Has it ever been explained what Pac-Man is, exactly?
Y'know, like, Mario's a plumber, Sonic's a hedgehog, Mega Man's a robot
But what is a Pac-Man? Does Bamco just say he's a yellow ball?
Doesn't matter, of course. He's an icon and I'm thrilled to have him!
Hes a pac person. You know, from pac land. Home of the Pac Man