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"You know, Ellie, we really are The Last of Us."

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I almost choked and died on my pasta.
 

etrain911

Member
"The God of War has thrust his Chains of Olympus upon me!"

"Sly Cooper! 4 Thieves in Time are trying to erase your family name! We have to hurry!"

"You found a copy of 'Jericho'?" "Yeah." "Well, who does it belong to?" "Lessee, the name 'Clive Barker' is written on the inside of the cover." "Clive Barker's Jericho, huh? Well, I'll drop it in the lost and found on my way out." - Luigi's Mansion
 

Blobbers

Member
"Stop talking back and pick up that shovel. Knight or peasant, one has to do their chores." - hidden scene in Shovel Knight
 

eso76

Member
Ellie: "Fuck, for a moment i thought I was Left Behind !"

and this one.

"Let's head for the Metro !" Artyom
"Just a moment, Artyom. You look so beautiful standing there as the last light fades from the drab-coloured sky and the wind blows cheerless and cold" - Bourbon
"That's thanks to the ultra high definition 4K graphics of this new remake for the Xbox-NEXT" - Artyom
"Well, technically...it's not quite UHD, it's only 2033P" - Bourbon
"LOL UNACCEPTABLE !!" Artyom
"REDUX" - Monster out of fucking nowhere.

sorry, i got nothing.
 

MrBadger

Member
Here's one that actually happens:

Awesome Possum kicks Dr Machino's Butt ends with Awesome Possum literally kicking his butt.

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Also this game was terrible.
 
[Rena] Where do you come from?
[Claude] From another world?
[Rena] I don't understand
[Claude] you live on a continent surrounded by an ocean right?
[Rena] Yes
[Claude] then imagine this world is a country, and it goes round your Sun, your Star, imagine thats this continent, and the black is like the Ocean
[Rena] I'm not sure i understand so i'm living on a Star Ocean?
[Dias] Oh for god's sake Claude stop trying to get in her pants with this romantic bullshit, i've tried it fo years and its never worked, try a Second Story

-Star Ocean the Second Story
 

sflufan

Banned
"Men, we are in a World in Conflict as the result of an Act of War. Join your Brothers-in-Arms to form a Company of Heroes, answer the Call of Duty, and fight valiantly to earn the Medal of Honor!" - every military FPS commander ever created.
 

Nick

Junior Member
I'm pretty sure DJ Professor K says IT'S TIME TO JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

I may be mistaken, though.
 

Amentallica

Unconfirmed Member
"My final fantasy is to fuck you."
"The devil may cry on my dick."
"We're in uncharted fucking territory."
"Shit's so dead right here in this space, might as well call it dead space, shit."
"My resident neighbor is evil, that resident evil fuck."
 
With bony hands I hold my partner
On soulless feet we cross the floor
The music stops as if to answer
An empty knocking at the door
It seems his skin was sweet as mango
When last I held him to my breast
But now we dance this grim fandango
And will four years before we rest.

ctrl+f'd to find this. Not disappointed. Most memorable example of this for me.
 

jergrah

Member
"Whether one is Dead or Alive, Extreme Beach Volleyball is a game to be enjoyed by all"

Hitomi half naked by the pool
 

Sectus

Member
Ratchet: I'm going commando into the nexus with my tools of destruction!
Clank: Should you not up your arsenal? Size matters, you know.
Qwark: With my help we'll get them in the crack of time, but I require payment. I only quest for booty!
Ratchet: Alright, all for one it is! Let's begin our full frontal assault!
Clank: Umm, something something deadlocked?
 

Ape

Banned
Elizabeth - If I leave this in too long do will I get bioshock

Booker - I think it's called something else

- bioshock
 
Ratchet: I'm going commando into the nexus with my tools of destruction!
Clank: Should you not up your arsenal? Size matters, you know.
Qwark: With my help we'll get them in the crack of time, but I require payment. I only quest for booty!
Ratchet: Alright, all for one it is! Let's begin our full frontal assault!
Clank: Umm, something something deadlocked?
I appreciate this immensely. Well done.
 
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