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Is this the dumbest article in the history of the Internet?

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why are you the first person to post in so many threads

do you just do nothing but refresh gaf all day long

i want to understand

He has a special rule in the database insert statement to make his timestamp before anyone else's within a certain time period.

Or he's just fast.
 
Oh my god it just got dumber as I scrolled. I completely lost it at Pringles. I actually have tears in my eyes from laughing. I'm part of the problem. ='(
 

Ray Wonder

Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
To answer the title. Yeah, I think so.

I don't even know what the fuck she even means most of the time.

1. Milk snakes
2. Cheese quake
3. Cinderella steaks
4. Buffalo things
5. Pen cakes
6. Egg bean & dip
7. Peanut boy and jaleel
8. Pringles
9. Hum bungalo <- What the fuck does this meaaan?
10. Peppertony pizzzazz
11. Not bones
12. Blumbos
13. French friends
14. Salmon
15. Choice plate
16. Mega roni & cheats
17. Shhhhh Shhhhh
18. Bong paquito
19. Spagine & meats
20. Talking
 

Downhome

Member
Are we sure this isn't just the latest Conan bit on the Buzzfeed lists? Because surely it must be.

Only his would be way more funny, so maybe not.

My God...
 

Ray Wonder

Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
Apparently some people like it...

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Deleted member 13876

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Nope, it's still Ronald Reagan's Top 20 Yolo moments.
 

FTF

Member
To answer the title. Yeah, I think so.

I don't even know what the fuck she even means most of the time.

1. Milk snakes
2. Cheese quake
3. Cinderella steaks
4. Buffalo things
5. Pen cakes
6. Egg bean & dip
7. Peanut boy and jaleel
8. Pringles
9. Hum bungalo <- What the fuck does this meaaan?
10. Peppertony pizzzazz
11. Not bones
12. Blumbos
13. French friends
14. Salmon
15. Choice plate
16. Mega roni & cheats
17. Shhhhh Shhhhh
18. Bong paquito
19. Spagine & meats
20. Talking

lol...ok yeah after looking at that list, maybe this the dumbest "article" ever haha
 

Damaniel

Banned
Terrible, even by Buzzfeed standards. What next? '20 Slightly Incorrect Names for Sports Teams', including such wonders as the 'Ship Fog and Trolls' and the 'Butthole Shavers'?

I'm still trying to understand the point because the article serves literally no purpose. They're not names that are common mispronunciations of food items - they're just childish sounding alternatives that would have taken a third grader five minutes to come up with. And people actually *read* this shit...
 

nicoga3000

Saint Nic
This article will generate a SHIT ton of views because of how terrible it is. People will spread it and do exactly what the OP did.

But to answer the question at hand...Yes - this may be the worst article I have ever read. I have no idea what the fuck is happening.
 
They beat the internet, there is no way a worse article could ever be written for the rest of time. I hope this woman gets fired. I mean....for the sake of the internet.
 

Currygan

at last, for christ's sake
it's seriously baffling, but I remember reading an article from this reverend Jimmy Swaggart fella that was actually worse
 
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