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[Unbounded]

Buying out Microsoft would do it purely for the sheer impossibility of such a scenario.

 

[Akai__]

A Nintendo console, that is more powerful than the Xbox One and/or PS4 has the potential to make GAF explode, but what are the chances, for that happening? :lol

 

[Eyothrie]

Metroid Dread ?

 

[m@cross]

That they are partnering with Sega to develop a new system for 2016

 

[Village]

Nintendo releasing games on hardware people care about.
.

So nintendo hardware?

 

[Synth]

I probably shouldn't be giving them ideas

It's ok. You posted it online outside of MiiVerse. They're never going to see it.

That they are partnering with Sega to develop a new system for 2016

They should just buy them from Sammy... at least someone should. I don't care which of the three, but Sega's IPs need to be back with someone that's pushing hardware rather than needing each game to bring pure profit.

 

[18-Volt]

Nintendo announces that they're buying Ubisoft and every Ubi studio is working on Nintendo franchises. The Crew became "The Crewsin' USA"

Merger with Valve.

Or this.

 

[Mango The Magician]

GAF goes down if you sneeze too hard. Other than that no matter what they announce somebody is going to be angry and somebody is going to make the monthly Third-party Nintendo thread come June.

 

[Xater]

A new console.

 

[Josh7289]

New hardware announced.

Virtual Console on Steam.

 

[DragonKnight]

GAF goes down if you sneeze too hard. Other than that no matter what they announce somebody is going to be angry and somebody is going to make the monthly Third-party Nintendo thread come June.

We weekly now

 

[Tregard]

Acquiring Mr. Caffeine

 

[neo2046]

Nintendo merges with Sega

 

[Starphoenix]

- Console entry of latest Pokémon game(s)
- Zelda Wii U coming out Holiday 2014
- Full digital account integration
- Nintendo vs. Capcom
- Tablet-less Wii U SKU
- Nintendo partnering with Google or Apple.

 

[hwy_61]

Acquiring Mr. Caffeine

oh god

 

[BigEvilTurtle]

Maybe not all of GAF, but for me?

Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door 2.

 

[Pai Pai Master]

F-Zero: UX

 

[Astro Monster]

Partnership with Sony.

Gaf would be down for months.

 

[Labadal]

Fire Emblem Wii U
Final Fantasy Wii U
Mistwalker Game Wii U
Super Mario RPG Wii U
Tales of Wii U
Secret of Mana Wii U
Suikoden Wii U
Valkyrie Profile Wii U

 

[MBR]

In a positive way, or by highlighting something stupid, kinda' like they did with Nintendoland?

Positives:
- Metroid FPS/ 2D Metroid
- Zelda OoT 3
- Mario collectathon
- F-Zero
- Starfox
- MegaMan bought from Capcom
- Future hardware concept is shown

Negatives:
- Wii U titles scheduled for late 2015 release are shown
- Only Zelda shown is Hyrule Warriors
- 3rd person 3D Metroid
- Wii ___ U game takes up 20 minutes of the presentation

 

[PetrCobra]

WiiU being discontinued.

pretty much

Man, I would be SO PISSED.

 

[Ludicrous Speed]

Shenmue 3 exclusive

This.

Oh man, how I would love this. It would be Bayonetta 2 all over again, but way way worse.

 

[BadWolf]

Not sure they can announce anything to blow minds outside of something major, like showcasing new hardware.

 

[hwy_61]

pretty much

Man, I would be SO PISSED.

I think there would be collective fuck nintendo across the planet if that were to happen.

 

[randomengine]

Mega Man by Nintendo.

 

[disap.ed]

Hiring back all of the Rare crew in a new British studio would make my head explode.

Well, some of Ex-Rares most iconic heads are already back together.

 

[Noaksey]

Turok

Duck Hunt U ?

Final Fantasy U?

 

[SteveO409]

I'm thinking Pokemon on the Wii U. Probably not gonna happen, but could you imagine? Gaf would be broken for a whole day.

not showing up again

 

[andromeduck]

first party homebrew support

 

[Cheesemeister]

Wii U and 3DS region-free, please.

