This has been cracking me up for at least half an hour straight. I still can't stop blurting out chuckles every now and then. Fuck me.
me too, i can just imagine Levi Bush doing some sort of televised appeal on some cable access channel
"This here is little Billy Bob, he's eight years old and [fights back tears, bites clenched fist] he's never had a flag to wave! for just $9.95 you can sponsor a flag for little Billy bob and all the other little billy bobs out there so unfortunate as to never have had a flag"
"This here is Bessy Mae, she had a flag for 65 years, it was her grand pappy's he had it from his grand father, it was made during the civil war, when many a brave soul fell to the damn Yankies who wanted to stop civil rights [cups hand over mouth and talks to side camera] Not Slavery as those damn yankie liars will say the confederates stood for [back to main camera] well just last week, she lost her flag, it was flying from her grand son's Ford Pick up during a flag rally, when it was cruely ripped down by protester at a nearby Birthday party, [fights back tears, bites clenched fist]gosh darn it breaks my heart, but for $15.95 you can replace this flag with a quality reproduction"
those in need of flags HA