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[PillarEN]

I am absolutely shocked, appalled and triggered that this was not localized for non Japanese markets. My sensitive mind could not deal with this track in Mario Kart Wii

Edit:
Won't show up. Here is the link
http://m.imgur.com/3lJYJKg?r

 

[How About No]

I still have nightmares about that Navajo section in Beyond Two Souls.

Is this the source of the joke where devs have an entire department dedicated to removing penises from their games

 

[Gattsu25]

I am absolutely shocked, appalled and triggered that this was not localized for non Japanese markets. My sensitive mind could not deal with this track in Mario Kart Wii

Edit:
Won't show up. Here is the link
http://m.imgur.com/3lJYJKg?r

Use this URL in your IMG tag: http://i.imgur.com/3lJYJKg.jpg

 

[Thud]

Haha, well he keeps himself busy alright.

 

[Shauni]

Is this the source of the joke where devs have an entire department dedicated to removing penises from their games

No, you're thinking of State of Decay. Apparently a company that had been hired to work on some of the art design hid a bunch of cocks in the backgrounds of the game or something like that, so the developer had to go back and redo a lot of backgrounds and stuff. I know there was a thread about it.

 

[Copper]

 

[Forerunner]

That looks to be the average size on GAF.

 

[How About No]

No, you're thinking of State of Decay. Apparently a company that had been hired to work on some of the art design hid a bunch of cocks in the backgrounds of the game or something like that, so the developer had to go back and redo a lot of backgrounds and stuff. I know there was a thread about it.

Ah well I'll continue my fantasy of David Cage sneaking in after hours to slip dicks in

 

[vatstep]

Also in Unreal Tournament 2004 (Junkyard)

 

[starchild excalibur]

Also in Unreal Tournament 2004 (Junkyard)

 

[cj_iwakura]

This is an item in Danganronpa 2

This is how the cast reacts when you give it to them

Oh, Chiaki.

 

[wispsmoke]

This is an item in Danganronpa 2

This is how the cast reacts when you give it to them

"Yep, thanks"

Straight baller.

 

[ScatheZombie]

Actually, most of the time it's exactly what it is supposed to look like.

Artists are a bunch of perverts that love trying to sneak in penises and vaginas into literally everything they do. We had one boss that was pitched, seriously, by the art lead to the design team as having a cocoon in the shape of a dick coming out of a giant puckered asshole and then the side of the cock-cocoon opens up into a vagina and the boss in the clitoris.

For real.

 

[JeTmAn81]

This is an item in Danganronpa 2

This is how the cast reacts when you give it to them

Oh wow I just picked up this item and had no idea.

 

[How About No]

Actually, most of the time it's exactly what it is supposed to look like.

Artists are a bunch of perverts that love trying to sneak in penises and vaginas into literally everything they do. We had one boss that was pitched, seriously, by the art lead to the design team as having a cocoon in the shape of a dick coming out of a giant puckered asshole and then the side of the cock-cocoon opens up into a vagina and the boss in the clitoris.

For real.

Dam u had HR Giger as an art lead??

 

[Pinky]

 

[Machina]

Looks like a Mara thread.

Yep, that is definitely an erect dick with thick pubes on a chariot

 

[NinjamicWZ]

 

[elfinke]

I'm on mobile so can't easily find the image, but aren't there many mountains in WoW (The Barrens perhaps?) that look like derrieres and phalluses?

 

[Pancake Mix]

Banjo-Tooie

Except it's exactly what it looks like, raised land.

 

[Hollycat]

In ff5 Krile says "Grandpa, I can feel you inside me, it's so warm." Can't find a screen

 

[TheSeks]

He's supposed to be praying to the devil or something.

Oh, he's praying alright. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Gattsu25]

Oh, he's praying alright. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Saying "Oh my God" during that is a type of worship. 🐝 🐝

 

[Bronx-Man]

The other two are obvious, but what is this supposed to look like?

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Have you seen HR Giger's work?

It's all exactly what it looks like

Fun fact: Giger was told to alter the original Alien egg design to have a cross on the top instead of just one "slit" to avoid looking like female genitalia.

On topic, the GTA Trevor bulldog.

 

[TsunamiOfSwagger]

Google Image search goatse

Spoiler

Don't

I learned something I didn't want to know about.

 

[HueyFreeman]

This gif is getting way too little attention

 

[Calvero]

there's a really shitty videogamers are virgins joke to be made here

pretty sure that is the joke

 

[themagicalkitsune]

Recent one from bravely second

(well there's bush)

 

[Sayad]

And Arioch!

But this is exactly what it looks like!

 

[Palculator]

Spoiler

Journey's mountain is a vulva. In the ending, two of the cloth people join as one and a new one is born from the mountain.

 

[Aters]

The good old lusty giraffe.

Not even on the first page. GAF disappoints me this time.

 

[Insaniac]

 

[GoodMorningPluto]

This pose + his words always make me think he wants to give some sexual pleasures to Squall.

 

[Breakfast at Noon]

When i was playing FF13, on certain cut scenes I had to reassure the misses what she could hear coming from the games room was not porn.
Does that count?

 

[Mcdohl]

It's more evident when he gets excited and starts doing it faster.

Usually when he announces where the next star on the board will be.

 

[SSPssp]

Lol, this is so wrong!

 

[GHG]

The other two are obvious, but what is this supposed to look like?

You have a lot to learn young man.

You have many interesting adventures ahead of you.

 

[big_z]

Also in Unreal Tournament 2004 (Junkyard)

isn't tubgirl in the same level?

 

[Battlesmurf]

in the 1890s cornermen actually used to jerk boxers off to keep their energy levels up back when fights were like 50 rounds, so this one is probably rooted in some truth.

Serious, no leg pulling?

 

[Japanmanx3]

in the 1890s cornermen actually used to jerk boxers off to keep their energy levels up back when fights were like 50 rounds, so this one is probably rooted in some truth.

 

[justsomeguy]

The other two are obvious, but what is this supposed to look like?

You'll find out one day.

 

[justsomeguy]

I know games devs. There is no way thatis anything other than 100% deliberate.
(edit: Beaten by an actual gamedev type)

 

[spunodi]

Settled out of court.

 

[CyclopsRock]

With most of the Japanese ones it's hard to escape the idea that it is what it looks like, and it's your own internal common-sense checker that changes it to something else.

 

[Psyrgery ES]

Hard to make out due to the low amount of polys, but in El Morte dessert in Carmageddon 2 you could find a large rock with two smaller round boulders sitting below. Oh, and some bushes (simulating pubes) on the other side

 

[PillarEN]

Halo 3. The "doors" in the Cortana level.

Video view

 

[Lazaro]

Spoiler

Journey's mountain is a vulva. In the ending, two of the cloth people join as one and a new one is born from the mountain.

The sands where the cloth people stand also resembles a mons pubis but I'm not sure if it is intentional but seeing as how the mountain are in the picture as well...

 

[Yasumi]

When i was playing FF13, on certain cut scenes I had to reassure the misses what she could hear coming from the games room was not porn.
Does that count?

Like Vanille's summon?

 

[sora87]