 

[GhostTrick]

Announcing a new game. Yep, I have expectations that low.

 

[JoeM86]

A tease of Metroid, with a clip of a Metroid feasting when on a ship. Suddenly, Sonic speeds through. It's Metroid DLC for Sonic Lost World

It'd make GAF explode, maybe not in a good way

 

[matty2Dfraud]

So nintendo hardware?

people. plural.

 

[hwy_61]

Wii U and 3DS region-free, please.

Keep fighting the good fight, Cheesemeister!

 

[Zoon]

Buying Mega Man IP or announcing nintendo steam box with exclusive L4D3 and HL3

 

[I Wanna Be The Guy]

Mario/Sonic crossover platformer developed by Nintendo.

Spoiler

For a new joint Nintendo/Sega console

 

[Synth]

This.

Oh man, how I would love this. It would be Bayonetta 2 all over again, but way way worse.

This has been mentioned a few times, but I don't actually think it would be way worse. Bayonetta 2 was a game people were expecting to hit 360 and PS3. Shenmue 3 is a game nobody is expecting to hit anything, and the fanbase is attached to the franchise far more than any of the console manufacturers. It could be a Ouya exclusive, and we'd all just buy Ouyas.

 

[Jack cw]

Going 3rd party, obviously.

 

[Kageshinzo]

Nintendo buying Naughty Dog and CD Projekt/CDPR.

The tears alone would power the Hoover Dam for a year.

 

[NewGame]

Putting some games on the WiiU and ensuring more Bayo2-like exclusivitiy bombs drop. Everyone grips their foreheads and pulls their eye lids down "BUT I DON'T WANT TO BUY A WIIU" they say looking over at every other Nintendo console they bought and had fun with. "No it's a lie. It's a lie it can never be like it was before" they say running their fingers across Super Mario 64 and biting their bottom lip.

Iwata appears on stage at e3 and pulls a Mr. Plow commercial segment in which he smashes an iPhone.

 

[Amazeballs]

Nintendo acquiring Capcom and Platinum. Delicious tears.

 

[biggersmaller]

Pokken.



Or you lacking the Oomph to enjoy it anymore, which its fine tastes change. I am Not saying nintendo is perfect. But magic and charm are just bullshit terms.

I lack? Yeah. Even as a Wii U owner. I also predict GAF lacks enthusiasm, which is why I think it would take a platform announcement for GAF to go utterly nuts.

 

[Albo]

Nintendo rescues rare by buying them from microsoft's oppressive clutches.

But really simply a Zelda reveal trailer as good at TP's, complete with miyamoto (or aonuma this time) coming out with sword and shield in hand, accopmaied by a live orchestra, before demo'ing off the game which looks better than MK8, is enough I think. That's what would make me explode anyway...

 

[Noaksey]

people. plural.

Actually people is both a noun and a plural. *nods*

 

[Ludicrous Speed]

This has been mentioned a few times, but I don't actually think it would be way worse. Bayonetta 2 was a game people were expecting to hit 360 and PS3. Shenmue 3 is a game nobody is expecting to hit anything, and the fanbase is attached to the franchise far more than any of the console manufacturers. It could be a Ouya exclusive, and we'd all just buy Ouyas.

I dunno about that. Why don't Bayonetta fans just buy a Wii U then?

 

[big_erk]

Wii-U music.

Play your instruments with a touch screen.

I can see the tag line now

"Now, you can touch your instrument!"

 

[Noaksey]

Mario/Sonic crossover platformer developed by Nintendo.

Spoiler

For a new joint Nintendo/Sega console

This would be a dream of mine come true .. just minus the

Spoiler

Nintendo

 

[RPGCrazied]

$99 Wii U new price
A new Metroid for 3DS/Wii U
New Zelda

X announced that is releasing this year worldwide, also announcing Xenoblade HD.

That would do it for me.

 

[Freeman]

Merger with Sony.
Acquired by MS.
Full-fledged Pokemon for WiiU.
Drop the gamepad and cut the price to $149.
WiiU discontinued, Nintendo to become third-party on consoles.

 

[Nickle]

Half life 3: Exclusive to 3DS e-shop