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[SmithnCo]

"How many people have you killed to get here? Truly, the bounds of your hypocrisy are Uncharted."

-Laura Craft, Tomb Rider

 

[daveo42]

"This will be your biggest challenge yet Elite Beat Agents. You must face the infamous Doctor Wiley and his crazed machines to save Rock and Roll forever."

-Your band manager in Rock Band

 

[dubq]

"Wow, this place is totally uncharted!" - Nathan Drake

Uncharted: Drake's Fortune (2007)

lol dying

 

[MCN]

Sounds plausible.

That would be an adult man offering sex to a 14 year old girl, wouldn't it?

 

[The Hermit]

"Dang. And Ron Paul was my favourite candidate" - Kyoko Kirigiri, Danganronpa

AAA will quote again

 

[Robot Pants]

Thank God for the audacity of the Ninja Gaiden 2 - Ninja Gaiden 2

"I'm so tired of all these Star Wars."

I can't wait to get out of Africa.

 

[Robot Pants]

Dp sorry

 

[Michael F. Assbender]

"How about if I shit farts out of my dick poop?" - Horatio, in the classic NES game, Shitfartdickpoop

 

[mbpm1]

That would be an adult man offering sex to a 14 year old girl, wouldn't it?

Well, less plausible unless there was an imaginary timeskip for the imaginary line.

 

[Sovereign]

"Now that is a colossal shadow!" - from Dig Dug

 

[Pociask]

"I took an arrow in the Ni no Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch" - Town Guard in The Elder Scrolls VI: Ni no Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch

 

[Juken]

"What should be do Star Fox? 64 ships are coming!"

"What should we do Wave Race? 64 boats are coming!"

"What should we do Mario? Kart 64 karts are coming!."

 

[Ape]

Sounds plausible.

My bad it was actually Ellie that said that.

 

[Catalix]

"Playing at this Kingdom Hearts thing feels like it's dragged on for 358/2 days."

-Xamth

lol Xamth is what got me

 

[Takao]

"You really are a Mega Man, Simon Belmont!" - Mario, Super Mario Bros. 3

 

[rashbeep]

"Wow, this place is totally uncharted!" - Nathan Drake

Uncharted: Drake's Fortune (2007)

So lame, but effective.

 

[superpickleman]

"This truly was, Kirby's Adventure." - Adeleine (Kirby's Tilt N Tumble)

 

[FaintDeftone]

"They call it... Halo."

Is that Buzz from Home Alone?!

 

[Trojan]

Rogue Legacy does this near the end.

 

[Krev]

"You really are a Mega Man, Simon Belmont!" - Mario, Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc

Fixed

 

[Messofanego]

Hilarious thread, you guys are all great!

 

[ashdcuk]

- "That Joanna is really hot"

- "Yeah, I guess."

- "Are you saying you wanna get up inside Agent DARK'S HOLES TOO?!"

-"Dude, that's really disrespectful. Not cool. And why did you shout that last bit? Dude? What are you staring at? Why are you grinning? Why is your whole body frozen, fist aloft?!"

[Guard dialogue from Perfect Dark Zero]

Am I doing it right?

 

[Aβydoς]

I love the fact that the OP joined the game after a while to cover his tracks.
Hilarious topic indeed.

 

[The Lamp]

"You're nothing but a cog in the Gears of War. 2 cogs to be exact." - Marcus Fenix

 

[Icyflamez96]

I love the fact that the OP joined the game after a while to cover his tracks.
Hilarious topic indeed.

I got the idea from a gamefaqs topic. It was intentional lol.

 

[Makonero]

"Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?" - Superman 64

 

[Outtrigger888]

I thought I remembered Joel or Ellie saying the OPs quote. Not joking

 

[komplanen]

"What did you see?"

"I saw the Witcher, 3 baboons, and a giraffe, all heading this way, sir"

- Enemy Scout, The Witcher 3

 

[balohna]

"In all my years, I truly never thought I'd see Donkey Kong Country return." - Cranky Kong, Donkey Kong Country Returns

 

[Afrocious]

"You know, we're really The Dark Souls, too." - Ancient Dragon from Dark Souls 2.

 

[shadowstew]

"You see, I need my Payday... 2"

http://youtu.be/g4ILB1N-6uo?t=7m53s

Yo, too legit for me.

 

[Aβydoς]

I got the idea from a gamefaqs topic. It was intentional lol.

Then I don't get it but it's still fun

 

[Man]

"You can do it Lara. After all, you're a Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition"

Lol.

 

[RPGamer92]

"You're a killer Drake. How many people have you killed for the sake of tomb raiding?"

 

[mgs2master2]

You know, neogaf, we really are the last of us - IGN

 

[krYlon]

"Forget it Jake, it's Triple Town" - Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals

"There ain't no party like a Corpse Party" - S Club 7

 

[Prof. Bathtub]

Well, according to my colleague's archeological paper, Mario, the thousand-year door is right underneath Rogueport.

-Prof. Frankly

 

[Hoje0308]

"It's a really good thing we can fit all these supplies our asses."

- Raptor's version of TLoU

 

[ViewtifulJC]

"You know what would be super, Mario? Sunshine. Lets go to the beach!" - Peach in the Nintendo Power prologue comic to Super Mario Sunshine

 

[Anustart]

"Have you even been boondoggled by shenanigans in a ban honey-pot?" Christopher Robin, Dogg LED

 

[nullset2]

"Wow, this really is Wonderful! 101 pastries all for me!" -Wonder Green, the Wonderful 101

 

[Icyflamez96]

Then I don't get it but it's still fun

Because in that topic, people caught on without an explanation needed.

 

[Afrocious]

You know, Snoop Dogg, we really are Def Jam: Fight for New York - DMX

 

[LilWayneSuckz]

"B.J., we'll never be able to kill all these cybernetic Nazi dog things unless you go to Castle Wolfenstein: The New Order"

-Sly Cooper in Sly 2

 

[kick51]

"And then they realized they were no longer little girls: they were Bubble Bath Babes."

 

[Joey Ravn]

"They craft war in this world. Truly, this World of Warcraft is beyond anything we have seen before." -

Spoiler

Johnny WildStar in WildStar

"PS4. Greatness await" -

Spoiler

Don Mattrick

 

[Ryaaan14]

"¿Cuántos hombres están mostrando su pene?"

"Uno"

 

[BumblebeeCody]

The announcer says Super Smash Bros Melee on the title screen. *Mind blown*

 

[Bricky]

"Papers, please"
- Papers, please-guy

Game: Papers, please

 

[Trouble]

"You know Coral, we really are The Walking Dead"

FTFY