Vermillion
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Wonderful 102 for the Playstation Vita.
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Describe an imaginary game that would sell the least copies ever
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Wonderful 102 for the Playstation Vita.
KingKiller
Neo Member
Is hell still a thing? If not there was an mmotbg.
On the radio panel game I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue they occasionally have a round called 'Missed Hits'; films, TV series, songs and the like that would be sure-fire flops due to one small failed key element. I think that idea could apply to games, too.
Examples from Missed Hits, to give some context:
Lada In Red
Natural Born Grocers
Deaf in Venice
Journey to the Centre of the Room
Reasonable Expectations
A Nightingale Sang in Barclays Bank
So, with that in mind, for gaming, how about:
Call of Sooty
Sonic the Hedge
Fallout: New Swindon
Dishwashered
Reticent Weevil
Alan Whicker's American Nightmare
Examples from Missed Hits, to give some context:
Lada In Red
Natural Born Grocers
Deaf in Venice
Journey to the Centre of the Room
Reasonable Expectations
A Nightingale Sang in Barclays Bank
So, with that in mind, for gaming, how about:
Call of Sooty
Sonic the Hedge
Fallout: New Swindon
Dishwashered
Reticent Weevil
Alan Whicker's American Nightmare
WhirlwindMonk
Banned
I'm now picturing an angry, wrinkled, glasses-wearing 65 year old woman dodging behind carts and desks, desperately trying to shelve books while avoiding the various patrons who will loudly ask "Like, where are the, like, Twilight books?" and "Why can't I get to the porn sites?" if they spot her.
On topic, I think about the only way to top "...exclusively for the Ouya" is "Bayonetta 3, exclusively for the Ouya."
I have Bayonetta 2 preordered.
And an Ouya.
I still wouldn't buy it.
Arthr2ShdsJcksn
Banned
Borderlands 2 v 2 Extreme Beach Volleyball
only featuring
Marcus / Crazy Earl vs. Claptrap / Ellie.
No other characters appear at all in the game at all.
only featuring
Marcus / Crazy Earl vs. Claptrap / Ellie.
No other characters appear at all in the game at all.
AntiFacebook
Member
A pokemon MMORPG.
Storm Raider
Banned
Holy shit I was gonna post this!
Lmao I remember watching trailers of the game as a kid and I was like "omg SoGood.gif"
IAmRandom31
Banned
ShaqFu 2 : Origin of Fu
Maintenance
Member
Would play as zombie The Edge, day one.
You do realize that Shaq successfully kickstarted Shaq Fu 2 months ago, right?
Jawmuncher
Member
Desert Bus 2.
To keep with the tradition of running a busted bus.
The game whether it be Disc or Downloaded will only start once in awhile.
To keep with the tradition of running a busted bus.
The game whether it be Disc or Downloaded will only start once in awhile.
SliceSabre
Banned
Senran Kagura 2: Edited and Covered Edition for Vita
Jimmy Saville's Fly Fishing Funanigans
Danny Dyer's Drug Dependent Flower Arranging for Kinnect.
Oscar Pistorius' Hyper Sports (better with Kinnect).
Quoka Soccer Pro (worse with Kinnect)
Singstar: Gary Glitter Edition
Fred West's Fickle Finger of Fate (NDS)
Icky Bicky (WiiU)
Jumping Flash HD (PS4) ... :-(
Danny Dyer's Drug Dependent Flower Arranging for Kinnect.
Oscar Pistorius' Hyper Sports (better with Kinnect).
Quoka Soccer Pro (worse with Kinnect)
Singstar: Gary Glitter Edition
Fred West's Fickle Finger of Fate (NDS)
Icky Bicky (WiiU)
Jumping Flash HD (PS4) ... :-(
atomic moth
Member
A magical life-changing genre-shattering work of genius...
that has zero marketing budget and a metacritic of 40.
It's probably already happened.
that has zero marketing budget and a metacritic of 40.
It's probably already happened.
Piston Hyundai
Member
A new Def Jam fighting game, exclusive to the Wii U.
bemusedchunk
Banned
Video Game Public Relations Simulator 2015
themagicalkitsune
Member
Drake of the 99 Dragons 2: Drake of the 198 Dragons
Rushersauce
Banned
Hitler: Total Holocaustification.
It's a holocaust simulator.
Do I win?
It's a holocaust simulator.
Do I win?
RodanCeros
Member
Something so nondescript and ambiguous your eyes gloss over upon seeing it in a bargain bin.
Rudyard Lemington Presents: Return of the Abyss 8: Battle of the Vorg*
*Includes $5 mousepad mail-in rebate!
Point-and-click puzzle game that takes place in a cave and the first puzzle requires calculus. Retails for $14.92 on Mac only.
Rudyard Lemington Presents: Return of the Abyss 8: Battle of the Vorg*
*Includes $5 mousepad mail-in rebate!
Point-and-click puzzle game that takes place in a cave and the first puzzle requires calculus. Retails for $14.92 on Mac only.
CoolZombie360
Member
Toilet Cleaning Simulation 2015 for Wii U
Wenger'sBakedBaguettes
Member
Big Rigs with horses.
Florida_Man_5000
Member
A game that the whole family can enjoy right before dinner!
Graphics Horse
Member
nrvalleytime
Member
Xbox One port of AOL Web Browser for Dreamcast.
Alcotholic
Banned
5.99 for a blank white screen with a singular pixel where you have to move it along an invisible 1pixel wide path to find the goal line. The thing is, if you go 1 pixel off the path, you have to start over.
Sadly, no. Too many potential buyers.
Rushersauce
Banned
Damn it... I forgot about those "people".
EnVy_CaLiBeR
Member
Tearaway for the Dreamcast
... I'd buy it.
LUFTRAUSER
Banned
A free game? Technically, it won't "sell" any copies.
disappeared
Banned
Watching a Pot Boil Simulator 2015, with commentary by Fran Drescher.
"Looks like you've got a good boil going there!"
"Stiiiilll boooiiiilllliinnggg..."
"It's done!"
"Looks like you've got a good boil going there!"
"Stiiiilll boooiiiilllliinnggg..."
"It's done!"
SuperStiltzkin
Member
Any bad game you can think of will become a youtube "let's play" fad that will instantly make the game a hit.
Title: 230523904u1jfjiwfn293rufjass
Genre: None
Game Experience: It's just a black screen. When you press a button on the controller It says in plain Arial font, top left of screen, 8 point: "u win"
Platforms: Playstation Vita.
Cost: 99,999,999,999,999 USD
You will never, ever, sell a copy since nobody can even ironically buy it due to it being too expensive.
Genre: None
Game Experience: It's just a black screen. When you press a button on the controller It says in plain Arial font, top left of screen, 8 point: "u win"
Platforms: Playstation Vita.
Cost: 99,999,999,999,999 USD
You will never, ever, sell a copy since nobody can even ironically buy it due to it being too expensive.
Extra Sauce
Member
Pass Out on the 3DS. The rules are simple: blow into the mic to fill up your gauge. If you reach the maximum without passing out, you move on to the next level. There are no breaks between levels.
Sub_Level
wants to fuck an Asian grill.
kingwingin
Member
A dance central clone where you have sex infront of the camera and bang to the music.