 16 Mar 13:30
Olympiakos Wed 19 Mar 19:45
5. West Ham Sat 22 Mar 17:30
6. Man City Tue 25 Mar 19:45
7. Aston Villa Sat 29 Mar 12:45
8. Newcastle Sat 5 Apr 15:00
9. Hull Sat 12 Apr 15:00
10. Everton Sat 19 Apr 15:00
11. Norwich Sat 26 Apr 15:00
12. Sunderland Sat 3 May 15:00
13. Southampton Sun 11 May 15:00

13 matches to go.

LegoArmo · Feb 1, 2014

dc89 said:
Yes or no time:

Are United going to finish in the top 4?

Lol.

Facism · Feb 1, 2014

dc89 said:
Yes or no time:

Are United going to finish in the top 4?

better question to ask is if they'll manage to grab a Europa league spot.

jesalr · Feb 1, 2014

Ushojax said:
Today's performance really worried me. Hull are very good at home, conceding just 9 goals, but I never felt like we were in control of the game at any time.

We really need to get our injured players back, Dembele, Sandro and Townsend are going to come straight into this time and hopefully they can fix some of the problems. It was just too jittery today, nobody looked confident. Perhaps that's inevitable when you've just lost 5-1.

Bentaleb looked lost again, he doesn't work without someone who can tackle, and means we essentially cede the middle of the park.

Lennon was as bad as I've seen him in a long time, and Soldado was somehow even worse.

Wes · Feb 1, 2014

Title too long to include the calendar years eh pulga?

Batigol · Feb 1, 2014

dc89 said:
Yes or no time:

Are United going to finish in the top 4?

Won't even finish 5th

The_Hitcher89 · Feb 1, 2014

dc89 said:
Yes or no time:

Are United going to finish in the top 4?

If we win tomorrow, I'd have to say its between us, Spurs and Everton. If not, its still a tossup. We have to go to Old Trafford, which could be huge.

Scum · Feb 1, 2014

dc89 said:
Yes or no time:

Are United going to finish in the top 4?

They could be 9pts behind Liverpool tomorrow, with City, Liverpool and Arsenal to play still.

brokenbeans · Feb 1, 2014

From other thread

Mr Cola said:
We got Stoked and didnt have the quality to score the goals we needed, they pushed hard, fouled often and got the most wicked of deflections for the first goal. They they sat back, wasted time, feined injuries and when we got the ball harried us as much as they could. The irony was they were going in so hard on us they kept injuring their own players. Our chances unfortunately fell to the worst and most ineffective players on the pitch, Evra had a nightmare, Cleverely was anonymous, Wellbeck didnt touch the ball more than twice. Moyes made horrible substitutions, he put Rooney in CM and brought Wellbeck on to take his spot, he then took RvP off late and put Hernandez on.

Ugh that sounds horrorible, well it was stoke the fucking inbread cunts.

Evra can fuck off.
Cleverly ain't even good enough for back up for us.
Rooney at CM sounds a like a great way to piss him off enough to make him leave.

K1LLER7 · Feb 1, 2014

Fergie I'm on.

pulga · Feb 1, 2014

Wes said:
Title too long to include the calendar years eh pulga?

pls understand, i had to get my dig in whilst keeping the uncouth masses happy :3

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