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[hwy_61]

I'm thinking Pokemon on the Wii U. Probably not gonna happen, but could you imagine? Gaf would be broken for a whole day.

 

[Heyt]

WiiU being discontinued.

 

[Atram]

Going 3rd Party

Spoiler

Xbone Exklusive for 1 Year

 

[vareon]

Iwata dropping literal bombs at GAF server, I think.

 

[DragonKnight]

Buy sony

 

[Chuck Norris]

A new IP

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

Shenmue 3 exclusive

 

[Atram]

announcing a New AAA IP

 

[cw_sasuke]

Letting you use your NNID on different WiiUs.

 

[DECK'ARD]

A radical change in Zelda from the tech-demo would cause a fuss.

 

[biggersmaller]

WiiU being discontinued.

Basically. A new console would do the same. Sadly, the typical AAA Nintendo franchise lacks the oomph it once enjoyed.

 

[-Horizon-]

WiiU2 Bono Redux edition.

Spoiler

4DS

 

[Maxrunner]

Buying Rare ips and Rare brand....build a new studio around these.

 

[freakzilla3000]

A new system- either handheld or console (even though I AM IN LOVE with my Wii U)....

Honestly- I think whatever Nintendo announces during E3, GAF is going to blow up anyway...

 

[Pankratous]

Being more open to 3rd parties
Creating an 1st party development team that is solely for helping 3rd parties get stuff going on Wii U
Goldeneye sequel, proper dark/modern Zelda, a good Metroid
Going five minutes without mentioning Mario
An improved Wii U controller (with no screen)

 

[YianGaruga]

Drop region locking from the 3DS

 

[shandy706]

As a Nintendo fan (that misses "moar powerrr" Nintendo), I'd be very happy to see a new Galaxy/64 style Mario and a look at an Epic new Zelda.

I'm not sure what they could do to make Gaf explode......announce their new all-in-one handheld maybe.

 

[Puru]

A random Metroid probably. I honestly think it would be enough.

 

[Tregard]

Next Super Mario game, PS4 Exclusive.

 

[Aostia]

Metroid Saga as PS4 esclusive.

 

[TnK]

WiiU being discontinued.

Buy sony

These two.

Also, announce new hardware.

 

[gngf123]

Buying Oculus Rift from Facebook.

Or another Bayonetta 2 situation. Vanquish 2 or something.

 

[Sorcerer]

Wii-U music.

Play your instruments with a touch screen.

 

[Coen]

Only a new franchise, headed by some of Nintendo's veteran talent, released as a retail WiiU game, would truly shock me.

 

[Basileus777]

GAF will explode no matter what they do. But the most surefire method would be to focus on their "nonwearable" product.

 

[melman101]

Wii U Vitality Sensor.

 

[-Horizon-]

Buying Oculus Rift from Facebook.

Or another Bayonetta 2 situation. Vanquish 2 or something.

Take it one step further. They bought Facebook.

 

[ViviOggi]

A Naughty Dog exclusive

 

[7threst]

Announcing they bought Platinum Games. And then proceed to show Vanquish 2.

 

[dugdug]

Man, brutal responses in here.

Spoiler

All sad, but true.

 

[Jucksalbe]

From my experience it doesn't take much for Nintendo to break down GAF. But since they will show the new Zelda this year, GAF is gonna be down anyway.

 

[Hammer24]

Announcing new hardware would probably be the only thing to shake things up for real.

 

[Dimorphic]

Release date for Zelda HD in 2014
Announce a new Metroid
Announce a new Star Fox
Announce Rouge Squadron 4
Announce a new console / handheld
Go third party
Sell GamePads separately at retail

 

[Taker666]

Beyond Good and Evil 2 exclusive.
Buying Capcom
Buying Square Enix

F Zero Wii U probably would..but nobody would buy it.

 

[Synth]

Buying Rare ips and Rare brand....build a new studio around these.

This would do it.

I wouldn't even waste my time attempting to refresh GAF for a month or so.

 

[Bedameister]

Nintendo buying Playstation

Edit: Yeah Nintendo buying Rare would make GAF also explode, but in a positive way

 

[DSix]

Hiring back all of the Rare crew in a new British studio would make my head explode.

That and a real true new gamer AAA IP (either from nintendo or 2nd party).

 

[Wynnebeck]

Chant with me!

STAR FOX!

STAR FOX!

STAR FOX!

STAR FOX!

STAR FOX!

 

[gunther]

-. A Space Opera (from the x-wing series for maximum hype) using the screen on the controller for the complex controls used in this kind of game in an intuitive manner.
(maybe gaf wold'nt explode but i'm pretty sure my head would)

-. Platinium games a second party developer for the eternity.

-. Legend of zelda hd reveal 1080p 60fps reveal with settings, history and characters extracted directly from GAF hive mind. (aka twilight princess reveal redux)

edit: beaten as frack, I swaer there where only five post when i started writing .

 

[Village]

Pokken.

Basically. A new console would do the same. Sadly, the typical AAA Nintendo franchise lacks the oomph it once enjoyed.

Or you lacking the Oomph to enjoy it anymore, which its fine tastes change. I am Not saying nintendo is perfect. But magic and charm are just bullshit terms.

 

[StrangeADT]

New Metroid from Retro. Would guarantee a purchase of wiiu from me.

 

[matty2Dfraud]

Nintendo releasing games on hardware people care about.

or

Nintendo releasing updates to popular series ignored since the 90's, and new ips, instead of sticking Mario in everything.

 

[kinggroin]

Wii U support will continue


Edit: Guy above me gets it

 

[HaterIsHating]

Merger with Valve.
New Console: Nintendo Steam Box, available right now.
Steam fully included, all games playable on console and on pc.

"Launch titles": New Metroid, Star Fox, F-Zero, Zelda and Half-Life 3, all with top-notch graphics.

The internet would implode.

 

[Pillville]

F2P Mario for iOS
Green Mushroom $0.99
Tanooki Suit $0.99
Unlock all levels $4.99
Play as Bowser $2.99

Spoiler

I probably shouldn't be giving them ideas

 

[Benzychenz]

Everything makes GAF explode.

Just their conference/direct existing will probably kill GAF.

 

[Renekton]

Dumping the tablet

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

A new game that isn't really similar to something they did in the past

 

[Platy]

Saying that platinum is now exclusive to the playstation brand ...... BECAUSE THEY BOUGHT THEN BOTH AND NOW WIIU IS CALLED WIIUSTATION

BANG !


... =P

Realisticaly, 3ds region free and a proper multi console account system... or at least cross buy

 

[Always-honest]

An insanely good looking Zelda or Metroid would be more than enough